Troll Shop

**Kromoh** · 12-23-2009 03:23 PM

I'm opening a shop that sells troll food. We have all tastes and varieties, as well as fresh drinks and toys. Soon enough, I will start selling troll puppies here, too.

Special prices for good consumers. Open on weekends.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 12-23-2009 06:13 PM

I'd like threehundred extra-large Glurbles.

**Maria92** · 12-23-2009 08:58 PM

I'll take all of the "Foolish inflammatory post-rage" you have.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 12-23-2009 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by TheLucid

I'd like threehundred Glurbles.

Sorry, make that four hundred extra, extra-large Glurbles.

**Universal Mind** · 12-23-2009 09:55 PM

I wonder when Mystic7 and Minervas Phoenix are going to catch wind of this and come back here for feeding time. Make sure ShadowNightWing knows about it. He hasn't been fed in a few weeks.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 12-23-2009 10:07 PM

Hurry up!! I've got 314,159,265,358 trolls and the only one thing they can agree on is Glurbles!! I need them today >_< If I don't get them soon, I'll send them here to spam up your shop!!

**Maria92** · 12-23-2009 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by TheLucid

Hurry up!! I've got 314,159,265,358 trolls and the only one thing they can agree on is Glurbles!! I need them today >_< If I don't get them soon, I'll send them here to spam up your shop!!

...I'm sorry, did someone ring for a spam troll? And with the promise of glurbles, too? Throw in sixteen packets of Irritating Avatar Swap and you've got yourself a deal.

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 12-23-2009 10:11 PM

*gives avatar swaps* Now hand over the Glurbles!!

**Ma Fin Du Monde** · 12-23-2009 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by TheLucid

*gives avatar swaps* Now hand over the Glurbles!!

*steals away with Glurbles* Hahaha!!

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 12-23-2009 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Ma Fin Du Monde

*steals away with Glurbles* Hahaha!!

:O *gasp* Theif!! Theif!!

**WakataDreamer** · 12-24-2009 05:58 AM

Don't Feed The Trolls >.>

**ExoByte** · 12-24-2009 05:59 AM

I thought you were selling Trolls. I was wondering if I was on your shelf. Guess not

**Man of Steel** · 12-24-2009 06:59 AM

You dirty communist bastards, you're probably in league with Obama to steal my freedom.

Well, I stole your mom!

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**♥Mark** · 12-24-2009 07:40 AM

This here internet is big enough to feed twice as many trolls as there are on it already. With all the free troll food to be had, what makes you think you can get them to pay you for it?

**oniman7** · 12-24-2009 07:43 AM

I'll take all the "Frequently asked questions with obvious answers that must be asked again". I'm buying out every store in the area, so the trolls/newbs can't get any.

**Catbus** · 12-24-2009 05:48 PM

I'd like an "EVOLUTION IS FALSE B/C IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY!" if you have any left in stock.

**khh** · 12-25-2009 05:09 AM

You people don't even know what a real troll is.

**YULAW** · 12-26-2009 05:35 AM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I wonder when Mystic7 and Minervas Phoenix are going to catch wind of this and come back here for feeding time. Make sure ShadowNightWing knows about it. He hasn't been fed in a few weeks.

I like the fact that I've made such a large impact on your life that you think of me day in and day out, idiot. Next time in the future when you step to me, know what the fuck you are talking about so that you don't lose face again and you don't have to worry about trying to redeem yourself from being stumped the way that you were. Oh btw... Merry Christmas, loser.

**Xox** · 12-26-2009 05:43 AM

Oh dear, UM and Night, let's keep it civil shall we. Like giving out food.

**Kromoh** · 12-27-2009 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I wonder when Mystic7 and Minervas Phoenix are going to catch wind of this and come back here for feeding time. Make sure ShadowNightWing knows about it. He hasn't been fed in a few weeks.

I think Mystic starved to death, actually. Damn, we need Troll Rights in the constitution NOW!

Originally Posted by ExoByte

I thought you were selling Trolls. I was wondering if I was on your shelf. Guess not

I will start selling trolls soon. We will catch abandoned trolls to sell them here. Hide well and we won't catch you.

Originally Posted by Mark75

This here internet is big enough to feed twice as many trolls as there are on it already. With all the free troll food to be had, what makes you think you can get them to pay you for it?

Old, rich ladies always choose the expensive&useless services. I will strike it rich in no time.

Originally Posted by Mario92

I'll take all of the "Foolish inflammatory post-rage" you have.

I don't have any, sorry. Some gang stole all my stock. I think they live in that neighbourhood called "Beyond Dreaming".

Originally Posted by TheLucid

Sorry, make that four hundred extra, extra-large Glurbles.

Wow, you're my best consumer so far. Here, take this prize:

It will look nice on your fridge.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

You dirty communist bastards, you're probably in league with Obama to steal my freedom.

Well, I stole your mom!

[/irony]

Wow, someone feed this troll already -- its crying hurts my ears.

Originally Posted by Catbus

I'd like an "EVOLUTION IS FALSE B/C IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY!" if you have any left in stock.

Here you go. It's imported from Japan, hope you don't mind.

...

The shop is a success

**YULAW** · 12-27-2009 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Kromoh

Here you go. It's imported from Japan, hope you don't mind.

Dude that's not peanut butter from Japan that one's from China.

**Universal Mind** · 12-27-2009 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by khh

You people don't even know what a real troll is.

I had to reboot my computer because I clicked that.

**Kromoh** · 12-27-2009 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by ShadowNightWing

Dude that's not peanut butter from Japan that one's from China.

Lul I can't differ those two languages, my bad.

**ClouD** · 12-27-2009 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

I wonder when Mystic7 and Minervas Phoenix are going to catch wind of this and come back here for feeding time. Make sure ShadowNightWing knows about it. He hasn't been fed in a few weeks.

Mystic was Minervas.