Thread: Do you guys prefer big or small butts?

Hey! Where in IL are you? I'm in Woodridge, near Downers Grove and Naperville, if you've heard of them.

Can I answer in terms of a guy's butt (just to be on topic here)? I like medium. :p

depends on the girl.

# I like big butts I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny #

Had too :p

Meh I like medium to be honest

badonkadonk

Though Im not a guy, I prefer a butt to be meaty and spankable. To hell with those puny little asses.

Honestly, a butt is a butt. Regardless of shape, they all serve the same use.

Originally Posted by Daeva

Honestly, a butt is a butt. Regardless of shape, they all serve the same use.

Thats not what you say about penises, im sure.

Yeah, but we aren't talking about those.

Originally Posted by Daeva

Yeah, but we aren't talking about those.

Oh no... Don't get him started!!!

im seriously, seriously fighting the urge , and to keep this thread on tracks

ok back on track

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BUT, this is the first image when u google image search badonkadonk.
I dont care what you think about butts, butt..... yeah...
http://www.hiphopgalaxy.com/IMG/wall...ida-guerra.jpg
if i'd have to choose

oops nvm

Yeah, a thread of this magnitude calls for visual aids:
(Just a few quick google hits)

*Seconds Snooze's Warning*

J-Lo:
http://www.naughtycelebrity.com/site..._lopez125.jpeg

Jess Biel:
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/enterta...1721322910.jpg

Some random girl on the net:
http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictu...ul_ass_jpg.jpg

Dunno who she is, but WOW:
http://klmn.sopca.com/files/perfect%20ass.jpg

Someone named Stacy something:
http://filebox.vt.edu/users/chlower1...stacyK027B.JPG

Vida Guerra
http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/...erfect_ass.jpg
http://www.xoospace.com/myspace/graphics/14801.jpg (Snooze beat me to this one)

Basically, whether they are big or kinda small (but not too small) - as long as they have a nice, full, round shape - it's all good.

As a certified assman, I agree with Oneironaut, who very clearly knows his butts as well. I like big ones better than small ones, but like O said, they've got to have shape.

My god... so many good pictures.

I guess I'll be the first to say small, then. Ever hear the parody of "I Like Big Butts", I Like Small Butts"? I think Adam Sandler did it. That's me.


I like 'em firm, taut, and a little muscled. I'm not one for a lot of extra cellulite on a girl's butt. I would provide pictures, but all I can find off the bat are, er, rather more adult than I care to link to.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I guess I'll be the first to say small, then. Ever hear the parody of "I Like Big Butts", I Like Small Butts"? I think Adam Sandler did it. That's me.

"don't want no sista who farts while player twister, I wish those beans did miss her, even Uncle Ben would fist her"

Medium to small. Probably more on the medium end. Alright, medium-small. That's my final answer.

Ranma, you are now 'da man'.

I personally like cute little butts, but then I like slim tones girls... Thats just be though, but yeah has to be perky :p

my opinion can be summed up in this Spinal Tap song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8UOYKgXk4yE

I think I must be the only guy in the world who prefers them exactly average-sized.

Perky, that's it prezactly, AdamA. Perky.

I like them medium to big...but it depends on what you mean by big or small. The perfect example for what I think is the perfect butt would be Keyra Augustina!

I didn't realize she was that skinny....but her ass is ass-tastic. Sorry if someone mentioned it already, I only read half the thread.