Yuppie's DEILD guide - The easiest way to lucid dream.

**yuppie11975** · 03-03-2014 06:37 AM

I'm too lazy to upload this exert into my Dreamview's Journal - so here's a copy and paste from my most recent entry. (Last Saturday)

Recording device states: "I just had a dream about fat people, and a YouTube guy, and nachos and a shooting video game with guns"

From what I can recall:

The dream about fat people was about being in this room with a bunch of obese humans. From memory, I believe that they were all taking their respective turns to be weighed, or something along those lines. This dream was separate from all the others.

The YouTube guy, the videogame, and the Doritos were all merged into the one dream. I was sitting on the floor listening to some familiar blogger, whom I can't recall, just rattle on about some sort of jargon. Eventually I was moving around in these vents, or some other restrictive space, and participating in a sort of FPS.

The following weren't documented on my recording device.

I was inside a game of COD zombies basically. The map was centred around this old-timely church... It was eerie as fuck. Initially two other people were playing along side of me, but one of them left the game, and the other one was on pause; although I never saw him after he paused. The zombies chased me, and despite my best attempts to shoot all of them, they eventually just tormented me by running after me and whispering creepy shit - mostly with a religious thematic.

Finally, probably brought on by Ancient History studies about the Persian/Greek wars, I witnessed a battle between Xerxes and Leonidas. It was basically in third person, but instead of the general war, both armies were reduced to the size of around fifty. They began charging at each other, but that's all I can remember.

**woblybil** · 03-04-2014 03:23 PM

Better get with the wings buddy,

Its over here http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/woblybil/

**yuppie11975** · 03-05-2014 01:07 PM

I'm still in the process of getting my recall up.
Don't be too eager to have those wings beaten off of you!
Finally, gee, the day you don't have a woman in your dreams is the day I'll be astonished

**woblybil** · 03-05-2014 06:20 PM

You may have noticed that all my woman dreams don't pan out, Here's an example

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/wobl...t-seems-55945/

**woblybil** · 03-05-2014 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by yuppie11975

I'm still in the process of getting my recall up.
Don't be too eager to have those wings beaten off of you!
Finally, gee, the day you don't have a woman in your dreams is the day I'll be astonished

I really cant picture myself dreaming about men, And I have lived almost every adventure thing there is to do in this world .. Women never seem to wear out though, They may get old but they never wear out

Now, What about you? What are your plans? (Hopefully to get a degree and a commercial pilots license, buy an airplane and lug dopey future scientists all over) What a great country you live in, So much to explore and do there, I wish I could have seen it

If you think you have trouble with recall now, Just wait until that gray sponge inside of your head is about 60 yrs older

**yuppie11975** · 03-05-2014 11:34 PM

Well, I don't know man.
Without being pretentious, my future looks pretty bright.
Academically, I'm sitting on straight A's, I've completed a university course for Psychology.
So I mean, the plan is, that I finish school, get my degree, and then make bank on all that cash I'll be earning hopefully!
At the same time though, the future seems kind of daunting. All these choices, and whether or not my life will work out for me, and all that. I guess you could call it a young-life crisis or something.

**woblybil** · 03-06-2014 12:19 AM

You have a starting point anyways.. Psychologist with lucid dreaming knowledge should be a plus on their side I would think..
In my world nothng ever worked out exactly as I planned but it always worked our well, Hope as good for you

**woblybil** · 04-06-2014 07:58 PM

Are you still out there

This didn't get me any more wings but I thought you would like it. http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/wobl...id-romp-56905/

**yuppie11975** · 04-14-2014 06:19 AM

Hey Bill.
Yes, I am indeed still around. I just got back home after a holiday, so I've been inactive for a while.
Ahh.. a dream about sex. What a surprise

I see you've already got your basic set of wings!

**woblybil** · 04-17-2014 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by yuppie11975

Hey Bill.
Yes, I am indeed still around. I just got back home after a holiday, so I've been inactive for a while.
Ahh.. a dream about sex. What a surprise

I see you've already got your basic set of wings!

And I just got home from the hospital from a long needed leg surgery with nothing on my recorder, I had some marvelous dreams but then saw how the other guy in the room could overhear them so no recordings,

**yuppie11975** · 04-18-2014 05:56 AM

I started using a voice recorder a few weeks ago.
Needless to say, it's much better than writing.

**woblybil** · 04-18-2014 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by yuppie11975

I started using a voice recorder a few weeks ago.
Needless to say, it's much better than writing.

I figured you'd like the recorder..
I learned to push the record button with my eyes closed but with each new marvel comes a new problem .
Now I find many times in false awakening that I make recording that are not there.

And I don't ALWAYS dream about sex.. http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/wobl...at-frap-57192/

PS: Try the movie "Troll Hunter" for some good dream fodder.........

**yuppie11975** · 04-19-2014 09:29 AM

Why don't you perform a reality check that doesn't require a great deal of physical movement whenever you make a recording?
Apply a piece of duck tape just below the 'on' button, and cut some ridges into them so that you can feel them or something? Alternatively, I guess you could will someone to respond to you when you document your dreams. (e.g, like your latest entry about the bikers fighting, - "The club members began fighting" then you could mentally will someone to provide their opinion in order to confirm whether you're having a false awakening).

Also, being the cultured man you are, I sincerely hope you've seen all of Quentin Tarrantino's films!

**woblybil** · 04-24-2014 06:19 AM

Lucid Dreams have their place but there is no possible way for the conscious mind to equal the crazy stuff that the subconscious can get into..

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/wobl...cnamara-57315/

**woblybil** · 05-01-2014 02:02 PM

Here's one you will like Yuppie, Its non-lucid but good.. No wimmen either

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/wobl...ore-bed-57464/

Another reason I wish I had made it to Australia, What a great country you have for adventure.....

**woblybil** · 05-05-2014 05:24 AM

Here's one from this morning, It's not a task and it's not lucid but it's a good read if you get bored and will help advertise my dream journal... http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/woblybil/

Oh yeah, The wings.. sorry

**woblybil** · 05-11-2014 11:44 PM

Yuppie,
I just thought that being the intellectual type you might enjoy this.

5/11
8:00am "The Horn Mouse"

I was attending a seminar about the Horn Mouse presented by the Antelope Horn Mouse think-tank in Salt Lake City, These virtually unknown creatures the size of a child's fingernail live in burrows in the horns of animals, both alive and dead.. According to the Buffalo Horn Mouse institute in Wyoming most of these mouses are blind (Three blind mice) except for one that lives in the horns of sheep in the Rockies. This one has two protruding eyes that point in different directions at once and never the same place until it dies.. They live in tiny holes in the horn or antler and eat the seeds that cling to the coat of the host..In hard winters and bad times they can survive eating the pulp inside the horn,They had videos and reading material about it at the seminar and it seems the only danger to it is the lack of knowledge of its existence...(I didn't know about it either)
I was becoming bored with all this which lasted forever it seemed but the whole thing was so logical I had no idea I was dreaming and felt obligated to sit through the entire torture until I woke up.

**yuppie11975** · 05-12-2014 06:31 AM

Dude, that's so fucking creative. You're right, it does actually sound pretty legitimate.

How long has it been since you've had a lucid by the way?

**woblybil** · 05-12-2014 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by yuppie11975

Dude, that's so fucking creative. You're right, it does actually sound pretty legitimate.

How long has it been since you've had a lucid by the way?

Probably about 4 nights.....I did three tasks this month, I have been in the hospital a cuppla times and drugs got me off my feed but i'm back in swing now..
Here he comes again girls

**yuppie11975** · 05-12-2014 01:02 PM

Watch out ladies!

**Avalokiteshvara** · 08-08-2014 09:15 PM

What about using a timer? My phone's alarm can shut off on its own after 30 secs or so.

**woblybil** · 08-08-2014 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by Avalokiteshvara

What about using a timer? My phone's alarm can shut off on its own after 30 secs or so.

Somewhere out there I saw an iphone app for lucid dreaming, To me they're just a nuisance.. I did however once rig a light timer to a light flasher with a plug in socket and a red bulb that worked with some success.. It was quite a project to set it tho..

**yuppie11975** · 08-09-2014 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by woblybil

Somewhere out there I saw an iphone app for lucid dreaming, To me they're just a nuisance.. I did however once rig a light timer to a light flasher with a plug in socket and a red bulb that worked with some success.. It was quite a project to set it tho..

Yep, I'd probably just opt to take the natural route - at least for the first few times until you work out the broader sense of the technique.

**Mellanhavande** · 08-12-2014 04:25 PM

Thanks for sharing, I'm definitely trying DEILD tonight. But I still don't understand that part when you need to wake up. I didn't read all the comments so I'm gonna ask - can I turn off the alarm? Or that will ruin everything? And what about timer, does it turns off by it self? And for how long it will ring?