Thread: Have you ever been caught/caught (somebody) masturbating?

I've never been catched watching a porno either.

Originally Posted by Marvo

I've never been catched watching a porno either.

Lucky bastard.

Wonders why the ladies aren't sharing their experiences

Almost got caught a couple of times. Once my mom made a commet saying "You better not be doing the nastey in front of that window." Where my computer was, but I have been going at it for 6 or 7 years and i haven't been caught yet.

Originally Posted by pepsibluefan

Almost got caught a couple of times. Once my mom made a commet saying "You better not be doing the nastey in front of that window." Where my computer was, but I have been going at it for 6 or 7 years and i haven't been caught yet.

that made me lmafo. Ive been caught on porn...Luckily it was just a girl posing nude, not HARDKORZ. lol the person even said hi...and to make it more akward I said...hey, but it came out too loud.

lol although this isn't me walking in on a friend i thought it was rather funny. Basically he is a rather strong Christian, well he says he is... but his parents are vicars and they are quite strict.

So anyway my best friend who is a girl has moved in with me because basically her family sucks.

Anyway when i told him she was living at my house for the next year or so he was like.

" but dude, what about when you want some..private time", i knew exactly what he ment but i thought i'd coax it out of him.
it went like this..

Me:" What do you mean?"
him:" You know.. like times when the door is closed or something.."
Me:" like when?"
him:"Well you know like.... personal..business"
me:" Personal business?"
him:" You know man like.. what guys do man when you want the door closed"
me:" Dude what you do mean?"
him:" When your wanking man! Wanking!"
me:" oh right, of course! Oh well dude a closed door is a closed door, we both knock if the others door is closed".

LMAO hilarious!

lol

I was once almost caught by my mother (was doing too much noise lol) but I managed to react to her approaching quickly. Of course she knew wha tI was doing, but at least I avoided something worse

I've also caugh and been caught by my only male cousin. But we were almost reaised together, so we don't bother at all.

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For the ones who dimissed the possibity: really, masturbating in public is such a thrill! It feels great (at least while you're doing it. It feels weird afterwards). It is really really great. You should try it yourselves. That idea that you could be caught any moment is.. man... lol you imagine it yourselves!

My cousin came over my house...said his stomach hurt, went inside the hall bathroom and starting beating his stuff like it owed him money. I peeked through the door (don't ask why...curiousity about what I knew he was doing got the better of me back when I was a kid) and I saw him jacking off watching himself in my mirror...I ran off...an hour later he came out and I asked him if he felt better...he said yeah and I said...I bet you do because you were just caught jacking off in the hall bathroom. He was embaressed and never would admit it.

Haha you guys, those stories are great! Keep 'em coming

On a related note, I was brushing teeth, and while standing in the bathroom, I glanced down the toilet, and noticed my brother hadn't flushed properly, as in, semen was floating around
But that's not funny, that's just ugh!

Well, Kromoh...just don't get caught..I don't know what the laws are there but here that'll land ya in prison getting anally violated by a well-endowed hunk named "Bubba".

I've never been caught..though I've had plenty of close calls. One of the lotions I used had a VERY strong scent and my dad came in and was sniffing all over for the source until I realized and ran to the bathroom....

Also, my house creeks occassionally with hardwood floors so I can usually tell when someone is approaching though I always have a towel nearby...just in....case to cover up the goods.

Originally Posted by bro

Well, Kromoh...just don't get caught..I don't know what the laws are there but here that'll land ya in prison getting anally violated by a well-endowed hunk named "Bubba".

I've never been caught..though I've had plenty of close calls. One of the lotions I used had a VERY strong scent and my dad came in and was sniffing all over for the source until I realized and ran to the bathroom....

Also, my house creeks occassionally with hardwood floors so I can usually tell when someone is approaching though I always have a towel nearby...just in....case to cover up the goods.

LOL. I bet your dad noticed.

I've been caught once. It was so embarrassing. I was playing around, pretending to have sex, I was like "OOoohhh, omgg" and my mom suddenly came in my room. She gave me this look and then left and closed the door. lol

LOL YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED NOW OKAY

I could never be embarassed with masturbation: its sex with someone I love.

I havnt been caught, but my girlfriend and I DID walk in on her little brother once...

We were just coming back from a date, and there was no one else in the house except for him before we came back, we go in to her parents room...and there is her 16 year old little brother with a porno on the laptop quickly pulling his pants up, trying to act like he was just changing. gold!

Originally Posted by tkdyo

I havnt been caught, but my girlfriend and I DID walk in on her little brother once...

We were just coming back from a date, and there was no one else in the house except for him before we came back, we go in to her parents room...and there is her 16 year old little brother with a porno on the laptop quickly pulling his pants up, trying to act like he was just changing. gold!

LMAO! awww, poor guy, I bet he was so embarrassed.

I've nearly been caught once from what I remember....as soon as the door knob in my room started turning my pants were back on, I know my mom knew I was doing 'something' out of the ordinary...from that point on I made it a habit to lock all of my doors when im doing that lol

Originally Posted by Temperamental

LOL. I bet your dad noticed.

I've been caught once. It was so embarrassing. I was playing around, pretending to have sex, I was like "OOoohhh, omgg" and my mom suddenly came in my room. She gave me this look and then left and closed the door. lol

omg thats just solid gold hilarious, im sure you blushed like hell after that

This thread is amazing! OK, my experiences...

Catcher:
My ex was a weirdo (thought that me groping him and trying to initiate sex while he was on the computer was 'inappropriate timing'). So one night I'm all into it and he's pushing me away so I go to bed. I get up a few minutes later to get a glass of water and he's still on the computer which was in the living room of our tiny basement suite. So I go into the living room and he's all cock-in-hand just finishing. I was disgusted, irritated, and pissed to say the least.

Caught:
I thought I was home alone so decided it'd be the perfect time to engage in some seriously raunchy phone sex with an out-of-town hunny. Well it turns out my dad was home and watching TV quietly in the living room (which was right next to my room). No way in hell he didn't hear a thing.

Originally Posted by Аарон

I could never be embarassed with masturbation: its sex with someone I love.

This comment is WIN.

I'm sooo quoting this in my sig.

Lol guess who ^___^

Originally Posted by ttraverse

This thread is amazing! OK, my experiences...

Catcher:
My ex was a weirdo (thought that me groping him and trying to initiate sex while he was on the computer was 'inappropriate timing'). So one night I'm all into it and he's pushing me away so I go to bed. I get up a few minutes later to get a glass of water and he's still on the computer which was in the living room of our tiny basement suite. So I go into the living room and he's all cock-in-hand just finishing. I was disgusted, irritated, and pissed to say the least.

Caught:
I thought I was home alone so decided it'd be the perfect time to engage in some seriously raunchy phone sex with an out-of-town hunny. Well it turns out my dad was home and watching TV quietly in the living room (which was right next to my room). No way in hell he didn't hear a thing.

Your ex wasn't a weirdo. He was straight retarded if he would rather engage in self-sex then enjoy a nights romp with you. Lol about your father

Originally Posted by Jeff777

Your ex wasn't a weirdo. He was straight retarded if he would rather engage in self-sex then enjoy a nights romp with you. Lol about your father

Oh shit ya, he's missin' out now!

Awww my poor dad

I walked in on my older brother having sex with his boyfriend about a year ago. I don't think he noticed me though.

Or maybe he did =0

But I've never been caught.

Is your brother by any chance ClouD? Oh lordy lord

When I was in the fifth grade I was semi caught by my dad...I had my pants semi down and then I heard the front door open...my computer was piece of crap and was slow I couldn't close the windows fast enough and one of the banners got stuck on the screen...=D.

I wasn't so worried about him catching me as much as him know what type of content I was viewing (not the straight kind). luckily for me the banner was a link to straight porn . My shirt was big enough to cover my unzippedness and I "think" my dad got the idea...but it was wierd he was in there for like 10 minutes before leaving the room...so I was there for 10 minutes with my shirt hiding the fact that I was unzipped.

I have caught my dad in bed playing with himself . I have caught my brother multiple times playing with himself that makes me giggle. It was like "knock knock knock" (door is locked? Hmmm) "Gimme a sec" I've never caught my mother doing it.