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    1. 03-25-2010 05:16 AM #1
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      some fail for you

      I recently encountered this megafail and thought I'd share it with you for some lulz:



      :|

      I fucking hate the lottery. I hate that we have it here now. I hate standing in line in gas stations and watching people buy tickets (especially when they're holding me up). they look like dumb, ignorant animals. so pathetic, it makes me ill. watching people buy/scratch tickets gives me this overwhelming feeling of bleakness...

      I didn't buy this, my sister owed me some money and was short a dollar, and asked if I'd accept this. I just looked at it and laughed...

      enjoy. :)


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    2. 03-25-2010 06:12 AM #2
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      Lmfao. That's hilarious.

      It might as well just say "YOU WIN NOTHING, FUCKER! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! NOTHING!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

      Would be much more entertaining, at least.
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    3. 03-25-2010 06:51 AM #3
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      I think it should say "congratulations, moron. now stop buying lottery tickets and find a way to really earn money."

      u_u


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    4. 03-25-2010 01:15 PM #4
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      I once saw a scratcher ticket where the only two options to win were $5 (easy) and $1,000,000. Nothing in between!
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      One time on Christmas Eve I had the strange urge to buy a scratch ticket out of one of those machines on my way out the door, something I've actually never done before. I won $100. That was pretty cool.

      I read about some dumbass who ate his winning lottery ticket on an airplane because they wouldn't let him claim his prize money on the flight. Wtf people...wtf.
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    6. 04-29-2010 08:11 AM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by nerve View Post
      I recently encountered this megafail and thought I'd share it with you for some lulz:





      I fucking hate the lottery. I hate that we have it here now. I hate standing in line in gas stations and watching people buy tickets (especially when they're holding me up). they look like dumb, ignorant animals. so pathetic, it makes me ill. watching people buy/scratch tickets gives me this overwhelming feeling of bleakness...

      I didn't buy this, my sister owed me some money and was short a dollar, and asked if I'd accept this. I just looked at it and laughed...

      enjoy.


      You are the lame one for accepting it ;]
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      Quote Originally Posted by kittie11 View Post
      You are the lame one for accepting it ;]
      Oh, not you again...
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      Hey, look at it this way, you got the dollar she owed you.
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    9. 04-29-2010 10:46 PM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by kittie11 View Post
      You are the lame one for accepting it ;]

      no, I'm not the one who wasted money on it. er, what the fuck are you doing here anyway? and M, how do you even know who she is? you just joined...apparently

      Quote Originally Posted by Supernova View Post
      Hey, look at it this way, you got the dollar she owed you.
      I'm pretty sure I saw it that way the second she handed it to me, lol


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    10. 04-29-2010 10:59 PM #10
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      Quote Originally Posted by lordyM View Post
      Oh, not you again...

      ? Who are you
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    11. 04-30-2010 12:23 AM #11
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      nice Gandhi quote, little bro rubbing off on ya? ;D

      nice avatar too. bathroom chic!


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    12. 04-30-2010 03:48 AM #12
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      nerve and his family control half of dreamviews @.@ D:
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    13. 04-30-2010 04:57 AM #13
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      Quote Originally Posted by nerve View Post
      nice Gandhi quote, little bro rubbing off on ya? ;D

      nice avatar too. bathroom chic!
      I just had to change it from the black thing lol
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      Quote Originally Posted by no-Name View Post
      nerve and his family control half of dreamviews @.@ D:
      True dat.
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      Stay on topic, please.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mark75 View Post
      Stay on topic, please.
      What? Murp.


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