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    1. 01-13-2010 11:12 PM #26
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      If Invader sodomizes me then him and his family will die mysteriously in a unexplained fire (and i will donate a million dollars to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti.)

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      sure, just like people were made to watch television and eat genetically altered food made with chemicals out of plastic packages and wear condoms and send text messages and eat with forks and wear makeup and drive motor vehicles!

      don't argue with me about what is and isn't natural, ok? you do plenty of unnatural things.
      don't change the subject. Asses aren't made for having shit stuffed up them, that's just as unnatural as anything else. The dictionary/thesaurus was correct.
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    2. 01-14-2010 02:58 AM #27
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      alright, we will look at it from another angle (and within the thread rules!):

      if anal intercourse is unnatural, then why. do. we. find. it. in. nature?

      (by the way, oral sex is "unnatural" too. do you have a problem with that?)


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    3. 01-14-2010 03:01 AM #28
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      Quote Originally Posted by nerve View Post
      alright, we will look at it from another angle (and within the thread rules!):

      if anal intercourse is unnatural, then why. do. we. find. it. in. nature?

      (by the way, oral sex is "unnatural" too. do you have a problem with that?)
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    4. 01-14-2010 10:23 PM #29
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      If Mario does not post if/then posts in this thread then nerve will sodomize him.



      Quote Originally Posted by nerve View Post
      alright, we will look at it from another angle (and within the thread rules!):

      if anal intercourse is unnatural, then why. do. we. find. it. in. nature?

      (by the way, oral sex is "unnatural" too. do you have a problem with that?)


      I dont have a problem with you people doing you thing, get married, kiss w/e i dont care u guys can have your rights. I just don't agree with pcing shit up and saying that it's natural.

      Tell me did evolution design asses so things should be rammed up them?
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    5. 01-15-2010 03:02 AM #30
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      Quote Originally Posted by Soros View Post
      If Mario does not post if/then posts in this thread then nerve will sodomize him.
      I dont have a problem with you people doing you thing, get married, kiss w/e i dont care u guys can have your rights. I just don't agree with pcing shit up and saying that it's natural.

      Tell me did evolution design asses so things should be rammed up them?
      If Soros continues to try and defend his shaky position, then Mario and nerve will ultimately defeat him.

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    6. 01-15-2010 03:22 AM #31
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      If mario thinks asses were made to have shit stuffed up them, then he will be raped by a guy named Buba.
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    7. 01-15-2010 04:15 AM #32
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      If Soros does not cave, then the entire gay community will stone him to death and/or sodomize him. Quietly protesting the 10 character limit.

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    8. 01-15-2010 07:56 PM #33
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      If Soro belives that asses were made at all, then he's wrong.
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      ^ beat me to it



      Soros: if you don't gtfo my thread, then I will kick you so hard in your tight little virgin asshole, you won't be able to sit for a week! report your sorry trolling ass to the staff! :'D


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    12. 01-16-2010 06:29 AM #37
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      If HHH posts the title of an awesome book, then it will fill all of us with nostalgia.

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    13. 01-16-2010 08:48 AM #38
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mario92 View Post
      If HHH posts the title of an awesome book, then it will fill all of us with nostalgia.

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      if you open your mouth and close your eyes, then you'll be in for a big surprise! :'D


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      I know this game didn't really take off but

      if you eat fishsticks for dinner more than never, then you're white trash.


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