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      Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
      HAHAHAHA, are you serious? That's the first weird thing I've ever seen you post. Are you drunk as shit right now? I mean I am so maybe I'm missing somethin... Or were you joking?

      That's one of the few times I've actually LOL from reading something.
      Oh shit. Somebody thought I was serious. Man, I would go to the police station and tell them to lock me up if I really did that.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      Oh shit. Somebody thought I was serious. Man, I would go to the police station and tell them to lock me up if I really did that.
      Phew, I couldn't tell if you were kidding of just being straight-up about it. That would be some serious sexual tension problem or somethin lol

      Quote Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant View Post
      YES. It was horrible.
      I agree... no1 want to hear their mom screaming like that...

      There is nothing normal about this for some people Marvo. my parents dont even kiss in front of me. That would even creep me out now that I think about it.

      I needa stop rememberin this. Haven't thought of it in years until this thread.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Universal Mind View Post
      Oh shit. Somebody thought I was serious. Man, I would go to the police station and tell them to lock me up if I really did that.
      Good. I wasn't sure for a few seconds there...

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      Quote Originally Posted by Michael View Post
      .There is nothing normal about this for some people Marvo. my parents dont even kiss in front of me. That would even creep me out now that I think about it.
      It's perfectly normal for an adult maried couple to have sex. They didn't mean 'to do it in front of you' but it happened anyway. If you want your parents to keep together, sex is one of best ways.

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      Not been caught, or caught anyone else for that matter - Not that I would really want to lol. Although I have on many occasions been caught with a girl

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      While in bed?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Marvo View Post
      While in bed?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Marvo View Post
      It's perfectly normal for an adult maried couple to have sex. They didn't mean 'to do it in front of you' but it happened anyway. If you want your parents to keep together, sex is one of best ways.
      As rational people, we are all perfectly aware that parents are just regular human beings who should be having sex.

      As offspring, however, we must protest this horrid.... thing.

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      I've caught my parents having sex a bunch of times. That is because I always hide under the bed and wait for the right moment to jump up and laugh at them. Then I start taking pictures. My father always gets pissed, but he's a midget, so I just pick him up by the hair and tell him he will shut up if he knows what's good for him. Then I refuse to leave the room.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant View Post
      As rational people, we are all perfectly aware that parents are just regular human beings who should be having sex.

      As offspring, however, we must protest this horrid.... thing.
      Protect what?

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      Meh, I've heard those noises in my parents bedroom too. Also have found my brothers stash of naked women pictures :/ so not cool.
      I think my brother might have seen something when I had my ex over once. I was laughing though, afterwards by how close it was.
      I hate thinkin about my family and theyre sexual life. It SO does not intrest me.
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      My big brother,...who's 22. And Ive been catching him since he was like...12?

      And ofcoasre Ive accidently came acroos all my brothers porn vids, my other brother actually talkes to me about it like "oh wow this one is good!"
      I pretend I dont know what it is....and yeah I have 4 brothers, and Ive unforunately come across with some type of disgusting something with each of them

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      Quote Originally Posted by Marvo View Post
      Protect what?
      PROTEST. Not protect.

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      I think sisters are a lot better at catching brothers than the other way round.
      Probably coz males can't help themselves.
      I'm an only son with three sisters. I had a LOT of close calls but I don't think I was ever caught.
      My sisters would probably tell you different.

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      I've both been caught (I made too much noise...) and caught someone. Lol X2

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      Quote Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant View Post
      PROTEST. Not protect.
      Ah, sorry, I misread

      But are you serious, about what you're saying?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Marvo View Post
      Ah, sorry, I misread

      But are you serious, about what you're saying?


      Well yeah I'm serious about being a bit traumatized, but er.. come on now, use yer head. Can you imagine me walking around my house with signs like "Stop this now" and "Think of the children"?? Whisked away to the nut house I would be.

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      damn that reminds me. i've almost caught my parents once. they were on the bed like...about to do it when i suddenly entered cuz i forgoth something. it was descusting. but the worst part is that: one night i was watching TV in the living room. and i usually get to bed like 11 or 12 pm. and my parents get earlier. and this night i was watching Miami Ink and suddenly my dad got out of the room and tells me:
      -Aren't you going to bed?
      -Why sould i go, I'm watching my show?
      -Because your mother adn I are having personal life and i dont want u to bother us!
      so this was the end of the conversation. i was so damn traumatized. and i still am right now just when i think about it

      so next time when your mom or dad asks u to go to your room, uuh DONT ASK WHY! sometimes u'll prefere not to know anything...

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      [QUOTE=DreamWave;532863]
      -Aren't you going to bed?
      -Why sould i go, I'm watching my show?
      -Because your mother adn I are having personal life and i dont want u to bother us!
      QUOTE]

      Hahahaha!!! That is so funny. And it's also funny that it is not weird at all to say something like that from a parent's perspective. I wonder exactly WHY us kids find this so horrible.

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      I wouldn't find it horrible, and I have no idea about why you would?

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      i think i found it horrible cuz i was thinking of sex and that kind of stuff...well, maybe it has nothing to do with that...

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      Haha. I've caught many people doing a variety of freaky stuff.

      I've been caught masturbating by my grandmother of all people. I didn't have a door on my bedroom, just a blanket hanging over the entrance. She walked right in and there I was, spread out and going at it. She looked at me and said, "Go do that in the bathroom behind a locked door." and she walked out. I laugh about it now but then, I was mortified. I don't think I did if for a long time after that.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Vex Kitten View Post
      I've been caught masturbating by my grandmother of all people. I didn't have a door on my bedroom, just a blanket hanging over the entrance. She walked right in and there I was, spread out and going at it. She looked at me and said, "Go do that in the bathroom behind a locked door." and she walked out. I laugh about it now but then, I was mortified. I don't think I did if for a long time after that.
      OMG!! I wouldn't be able to look her in the face ever EVER again!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Vex Kitten View Post
      Haha. I've caught many people doing a variety of freaky stuff.

      I've been caught masturbating by my grandmother of all people. I didn't have a door on my bedroom, just a blanket hanging over the entrance. She walked right in and there I was, spread out and going at it. She looked at me and said, "Go do that in the bathroom behind a locked door." and she walked out. I laugh about it now but then, I was mortified. I don't think I did if for a long time after that.
      Surreal scene now burned into my mind... and just as I head to bed!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Vex Kitten View Post
      Haha. I've caught many people doing a variety of freaky stuff.

      I've been caught masturbating by my grandmother of all people. I didn't have a door on my bedroom, just a blanket hanging over the entrance. She walked right in and there I was, spread out and going at it. She looked at me and said, "Go do that in the bathroom behind a locked door." and she walked out. I laugh about it now but then, I was mortified. I don't think I did if for a long time after that.
      Haha, poor you
      Atleast she wasn't being anti-masturbate nazi at you

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