Thread: Tell Me About Sex

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Just? No, that happened a long time ago. But thanks for being a jerk to me. I really appreciate that. No really, I do.

Maybe you guys need to put some "words" into your own mouths. It might help keep the thoughtless shit from leaking out.

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

Coming from some one such as yourself, that means a little less than nothing.
Oh wait, that's you.

Touche.

Oh wait, no it wasn't.

Haha. He utterly failed to appreciate basic irony and it's led to an all-out brawl. Bring it, GH. Bring it like I brung it on your mom. Hard and long. Do it!

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

I crack up every time you use that ...

Ok now stop trolling the thread.

He started it!

Sorry, Xox. So, tell me about sex, plz?

Yes. tell us about sex.

I heard that, like, if you do it standing up then you don't get pregnant? Is this true?

I've got like 50 kids so far, can't afford another mistake.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Uh, your taste in "poetry" leaves a lot to be desired.

It was a joke man.

You know . . . . hahaha

nevermind

GH doesn't do jokes, I'm afraid.

Back on-topic, does anyone have any sex-related problems they'd like to discuss? I'm in need of laughter.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

GH doesn't do jokes, I'm afraid.

You are incorrect about that. What I don't do is people piling on - when an asshole starts in with attacks - because they think it's humorous to do so.

Hmm...joke then, please? Has to be sexually orientated (stay on topic! ) mind.

You have...five minutes.

Dammit. There are a hundred threads on the forum to dick around in. If one does not have logical debate points than go to senseless banner. This "doing things for the lulz" is starting to piss a lot of people off, including me. I understand the freedom to speak the topic but a lot of you are maliciously chipping away at someone who presents a view different than your own.

I'm not trying to be a bastard, but when there are other threads for getting your lulz out, use those instead.

Gestalt, join the revolucion. GH was being ubermean. We opposed him with our benevolence and free-lulz. Therefore, we win!

And we're mostly in senseless. So...we're good.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

I heard that, like, if you do it standing up then you don't get pregnant? Is this true?

I've got like 50 kids so far, can't afford another mistake.

Well I can tell you that's not true!

Your best bet would be to have the girl take birth control pills and use a condom.

Keep it safe.

Originally Posted by Xox

Well I can tell you that's not true!

Your best bet would be to have the girl take birth control pills and use a condom.

Keep it safe.

Wait, there's a girl involved? Ew, cooties!

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

Wait, there's a girl involved? Ew, cooties!

If there is, anyway, if there isn't, use a condom kay?

...you took me seriously.

I loves you for that. There would definetly be a girl involved. Possibly some form of furry outfit, too. Hmm...

Incidentally (and since it's vaguely related) what are cooties? It's not something we do it England...

Oh, and VIVA LA!

Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration

Dammit. There are a hundred threads on the forum to dick around in. If one does not have logical debate points than go to senseless banner. This "doing things for the lulz" is starting to piss a lot of people off, including me. I understand the freedom to speak the topic but a lot of you are maliciously chipping away at someone who presents a view different than your own.

I'm not trying to be a bastard, but when there are other threads for getting your lulz out, use those instead.

14 minutes too late, I'm afraid.

The thread's topic died, senselessness inevitably followed suit, no one ruined anything...

i always thought, allow the whole no sex before marriage.. it sounds sweet, but what if you never get married does that mean you never get laid. i bet horny people end up rushing into marriage. and you only get to shag one person in your whole life unless you get divorced.

Originally Posted by Spartiate

The thread's topic died, senselessness inevitably followed suit, no one ruined anything...

I was directing the post more towards the immature responses given right after GH's. I was just a little late in plopping the post down here. If it's lulz not at the direct expense of someone trying to be serious, than whatever

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Another bonehead that refuses to hear WHAT I SAID. What, pray tell, is even the slightest bit intolerant about "if you decide to get married you should honor your commitments and if you aren't interested in marriage then keep your mouth shut and quite trying to bash it"? Apparently you just thought you'd be another cute wise-ass trying to twist my words into your own little version of stupidity.

More meaningless cliches from more meaningless posters.

There you go proving my point again. Here, let me spell it out for you since you seem to be so blinded by your own ignorance: If you don't "understand what commitments truly" then marriage IS NOT for you.

And if you really think that commitments are "an illusion" then you have A LOT to learn: about love, about life and, obviously, about commitment. And we wonder why today's world is so screwed up

Uh, your taste in "poetry" leaves a lot to be desired.

Wow, now Sindred has manged to be a total prick. Welcome to my list of assholes. Why don't you sit and spin.

Do you completely fail to see your own intolerance here?

DID I SAY I WANTED TO BASH MARRAIGE. DON'T PUT WORDS INTO MY MOUTH.

I'm no cute wise-ass.

Meaningless posters? Not impressed.

"Sadly" ignorance isn't on the menu here. Interpret what you will.
I've experienced more in life than you have, blind fool.

I told you, I'd discuss love and marriage with you, yet I think your little black book malfunctioned and started spewing shit everywhere.

I expected better from you. I was wrong. You chose how to react, and you continue to choose to rot in your hell.

I honestly hope you die.

Have fun in your cliche. You've lost my ill-earned respect.

I won't reply to you again.

ClouD's angry?
I hasn't seen this side to him. It's...scary...

I'd agree with lilzmunch, sex before marriage should be okay. I'm not saying we should turn sex into something meaninglessly casual, but I think if you truly love someone it's a very powerful way to express it, within marriage or without.
I believe it's the Quaker Church that said that sex was - like many things - sometimes exploited by humanity, but in the end it's something beautiful and meaningful that we should enjoy.