Thread: Fortunately, Unfortunately

The game is simple. Someone starts a story, the next person says "Unfortunately X" And the person says "Fortunately x" this continues until it gets old, and a new story is started.
Example:

Robert walked into his home

Unfortunately a refrigerator fell on his head.

Fortunately it was made of cake.

Unfortunately it smothered him. The end.

I'll start the story.

Johnny loved to ride his bike.

Unfortunately, he was no good at it, and had a nasty habit of crashing into his neighbors dogs.

Fortunately, his neighbour's dog was the Antichrist, and by crashing into it and killing it he saved the world.

Unfortunately, he did a reality check, and realized it was only a dream.

Fortunately, it wasn't a dream; he was actually a prototype nanomachine AI construct, and thus if the nanomachines moved about he could put his finger through his hand.

Unfortunately, his nanomachine make-up began to malfunction erratically and started to form him into various shapes.

fortunately he lived in a flying house so the sound was really a spider falling to his death

Unfortunately the giant spider shot webs at the house and was able to climb back up