My sister has a question...

**Out of the Blue** · 03-24-2008 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by ushamie

OH COME ON IT NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL!!!! The fact that u said this is a negitive BUT when the site asked my how old i was to register i said 13. Im 14 now and im not banned screw the rules is what i say!

Edit:this posted will be invalid on my next birthday LOL!

Shame you can't type very well.

If you're under the forum's age limit, the least you can do is take the time and consideration to use (mostly) proper grammar and punctuation.

It makes things a lot nicer here.

I'm sure part of the reason for the age limit is trying to reduce "Waz this liek teh Lucid Drem!!?!1!1!!z" posts.

**Xox** · 03-24-2008 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by Protocol MSmith

Hello blueblue79 and dreamer11. I am FBI agent Michael Smith, I try to cut down on internet crime.

I understand these people have been playing a prank, and told you the FBI will not be contacted. This is false, because you have committed a bannable offense. Any questions pertaining to your felony, contact me at 1606 Broadway Street Comp. 4 NY, NYC. (212-356-7812)

Have you heard of the Patriot Act? If you don't live in Alaska, Hawaii, or Guam, I am allowed to try you as a full adult. I see you are underage. Since you are 3 years below the limit, your sentence can increase; multiplying; upwards of three times. You will be fined 1300-1500 dollars US currency, for the starting penalty. I have already charged this to your primary credit card, and the fine will take place in precisely 12 hours. Additionally, if you do not disconnect your internet at this moment, I will be forced to arrest you and your family, and you will have to spend 2-6 months in jail. You have 24 hours to comply(E.S.T Time) If you do not adhere to these precautions, your house and personal belongings will be seized; immediately.

Best of wishes,
Agent Michael Smith

>:{

**dragonoverlord** · 03-24-2008 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by ushamie

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next stop prizon

**ushamie** · 03-24-2008 05:47 AM

After the first of my posts on this thread every things outta wack. Kinda like war over a simple age limit rule that doesn't realy matter.

**dragonoverlord** · 03-24-2008 05:50 AM

I think protocol smith is one of two persons. Either protocol smoth is Kushna Muffeed or Spartiate.

**Spartiate** · 03-24-2008 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by Protocol MSmith

Hello blueblue79 and dreamer11. I am FBI agent Michael Smith, I try to cut down on internet crime.

I understand these people have been playing a prank, and told you the FBI will not be contacted. This is false, because you have committed a bannable offense. Any questions pertaining to your felony, contact me at 1606 Broadway Street Comp. 4 NY, NYC. (212-356-7812)

Have you heard of the Patriot Act? If you don't live in Alaska, Hawaii, or Guam, I am allowed to try you as a full adult. I see you are underage. Since you are 3 years below the limit, your sentence can increase; multiplying; upwards of three times. You will be fined 1300-1500 dollars US currency, for the starting penalty. I have already charged this to your primary credit card, and the fine will take place in precisely 12 hours. Additionally, if you do not disconnect your internet at this moment, I will be forced to arrest you and your family, and you will have to spend 2-6 months in jail. You have 24 hours to comply(E.S.T Time) If you do not adhere to these precautions, your house and personal belongings will be seized; immediately.

Best of wishes,
Agent Michael Smith

I doubt the Bureau actually patrols the internet, which means that a member of this site disclosed the presence of an illegal user. In any case, your methods are of no concern to us, since this website's servers and owner are located in Canada, you have absolutely no jurisdiction in the matter. I recommend that you forward your concerns to the owner of Dreamviews.com or the Information Crime Unit of the RCMP so that the appropriate authorities can execute the necessary legal procedures. Please realize that these procedures are in the best interest of this site and it's members.

**dragonoverlord** · 03-24-2008 05:52 AM

Yup protocol smith is spartiate, i have no doubt about it now...

**ushamie** · 03-24-2008 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by dragonoverlord

I think protocol smith is one of two persons. Either protocol smoth is Kushna Muffeed or Spartiate.

yea probly.

**Wavefunction** · 03-24-2008 05:53 AM

Protocol Smith is Siletra, a previously banned member.

**Spartiate** · 03-24-2008 05:55 AM

I hope you guys realize I just bought you some time, no way the FBI can cooperate with other agencies in a timely manner, so hopefully your birthdays are within a few weeks...

**Xox** · 03-24-2008 05:58 AM

And I hope you guys all realize you're all wrong.

Coz I've been sitting here chatting with everyone you mentioned for the past 30 mins.

**dragonoverlord** · 03-24-2008 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by Spartiate

I hope you guys realize I just bought you some time, no way the FBI can cooperate with other agencies in a timely manner, so hopefully your birthdays are within a few weeks...

I didn't realise lying about your age on the web is a felony.

**Oneironaut Zero** · 03-24-2008 06:00 AM

Sorry dreamer111, but the age limit is 15, at minimum. Mainly the reasons are because we have above PG-13 content around here, and there is a certain standard of maturity that we are trying to uphold. It may seem a little unfair, and for that we can only apologize, but those are the rules. Hopefully you'll continue to browse around, and will decide to join up when both you and your sister reach the minimum age.

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