Metcalfracing - Cool! Does your small banzai tree charge fearless into battle against overwhelming odds?


WOOOOOO!!!! :yumdumdoodledum: :yumdumdoodledum: :yumdumdoodledum:
Tried and failed the task the advanced task!

Was trying to get home through some ghetto - no buses, taxis not stopping, crackheads loitering etc. Went into a shop for something and noticed a newsapaper article about how this area was the new murder capitol of the world. Something spooked me into an LD (the gang converging from all sides?) - rather than kicking arse I remembered the task - but this was full-on concrete jungle - no trees. So... flew up to a roof and sat on a low wall - I thought I was bound to see one... but no. So then I thought "Seeker surely won't mind if I just merge with this parapet instead? Its bound to count because it's inanimate matter - much harder than a tree!" (seemed to make sense at the time) I bounced back a few times, then got part of my body inside (although I could hardly say 'merged' - which I imagine to be more psychological/spiritual...) Anyway - then I got confused and wondered if maybe I wasn't dreaming afterall, so I did the nose RC for the first time ever, and it was so funny I kept doing it - for a minute or so! It sounded (and felt) like one of those footpumps with two valves, crossed with Darth Vader. I wondered what my body was doing whilst this was going on and got confused again - because although I was doing the RC I wasn't holding my dream nose with my dream finger and thumb - and wondered if perhaps my sleeping body was doing that? So I checked-in on my body *DOH!* Felt the sun on my face and heard my partner moving about - tried spinning but I was past the point of no return. Woke up.
The end.