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      Caught a friend of mine once. She doesn't remember (7 years ago now). I don't bring it up, oh so many memories.

      As for myself, one close call easily avoided by jumping out a window but no actual "being caught"

      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      I love to get caught masturbating. I set it up all the time. I always act like I think the person was so rude for invading my privacy. And then I make them catch me again the next day, and every day. They usually figure out that it's intentional after about a month.
      Awesome.

      Anyway of all the threads I've been lurking, I figured this would be the best place for a first post.

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      Quote Originally Posted by lag View Post
      Anyway of all the threads I've been lurking, I figured this would be the best place for a first post.
      Your very first post in a thread about masturbation.
      Nice.

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      I have almost been caught a few times masturbating. The surge of them opening the door riiiight after finishing is heart-stopping. Never caught anyone else though and never been caught with my boyfriend either.
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      I've never caught anyone except my ex-girlfriend. When I lived at home, I slept on the top bunk and my younger brother slept below me and once in a while I'd feel the bed slightly rocking back and forth. No noises, though.

      I've almost been caught a couple times. Once it was around 11 and my mom came home and came in my room to make sure my brothers were asleep and I slid down into the covers really quick. The only other times would be when I'd be on the computer after everyone was asleep and I'd hear my parents' door open or heard someone walking outside the room and I put it away.


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      Quote Originally Posted by Marvo View Post
      I wouldn't find it horrible, and I have no idea about why you would?
      Marvo I am going to ignore you because your replies in this thread have been consistently strange.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Vex Kitten View Post
      I've been caught masturbating by my grandmother of all people. ...She looked at me and said, "Go do that in the bathroom behind a locked door." and she walked out. I laugh about it now but then, I was mortified. I don't think I did if for a long time after that.
      Lol, sounds like your grandmother is pretty cool.

      I've never caught anyone, and never been caught ... I'm quite careful

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      I agree with Marvo. I certainly don't want to see them do it or picture them doing it, but it makes me glad knowing they do. When I see my parents, I always hope that I have a marriage like that. I guess we are kinda used to them being close because my mom would sit on my dad's lap at the dinner table a lot of times. They hold hands in the car sometimes. They always cuddle on the couch when we watch movies. They've been married for 25 years and none of this has decreased at all.


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      Well duh I agree with this:

      but it makes me glad knowing they do.
      And all I am saying is this:

      I certainly don't want to see them do it or picture them doing it
      Didn't think I'd have to explain myself around here.

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      Perhaps I misread or misunderstood what Marvo and/or you were meaning. But in my defense, almost everyone I've ever known has expressed much disgust at the thought that their parents have sex. Just the idea makes them want to throw up.


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      trust me idec, when your trying to have sex with someone, you don't want to hear your parents at it. its a mood killer for sure.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
      trust me idec, when your trying to have sex with someone, you don't want to hear your parents at it. its a mood killer for sure.
      Heh, I bet. I've never done it in my parents' house, so I wouldn't know. In fact, I've never done it when anyone else besides us were in the house before.


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      There have been many times where I've 'almost' been caught, but have saved myself with quick thinking. Extremely frightening.


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      lol, one time my mom walked in on me

      she saw everything, i couldn't even look her in the face for like a week.
      man the memory of it... damn it sucked

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      I've never been caught but I've seen a few people mastrubating in public.

      This is going to sound strange but a semester ago in college someone was mastrubating in one of the stalls. The person would do that several times in the semester (the door was totally open once and everyone ran out of that bathroom).

      In high school there was this one football player that would always mastrubate during practice (it was funny when the coach caught him. Lol).

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      never really caught any one but letts just say i will never open the history thing ever ever again

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      I agree with Idec about the parent thing, just the same for me. I'm sorry if you got any other impressions, Mes

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      I've told this story in IRC a few times and it usually generates a moderate amount of lolz.

      When my brother and I was 4 or 5, we were playing under our parent's bed when we found a magazine. We browsed it intriguingly for about ten minutes but finaslly gave up, so we went downstairs with the magazine in hand and shouted out a question to my mum:

      Mum, why are these ladies licking the other ladies bottoms?

      My father looked embarassed and my mother looked both embarassed and furious with my father. Heh.

      Fast forward say five years and my Bro and I were playing with our great 486-DX2 computer. There was a huge box of 3.5" floppies, often with games on. It was rather big, so you discovered new things all the time. We'd thought we'd found a good'un when we discovered a plain blue disk with VIDEO NASTIES written on in my father's neat writing. Expecting a nice, violent video game (not that we weren't already playing Doom or Syndicate), we were (pleasantly?) surprised to find some seriously hardcore porn, some in full 256-colour!

      We must have left it in the drve because the next day it wasn't there. It has not been seen since, and since I don't see him now, I haven't had a chance to tease my father about it.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Vex Kitten View Post
      Haha. I've caught many people doing a variety of freaky stuff.

      I've been caught masturbating by my grandmother of all people. I didn't have a door on my bedroom, just a blanket hanging over the entrance. She walked right in and there I was, spread out and going at it. She looked at me and said, "Go do that in the bathroom behind a locked door." and she walked out. I laugh about it now but then, I was mortified. I don't think I did if for a long time after that.
      ooooo hahahahaha that's funny. I remember this one time (completely unrelated) where my best friend was sitting on the toilet at my house, and my step dad's mom (so step gran i guess) walked in, didn't see him, pulled down her pants and began sitting down to go to the loo. I can just imagine their faces when she realised there was someone sitting there lol!
      Quote Originally Posted by Pride View Post
      lol, one time my mom walked in on me

      she saw everything, i couldn't even look her in the face for like a week.
      man the memory of it... damn it sucked
      That's pretty embarrassing... I've never been caught in the act, but this one time I was getting out of the shower afterwards, and was standing getting a towel from the cupboard when my aunt walked in. There I was, water dripping off me, fully erect with my hand reaching into the cupboard. She didn't look me in the eye for a while.

      I was also once at my girlfriend's house and her parents and sister had gone shopping, and we were doing it in her bed when they all arrived home early and unannounced. Her mom knocked on the door and was like "CAUGHT YOU!" and they were all laughing at us which was a little weird.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Identity X View Post
      I've told this story in IRC a few times and it usually generates a moderate amount of lolz.
      I can understand if the following comment is construed as annoying:
      I'm not sure why but that story makes me feel sad.

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      Been caught, solo, by my dad once. ...Talk about awkward.

      Been caught with my ex a bunch-a-times. Twice by her Dad. Again..awkward.

      I've caught two friends of mine, solo.

      And I've caught a bunch of my friends, with their partners.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut View Post
      Been caught, solo, by my dad once. ...Talk about awkward.

      Been caught with my ex a bunch-a-times. Twice by her Dad. Again..awkward.

      I've caught two friends of mine, solo.

      And I've caught a bunch of my friends, with their partners.
      Hehe, that`s a pretty solid record, not one I would want either ...

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      Quote Originally Posted by Spartiate View Post
      Hehe, that`s a pretty solid record, not one I would want either ...
      Hahah. Hey, ya can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs, right?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Identity X View Post
      I've told this story in IRC a few times and it usually generates a moderate amount of lolz.

      When my brother and I was 4 or 5, we were playing under our parent's bed when we found a magazine. We browsed it intriguingly for about ten minutes but finaslly gave up, so we went downstairs with the magazine in hand and shouted out a question to my mum:

      Mum, why are these ladies licking the other ladies bottoms?

      My father looked embarassed and my mother looked both embarassed and furious with my father. Heh.

      Fast forward say five years and my Bro and I were playing with our great 486-DX2 computer. There was a huge box of 3.5" floppies, often with games on. It was rather big, so you discovered new things all the time. We'd thought we'd found a good'un when we discovered a plain blue disk with VIDEO NASTIES written on in my father's neat writing. Expecting a nice, violent video game (not that we weren't already playing Doom or Syndicate), we were (pleasantly?) surprised to find some seriously hardcore porn, some in full 256-colour!

      We must have left it in the drve because the next day it wasn't there. It has not been seen since, and since I don't see him now, I haven't had a chance to tease my father about it.
      You know what they say, like father like son.
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      well I have been caught solo of my mum 3 times each of which followed by 2 weeks of no conversations and once she even came out with the line "ah I caught you there didnt I!!" that is burned into my memory

      I have been caught off friends with ex's about 4 times and I got caught once doing it in the cinema not good lol

      I have caught my brother 2 times...not a nice sight

      my parents going at it 3 times once I was with a friend and I actually had to punch him in the arm to get rid of his smile and also remember my step dads classic line of "alright lads!"

      and I have caught friends solo a fair few times. One girl actually didnt care and after she "finished" came down stairs and proceeded to inform me and my ex on the best vibrators out there which was quite funny ha ha
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