Thread: My laptop is freaking slow.

The slow startup is likely caused by massive amounts of crap on the machine being loaded. Almost every single application, for instance Adobe Reader, will tell the machine to load something at startup.

There's probably a lot of conflict with Macafee from Kaspersky (and both take up plenty of RAM), not to mention that there's also likely to be plenty of spyware, trojans, and more viruses taking up the memory.

Really, the only thing to do to a PC in this state is completely wipe it and reinstall your OS (Windows XP presumably?) from scratch.

Edit: Typo

Aw man. There's programs that I don't own the disc to on here. I don't want to delete 'em (though, I'll be buying my own this fall). DX

If the programs are legally owned then you can always download them again using bittorrent. I agree with Photo, wipe out the whole thing and start from scratch.

You might also consider backing up all your porn and deleting all but the raunchiest stuff, so that you have more HD space. Then, do a full defrag. That tends to make things a lot faster, since all the crap it's loading at startup won't be segmented all over the place.

Also, definitely get rid of as much stuff from the startup list as you can.

Originally Posted by Replicon

You might also consider backing up all your porn and deleting all but the raunchiest stuff

Nooooooooooo!!!

You could get more RAM, that always helps. Also, some of these programs will help, especially CCleaner.

C:\WINDOWS\Prefetch

Delete that folder. It will make your computer boot faster.

die, bloatware!

Call the company which made the laptop and ask for a recovery CD, when it comes put it in when it boots up, choose to restore the OS and wipe the entire hardrive, then buy avg and scan, all happy. Worked a treat for me

yeah low on virtual memory you're either running something your computer can't handle or you have viruses, i'd suggest like the others, wiping everything out and starting over again, you can download whatever programs you had, i'd suggest finding a good spyware detector and a good virus scanner also

spyware programs:
spybot search and destroy

ad-aware SE

av programs:
avast!

avg


they're all good, or you could reboot in safe mode and delete all the garbage you don't need

Or even better:

Stop visitting websites that will make your computer shitty.

Or...

Buy a computer that won't get shitty, no matter how much shit you get on it.

Windows sucks! It's like a damn virus really. The longer windows is running on your pc, the slower your pc works. I think windows does this intentionally in order for people to buy new pc's, and when they do buy new pc's, they are usually forced to buy a new windows which is automaticly included. It's this deal they got going with the hardware industry.

The only solution is a clean re-install.

Your computer can be the fastest computer on the market, after sufficient amount of time, windows will manage to make it slower than a pentium 1.

You'd think for the richest company on earth they would be able to make a better program... it's like the main task of windows is to slow your pc down. Think about it, it doesn't do anything else really.