Thread: Fortunately, Unfortunately

Fortunately, he lapsed into a coma before anything happened.

Unfortunately, the coma lasted forever. The end.

One upon a time, there was a lad named Ned. One day, Ned received a pink pooka for his birthday. Delighted to receive such a fine beast, Ned rode into the sunlight....

Unfortunately he suffered from photophobia.

Fortunately, he conquered his irrational fear when he realized he wasn't spontaneously bursting into flames.

Originally Posted by Mario92

Fortunately, he conquered his irrational fear when he realized he wasn't spontaneously bursting into flames.

Unfortunately you're thinking of Heliophobia, and not photophobia, thus it is not a fear that can be conquered.

Fortunately, it's only a game and I'm here to get us back on track!

Unfortunately, his pooka did burst into flames (wtf is a pooka?).

Fortunately, it was not because he was combusting, it was because he was actually a phoenix, not a pooka. Thanks to his powers, the young man's photophobia dissipated.

Unfortunately, it shortly returned.

Fortunately the phoenixes powers are not easily thwarted, and the photophobia never came back. Ever.

Unfortunately, Marilyn Manson came along and started singing, so the phoenix killed itself, ergo releasing the powers and the photophobia returned o.o

Sniped.

Fortunately, the phoenix was deaf, and so didn't hear the singing and kill itself.

Unfortunately, it didn't hear the thunder whilst flying his master through the skies over Bą'lónt, and was struck by lightning. Thus, the young master fell from the back of his airborne stallion, and into the glassy sea below.

Fortunately, the lightning strike mutated him into a great shark, and he survived with ease.

Unfortunately, that was good for the phoenix, but not so much for his master.

Fortunately, his master mutated further, and became an indestructible super-shark that terrorized the seas for all of eternity.

Fortunately, another phoenix flew over and changed them back, and they lived happily ever after. The end!

Once upon a time, in the future, there was only one man wondering about this city.

Unfortunately, he became insane because he was lonely.

Fortunately, the aliens zapped his brain back to normal.

Unfortunately, the zapping also made his body mutate, resulting in an extra head and a shrunken leg.

Fortunately, the Crab People fixed these problems.

Unfortunately, a massive epidemic of an alien sickness affected everything but the man. Now no organism lives but the lonely man.

Fortunately, he has an active imagination and a mannequin to keep him company.

Fortunately, he had been plotting for years to destroy all of the Earths inhabitants. He loathed and despised everything but himself and stood on the tallest mountain gloating at the death and decay that now encompassed every area that his eye could see.