Have you ever been caught/caught (somebody) masturbating?

[Marvo]

I just thought this was a silly, yet funny idea. Tell me about your experiences, of getting caught masturbating, or catching somebody masturbating. I've personally never been "caught" masturbating, though I've had several close calls. I believe I once walked into my brothers room, while he was doing it. I could hear him moving around with his chair, when I suddenly started going down the stairs, and when I entered his room, he had sorta pulled most of himself under the table on his chair, and his eyes were all wide-open, when I spoke to him. Funny stuff So tell me about your experiences

[Spartiate]

This reminds me of a late night chat running gag about Wanted and his maid . http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...&postcount=874

[Shark Rider]

hahaha...its funny when we talk about it but not when it happens to us. well one time i was almost caught by my mom. when she opened the door i just turned around and put it back in my pants. lol good think there wasnt any playboy or something around. i was pretty emberrassed even if she saw nothing. aaand... no, i havent cought anyone.

[Goldney]

Apparently the janitor at my school was caught doing it in an empty classroom. Hence his nickname now being F*cky. He's really weird, he walks around school with this bin on wheels. He doesn't look like he's all there if you know what I mean. I think a boy a year above me was also caught doing it in the changing rooms. I know that a few of my friends have been caught as well, it's funny when it happens to other people. How could you be desperate enough to rub one out in a public place though? I hope this will always delude me... some things are better off not being known.

[Marvo]

I've done it in part-public places. Not because of the urge, I just had nothing better to do

[Michael]

I noticed some kid doing it in class when I was in the 7th grade. I said something like, "WTF, are you beatin your meat?" really loud so everyone would look. The kid got suspended for public indecency and was made fun of until the day we graduated.

[grasshoppa]

I just thought this was a silly, yet funny idea. Tell me about your experiences, of getting caught masturbating, or catching somebody masturbating. I've personally never been "caught" masturbating, though I've had several close calls. I believe I once walked into my brothers room, while he was doing it. I could hear him moving around with his chair, when I suddenly started going down the stairs, and when I entered his room, he had sorta pulled most of himself under the table on his chair, and his eyes were all wide-open, when I spoke to him. Funny stuff So tell me about your experiences if you hear something dfont upen the door...geez...

[grasshoppa]

its worse for the people that catch you...They have an image burned in their brain for atlest a few weeks. Hard to not tell anyone. As for being caught, I was once caught looking at porn. Luckily I was just boner jamming, and not beating my meat, and even more luckily it was just a nude photo, hardly hard core. lucky me

[Reality_is_a_Dream]

*fap fap fap fap*

[Catbus]

I've been caught entirely too many times, luckily only like two or three times by my mom, and like once by dad. The worst was when I was laying on my bed (futon) and fapping while listening to some trance song so I couldn't hear anything and of course I had my eyes closed. Anyway, I finish all over myself and wipe it off with a towel like usual, and get up out of bed and mom and dad are both standing in the doorway. That was the first time they walked in on me I think, most of the other times they've just opened the door and I'll say something along the lines of "I'm busy." A lot of my friends have walked in on me also, but I fap at everybody's house so that's to be expected.

[Temperamental]

I've been caught entirely too many times, luckily only like two or three times by my mom, and like once by dad. The worst was when I was laying on my bed (futon) and fapping while listening to some trance song so I couldn't hear anything and of course I had my eyes closed. Anyway, I finish all over myself and wipe it off with a towel like usual, and get up out of bed and mom and dad are both standing in the doorway. That was the first time they walked in on me I think, most of the other times they've just opened the door and I'll say something along the lines of "I'm busy." A lot of my friends have walked in on me also, but I fap at everybody's house so that's to be expected. LOL omg why were they standing in the doorway? they're so mean!

[Kromoh]

LOL omg why were they standing in the doorway? they're so mean! Haha, better stand in the doorway than try to call his attention.

[nikkir90]

i've seen my bro doing it before but he doesn't know i saw lol

[stormcrow]

i've seen my bro doing it before but he doesn't know i saw lol creepy... I used to walk in on people in GG park and Buena Vista park in San Francisco, which was disturbing because it was usually two dudes.

[Xei]

Great first post. A+.

[Xox]

I used to catch people masturbating, but now I catch them fucking. I don't even blink anymore. :0

[DeletePlease]

I had pillow in front of me once (the doors were being replaced, I thought a pillow would provide ample cover) and when she happened to enter the room, I told my sister I was doing sit-ups. I needed the pillow in front of me because it let me know if I was going far enough. I then demonstrated by sitting up far enough that my chin hit the pillow. She walked away without a word, obviously she bought it. There's no way she could have seen through my clever ruse.

[Ilumirath]

I was walking in the woods one day, when I saw like 50 meters ahead of me two 40's yrs olds or something humping each other against a tree

[Solarflare]

-.- thats SOOOOOOO CUTE!

[iOrbital]

I've never been caught personally but I have walked in on someone. I was in college and coming back from class a little bit early. My roomate and I usually kept our door locked so I keyed into my room and there my roomate was(his back to me, but his computer screen to me) beating it to Hentai. Oh and I walked in on my friend. I texted him and asked what he was doin, he didn't reply so I figured I'd walk down to his room and wake him up(hes a big napper). So i walk in(he always left his door unlocked) and there he is, beating like a mad man. The funny thing is that he didnt notice that I came in. I turned around and left immediately when I knew what was going on, but he asked me later that day if I walked in on him. I told him I did and now its a running joke between the both of us. You dont know how many jokes there are that have to do with walking in on someone before they're finished

[mooseantlers]

beating it to hentai.

[Linkzelda]

beating it to Hentai. *whistles innocently* Me caught? Almost. My mother asked me while I was in the bathroom, "Are you---are you masturbating?" I pretended I didn't hear her and said "Huh?" She was like "Are you--herpa derp--what you are doing in there?" XD

[zebrah]

Nope, never been caught, never caught anyone. I wouldn't mind it staying that way either.

[sloth]

I walked into my spare bedroom. The door was open, and my friend was going at it. I was like, "Oh, sorry dude." Then I grabbed a playboy and threw it in there. He had been staying at my house for like a week. Can't blame the guy.

[Saturos]

lmao I've had a couple of close calls. I was sleeping over at a friend's house and I woke up pretty early so I started reading a comic and there was a hot girl bathing in a river or something, didn't get caught though. I also had a wet dream sleeping over at another friend's house. Once I was in the bathroom doing it with just my shirt on (don't ask) and my brother opened the door which I forgot to lock -_- But why he would open a closed bathroom door eludes me, lol. And I've also caught him jacking off while watching TV.