Thread: Task of the Month for December 2015

Crap. I did last months task again..

Spoiler for last months task again:

Completed Lucid Task I
(This is a really bad way to get wings but any port in a storm)
12/05
6:00pm I was flying along a dark street and heard singing at a wedding in a big church so I turned in to see what I could get into (I dont think I was lucid yet) but when I saw a friend that died 20 years ago waiting in a hallway outside of the chapel, (That was the clincher!) We were so happy to see each other I did not tell him he was gone so we just laughed and carried on. He told me they were all waitng in the hall to eat but the congregation was singing too long.
After becoming lucid and thinkiing about it a minute when our reunion had sort of passed I said "While wer'e waiting tell us some jokes"..
(He was famous all over town for bar jokes and stunts and also famous for the deadliest farts around)
He said "Heres a joke for church " and cut loose a loud, reveberating fart that shook the rafters and very foundations of the church and it kept going as he ran into another room, The congregation stopped singing, Everything went silent then the whole congregation began to applaud for him and we in the foyer did the same and I was laughing so hard I almost pooped my pants and ran for the bathroom and just as I sat on the toilet I felt I was in two places, Both here on the toilet in a church and laying in bed at the same time and figured I better not finish the job because I might be too close to awake and wreck myself, Finally I decided to go the awake route and started laughing at the stupid dream again while I was recording it.

I was so certain I did basic I that I had already posted it and went up top to check and it wasn't there

Originally Posted by woblybil

Crap. I did last months task again..

Spoiler for last months task again:

Completed Lucid Task I
(This is a really bad way to get wings but any port in a storm)
12/05
6:00pm I was flying along a dark street and heard singing at a wedding in a big church so I turned in to see what I could get into (I dont think I was lucid yet) but when I saw a friend that died 20 years ago waiting in a hallway outside of the chapel, (That was the clincher!) We were so happy to see each other I did not tell him he was gone so we just laughed and carried on. He told me they were all waitng in the hall to eat but the congregation was singing too long.
After becoming lucid and thinkiing about it a minute when our reunion had sort of passed I said "While wer'e waiting tell us some jokes"..
(He was famous all over town for bar jokes and stunts and also famous for the deadliest farts around)
He said "Heres a joke for church " and cut loose a loud, reveberating fart that shook the rafters and very foundations of the church and it kept going as he ran into another room, The congregation stopped singing, Everything went silent then the whole congregation began to applaud for him and we in the foyer did the same and I was laughing so hard I almost pooped my pants and ran for the bathroom and just as I sat on the toilet I felt I was in two places, Both here on the toilet in a church and laying in bed at the same time and figured I better not finish the job because I might be too close to awake and wreck myself, Finally I decided to go the awake route and started laughing at the stupid dream again while I was recording it.

I was so certain I did basic I that I had already posted it and went up top to check and it wasn't there

I always a applaud a good fart!