BlairBros' Adventures

23/4/16
Dream 1: I was reading a newspaper where there was an interview with some supreme SJW person or something. I turned over to the back for the sport pages and saw Essendon had beat Collingwood, just, they were being called the "Northumbermen".

Dream 2: I was in an industrial estate place in a nearby suburb with a whole bunch of people from my year level from high school. The details slipped away when I woke up however.

Fragment: A with thing at PAX

22/4/16
Fragment: I was playing the Elder Scrolls Legends beta

Dream 1: I was on a tram heading towards a place a decent length away from the city. I got off and met up with a girl from my high school. I saw there was a Dr Who exhibit on and I knew she loved Dr Who so I asked her to come with me. We went in and there was an impersonator of the Doctor and the girl got very excited. I didn't care much about the show or anything but it was good to make her happy. After that we parted ways, she went on a bus and waved and smiled goodbye to me. I then saw a tv I think where a little girl was running on the Olympic team. The story showed how initially she was 5 seconds slower than anyone else but now she had just beat everyone else to win. I then caught a bus and got off and walked into a building where another friend was. We started talking about sport. I told him how James Harden had won the game for the Rockets, he said he knew about it, then it morphed into me playing basketball.

Dream 2: A FA where I was writing down the details of the previous dream (DOH! I really should have got lucid off of that)

Dream 3: I was in a public gym place in a park doing exercise. I was doing a tricep pull thing for a while, then an old guy came up to me and started talking about athletics. I didn't recognise him but then I remembered that I had got my athletics shorts off of him, or the other way round, I don't know it was pretty weird.

21/4/16: (Forgot to write this up and then was out all evening, better late that never. Therefore the details are probably lacking as I have forgotten them)
Dream 1: I was at university going up and down the escalators to various floors, I don't know why.

Fragment: I was trying to sign up to a political party

Dream 2: My mum bought movie tickets for us, but she accidentally got too many so she was trying to get a refund but they wouldn't let her. We then walked past a restaurant and tried to give away the tickets to the people inside.

Dream 3: I was at a country club place with my family, waiting outside the front around a bench. My little brother sat down on that bench so I told him that it was meant for people with stagefright and explained what that was.

20/4/16
Dream 1: I was catching the bus home when the stop before the one I would get off at a woman and her young kid got off. As they went off I told them that they could use these coupons to get free drinks from the bus driver. The tried that however the bus driver said the coupons actually meant that if they bought one drink they would get another for free. The two people didn't want to buy one, so they hopped off anyway. I felt a bit guilty about this, and tried to get off at my stop however the bus didn't stop at my stop. I got off afterwards and caught the bus back the other direction to get to my stop, however it happened again and I had to catch a bus 4 times to get off at my stop. Once I finally got off then I met an old friend.

Dream 2: I was playing Minecraft on a server. A few people were showing off their different medieval builds, however after I had seen a few of them I realised they weren't that good and some of my builds were better than theirs, so I invited them to come look at a town I had made.

Dream 3: There was music playing, I think metal but I'm not sure, however I was competing against my brother in some sort of game.

Dream 4: I was either on a train or sitting around somewhere on a bench with a few other people around my age. They were discussing different universities and the benefits and disadvantages of different ones. I told them about the different specialisations of the different uni's and what marks they would need to get in and stuff.

Dream 5: I was in a lecture rom and the professor was a stuttering old German guy, kind of like Dr. Strangelove. People were laughing at how he spoke until he got a bit angry. Someone asked whether he was a defector from WW2 Germany and he said he was, that he had escaped in 1943 to try and lead a better life.

18/4/16:
Dream 1: I was in a sort of basketball bootcamp/training camp with a whole bunch of other people. We were all being tested for different aspects of itnes as well as how well our shoes held up to workout.

Dream 2: I ended up sitting near one of my younger brother's primary school teachers. She started criticizing him and when I told her to calm down she went ballistic and started screaming (which is odd as she is fantastic IRL). I eventually managed to subdue her and then left, not wanting to be near her anymore.

Dream 3: I was on a train heading towards an art museum/gallery. My stepmum's parents were also there, talking amongst themselves and also to various random people on the train.

Dream 4: I was watching a video of an old guy flicking through a picture book which contained photos of all the best scenes from this old tv show. Whenever he pointed at one it would move to recreate the scene along with the audio, along with the studio audience laughing. It was like an old comedy duo involved in wars and colonization and stuff, and I remember it being quite funny.

Dream 5: NSFW I was in my bedroom with my brother when a woman came in and announced my brother would be part of a porno thing where 10 girls would come in and swap, one every ten minutes. The first one promptly came in and it began. I had to sit there and watch this, and after a while I asked the woman in charge if I could maybe have a go with the girls who weren't on at the time. she told me I couldn't for some made up reason so I still had to sit there doing nothing.

Fragment: Something about China.

I'm sure I had more but I couldn't will myself to get up and record due to tiredness)

17/4/16 (I had some really vivid and epic dreams last night )
Dream 1: I was in a minecraft world, similar to a map played on by youtubers which my brother tells me about. I fly around the map to look at all the stuff there and I see an area which he had pointed out for myself. I then check out a guys base and then play hide and seek for a bit with someone else.

Dream 2: I was a giant dragon, head of the tribe of dragons but my leadership was under threat. A rival dragon, huge and jet black, was leading a mutiny against me, and I had begun fearing for my life. I was near my house I believe when A swarm of smaller dragons appeared out of nowhere and rushed me. I heard a deep roar from the distance and new my nemesis was coming, so fighting off the smaller dragons was hopeless, so I took flight instead. I soared up into the sky; a few of the smaller dragons tried to follow me but my size enabled me to fly higher and faster than any of them, any of them except for the black dragon, who I could see on the horizon. I flew nearly up to the stratosphere and travelled to a refuge, or more likely a battleground as the black dragon was following me. After a while I landed in the backyard of my old house, exhausted, and a few seconds later the black dragon dropped down beside me. He and I exchanged a few words, about betrayal, violence and acceptance. I knew I was too tired to attempt to fight him, so I resigned myself to my fate. Instead of killing me though, like I thought he would, he instead shrunk me down, either to a tiny dragon size or a large human size (I was still around 8 feet tall). I was surprised, and looked at him only to discover a tear in his eye. "I need you" he said, revealing his true feelings for the first time, "I hold you in deep respect, and I need your advice. I want you to be my general." I was shocked by his generosity and humility, so I graciously accepted his offer. After this moment a small dragon arrived out of breath, acting as a messenger for the other dragons. "Tell them that this has been resolved, peacefully", the black dragon rumbled to the messenger, and as the messenger flapped away he turned to me and smiled. "friend", he finished.

Dream 3: I was in a house with about 3 or 4 other people, all of whom were activists for Bernie Sanders. We were cleaning up the house and preparing to leave, sensing something bad was going to befall us, when a few black vans appeared in the driveway. People in suits from the banks appeared out of them and strode towards the door. They pulled out their guns and we all ducked for cover. A couple of us fell to them immediately while the other two tried to fight them off. They killed a few but then were forced to retreat. We all hid in various parts of the room as they swept through, playing dead or simply hiding from sight. Eventually they left without finding any of us, so we all breathed a sigh of relief that the three of us had survived. In the aftermath we were sure that it was Hillary Clinton who had organised these hits, trying to stop us from voting. We slept overnight and then we woke up in the morning. I went outside with one of the guys to get the newspaper, but we saw a few lights flash as soon as we stepped outside. I pulled us back inside and just in time, as the front of the door was sprayed in bullets. We tried to escape out the back, but I don't know what happened after that.

Dream 4: I was in a large chamber with several totems with runes carved into them. Some crazy sorcerer summoned a storm dragon which he told me I had to defeat to prove my worth. I ran around the room, looking at all the runes, until I found a set which taught me a shout (skyrim). It was a cyclone shout, which I used against the dragon to buffet it away and create openings for my sword.

Fragment: Some kind of sexy time.

Fragment: Feedback from one of my lecturers about revision questions.

16/4/16
Dream 1: I was in a large public toilet along with a few other guys, I think we were being awarded points for our peeing ability, such as the strength, volume and distance. It was a weird dream to be sure.

Dream 2: There was a beautiful woman who was doing a vlog style video in the city with her boyfriend. She was wearing an extremely thin white crop top and tiny denim shorts, and as they were walking around it started to rain and her shirt became see through. The two started kissing at this and it devolved from there.

Dream 3: I was sitting in the car outside my house waiting for someone else when I noticed a few people who appeared to be coming either out of our house or nearby. One of these was an old woman who seemed to be swearing at us as she realised she was caught. As she passed by she threw a bunch of paper at me and was yelling, so I ripped up whatever it was and threw it back at her, telling her to do various things to various parts of herself or something to that extent. After this someone actually clambered out of the window of the house and started to run away so I started to chase after him.

Dream 4: I was forming a band with a few other guys. We all met up in a room somewhere and had a group meeting to come up with our band name and to start to write some songs. I think we had a drummer, guitarist, bassist and keyboardist.

Dream 5: I was playing in a basketball grand final. I think a few of our players were missing and only one of their players was any good, so I was playing a sort of one on one role against him. At one stage I stole the ball away from him but got called for a soft foul. My team ended up winnin however that guy on their team was distraught, so I went over and comforted him. We then celebrated after.

Dream 6: I was on a plane with my family and a bunch of other people taking part in a sort of Jaws simulation. As we went up the voiceover told us about the first movie, with a hologram beneath us showing a shark. The second movie was next, the hologram showing a fishing boat being rocked by storms. Then came the third movie, where they tricked us into thinking something went wrong and we plunged down towards the sea below us. A giant hologram o fa shark reared up out of the water and went to eat us, but we pulled up and continued to land on the other side of the water. Afterwards everybody rushed to the toilets, to relieve the bladders or stomachs I don't know.

Fragment: Something about my brother and I being out on the front lawn.

Fragment: Something about being in a locker room.

15/4/16 (My recall bounced back in abundance now all my assignments are done and I can relax. A lot of these will be related to the bridge project I was working on haha)
Dream 1: I was working on a large structure, like a dam or a bridge, but part of it broke off. Part of the wooden support structure broke, and I think some people who were on that part fell off as well :/

Dream 2: I was involved in some sort of military training camp along with a whole bunch of people from my high school. We were split into two teams, red and blue, for a simulation exercise. One team had to protect a world leader figure giving a speech and the other group had to assassinate that world leader. He was in a palace sort of building and my group were the attackers. We infiltrated the building slowly, some climbing up on the roof, others including me disabling their security systems. Once everything was secure the guys on the roof broke through the glass dome above the leader, dropped down on ropes and completed their mission. After this everyone started talking and giving feedback and stuff. After a little while a guy from the organisation running the show gave a spiel about how good we were and they would love to have us there permanently.

Dream 3: I was in the car with my dad driving through the suburbs. The traffic was horrendous and my dad was getting frustrated, so I started telling some jokes and stuff to lighten the mood. We ended getting almost stuck on a huge bridge but the traffic started to ease and we managed to escape without too much difficulty.

Dream 4: I was in my doctors practice, not sure why but I saw a sign inside about some competition going on. I walked up the stairs and saw a line of around 20 or so teenagers with one of them speaking chinese to a judge. (They were all second language) I listened for a bit and decided that my ability was better than theirs and entered the line to try and win the competition. A few more people spoke and only 1 or 2 of them seemed as good as me or better, so even though I hadn't prepared I felt reasonably confident of my chances. I can't remember whether I actually ended up giving a speech or not before the dream ended.

Fragment: My group didn't submit the assignment on time, were all blaming each other.

Dream 5: I was at Hogwarts along with, once again, a whole bunch of people from my high school. I believe I was enrolling there, not sure though, so I was getting set up with my student ID and email address and stuff. A Hagrid like figure was helping me with that. I looked around and saw a cople of friends I hadn't seen in years, waved to them and then returned to filling out my paperwork.

Dream 6: I was in a sort of minecrafty world at the top of a cliff. I believe I either fell down, flew down or scaled down the cliff and ended up right next to a giants camp. I froze, seeing one just ahead of me, knowing if he saw me I would be dead. I slowly backed away and then once past the cover of a large boulder began running back to find my way up the cliff. I saw there was a long hill path ahead of me that doubled back to lead back up to the top of the cliff, so I started walking along it. After a little bit I saw some odd looking structures on the side of the road, pretending to be part of the cliff face but I could see better. The first two looked deserted but the third one I could see had a couple of people hiding behind it. Sensing that they were bandits who were going to try and rob me I started to sprint, hoping I could get past them before they realised I was there. I think it worked, as I got past them and they didn't chase after me. I continued up the path and wound back at the top of the cliff, next to a very large tree.

Dream 7: I was once again on top of a cliff (different cliff haha) where a few people were hang-gliding off. At one edge of the cliff there was also a big stone railway bridge that went off into the clouds. From those clouds an old steam train appeared and slowly chugged in to a rest at the cliff station. My brother came off that train and over to me, telling me about his experiences there. He talked a lot about different kinds of blast beats and how the people on the train were doing them.

Dream 8: I was at basketball training with my coach and also two other coaches there. My one took charge of the session and while we were doing it the other two were judging his performance and then talking to each other about random stuff like their recent holidays. I think one of the coaches kids showed up at one point, and there was something about a stack of speakers.

Dream 9: NSFW A guy was having oral sex with a woman. After a while he asked if he could go down below and she agreed. As he did so he got a bit of gel from beside him on his finger and licked it. It was obviously a drug of some sort that he seemed dependant on for prowess. As he did this more and more and old guy materialised in front of him. It asked him whether he knew what he was doing, and whether it was a good thing. The guy ignored him but then the old man asked if whether he had many friends from doing this. The guy looked up and said he had 5 friends. The old guy asked how many of these were true, good friends and the guy, suddenly struck with realisation, whispered 'none'. The old man nodded, and then turned into grey and disappeared.

Fragment: My brother got a golden legendary in hearthstone and bragged about it to me.

14/4/16
Dream 1: I was in a house of some sort tinkering around with a little computer board. I got it to start playing music and so I started playing some of my favourite songs. My grandparents were in the other room and I thought they would be annoyed at this but they didn't seem to mind.

Dream 2: I was with my brother and mum at some place getting tickets for a theme park at the gold coast. I told the staff member what we wanted, then my mum corrected me, and this went on a couple of times until we finally sorted out what we wanted. The cashier commented on my height, then I turned around and saw a woman who was a few inches taller than me. My mum then told me that I would have to choose between eating meat pies the size of a full pie and seeing Kath and Kim live, and I struggled mightily with that choice.

Dream 3: I was handing in some work with my group for a project and we were getting live results back. We were only getting around 60-70% and I felt we should put more effort in, but then realised simply passing would be enough and so decided to just continue on as we were.

Dream 4: I was taking a trin through North Melbourne and out of the city. I ended up in a museum sort of place. I walked through and saw a depressed circle area filled with tbles and chairs. I walked in and saw it was a little Italian restaurant/café, surrounded on the outside by artwork and artifacts from Italy. I checked out their menu but didn't see anything I wanted at the time so I walked on through the exhibit.

Fragment: Something about handing backa lawn mower to someone.

Fragment: Someone ate my sandwich from my bag.

13/4/16
Dream 1: I was outside in a sort of public market area with a few people. We all had some form of alcoholic drink and we were having a merry time walking around the place.

Dream 2: I was in a large hall with a whole bunch of other people, we were all on some sort of camp. We were roughly split into 4 different groups and there was quite a lot of infighting between the groups, so much so that no work was being done. Eventually Dumbledore, the leader of the camp, appeared and motioned for quiet. He spoke about how destructive we all were and decided to reorganise the camp structure. He separated us into 4 completely different groups based on times of the day which we would be working in, and told us if anyone fought from now on their group wouldn't receive any food. Everyone grumbled a bit but seemed to accept it. As he left, Dumbledore turned around and said "Oh, and group 2 (morning group), bacon and eggs at tau" then strode out.

Dream 3: I was playing some mortal kombat style game, however on one level I found a dragon and began riding it. I flew threw a cave-like whole in the wall and then landed back down again Now I was sort of in Skyrim, and There was a horde of draugr and mages in front of me. I used my shouts to collect them all in the one place and sling them through the air. I went through the door where they came through and found myself going backwards through a warped version of the Vaermina temple quest.

Dream 4: My stepmum bought a new cat, an orange and white tabby, however I think it was sickly and had a heart attack overnight. There was an article in the newspaper about it, and she went off to bury the cat and then came back with another, much healthier one.

11/3/16
Fragment: There was s show on CNN that everyone was complaining about being biased to the right wing.

Dream 1: I was on a space ship sort of thing with a whole bunch of other people. To either save ourselves or save the ship, most of us had to undergo a form of time travel which would wind up killing us in the process but keeping our souls alive. I was one who had to do this, and so was Bernie Sanders for some reason. We all filed into a small auditorium and sat in the rows of chairs, then lights started flashing and we could hear a humming and before too long our bodies starting to disintegrate around us. We zoomed through time to the future where all of our souls exited the room and saw the descendants of those before still working the space ship.

Dream 2: My dad asked me to make cups of tea for him and my stepmum. I asked him what he wanted and he said half black, half green with a splash of lemon cordial. I obliged, but while I was doing so I could hear my brother telling my dad about how I was drinking all of their tea or something like that. I got a bit worried about that but when he came back in to collect the tea he didn't mention it.

Dream 3: I was involved in a camp where we were all flying to Adelaide for the weekend. I was waiting with everybody at the airport for the last person to arrive, but then the leader said the last person had called and she had already made her own way to Adelaide, so we all gathered our stuff and headed to the plane.

Fragment: I was in a tense place at night when the Northern Lights started overhead, mesmerising everyone.

Dream 4: Mythbusters was trying to test if people could actually move faster than 100km/h without serious damage being dealt. They started off by building a super fast rollercoaster which I and a few other volunteers went on, but it didn't get fast enough so the got a small stunt plane. A first group of volunteers went in it and the plane flew up high then zoomed back down to earth, nearly skimming the ground. After this the next group and finally my group all went on the plane to rocket around.

Dream 5: I was on a plane with my family which had landed in water. We all got our lifejackets on and jumped into the water. We swam in a direction for a while and ended up off the coast of Spain in some super rich people resort. We clambered onto land and a staff member there took care of us and led us through the park. The place was full of giant rock formations, caves and old buildings, very nice, and she led us to a food place to get some pizza and drinks.

10/4/16 (Lots of long and vivid dreams tonight)
Dream 1: I was travelling around Sydney road and all of the old churches around there. I saw there were two next to each other, one on either side of a road. One was an old, crumbly one made of dark grey stone, while the other was newer and made of orangey-brown stone. I decided to investigate the dark grey one and went inside, then climbed up to the top. I went back outside, this time in the belltower, and surveyed the view from up there. I think I then did some research about the history and significance of this particular church.

Dream 2: I was at home and one of my favourite bands, Ne Obliviscaris, were there for some reason. They were doing a show nearby but had decided to rest at my house. My dad seemed ok with this, and we somehow organised for them to play a little show out the front of our house. Unfortunately some of their members either weren't there or were injured, so my brother and I had to take up two of the positions. I think my brother picked up the bass and I chose the violin and singing. We set up the equipment and speakers and stuff out in the driveway and a small crowd gathered. My brother and I were busy rehearsing and feeling nervous, but soon enough we were on. The rest of the band started playing and I tried to keep up on the violin. My brother was having issues with the bass, and before long he actually snapped a string and the performance grinded to a hold. The two other members actually arrived then so they could take back their instruments. The bass player didn't seem too upset by the broken sting, more amused than anything. While the band was setting themselves back up again my dad made me run and fetch some bee for the crowd waiting around. I then found a trumpet somewhere and tried playing it, but I couldn't get any proper noises out of it, and the crowd laughed at me a bit.

Dream 3: I was at a sort of museum with my family. The museum had a ton of different media there; books, posters, tv, movies, art etc. displaying everything significant that had happened for the last 50 years. We walked through there for a little while before emerging in the gift shop. My dad was looking at something and my brother found all of the game of thrones books and showed the size difference and stuff o me. My dad asked if he wanted them but he replied no, saying he would never read them.

Dream 4: There was a guy giving a speech, like at a media conference, where protesters interrupted him by showing a baby cow in his way. The protesters were vegan, and I'm not sure what the guy had done to earn their wrath but he certainly seemed quite uncomfortable around the baby cow and started to panic as the protesters screamed at him.

Dream 5: I was a dinner party with another family in an oldish wooden house. We played a bunch of little games to decide who would be sitting where and who would first and things like that. I remember it being quite intense and the verdicts were final, there was no escaping it. I think my grandparents were also there, overseeing the whole thing.

Dream 6: I was at university and had just finished a class. I went to a KFC with my brother and some friends. They ordered some big bucked of chicken and I got a pie, which little did I know turned out to cost $45000! Anyway we went outside to eat, and somehow we ended up on the banks of the Nile river. I told them that unless this pie was the best thing I had ever eaten I wouldn't pay for it, but realistically I wasn't going to pay for it anyway. We sat over the edge eating, then after a little while two of them started to go into the river, however they said the air was incredibly hot over the river so they returned to sit on the bank. My brother told a story about how Iron Man wasn't allowed in Sumeria and so they had a laser protective field over the river to stop him from entering. As we finished they began to talk about how I was going to pay for the pie, but I told them I had a plan. As we went back inside the KFC I approached the guy who served me and began to shout at him. I told him how unethical he was to give me the super expensive pie when it was obvious I wanted the normal one, and how I demanded a refund. He got really angry but could see he was in the wrong and only made me pay for the regular pie, but I could see he wanted revenge and he took down my name and stuff. We went back university for the next round of classes, me feeling slightly worried and guilty, and sat down waiting for the lecture to start.

Dream 7: I learned about how apparently "pussy" Is a vulgar contraction of pussifiliation, which is where music changes due to the accent differences between different cultures. I was then transported to a rocky beach with cliffs around me and ancient stone structures forming pillars around me and a huge circle to my left. The sky and water were both grey, and the water's current was strong. For some reason I jumped in and began singing a four-line song in the 'proper English' manner and swimming to the beat of it. I made some headway against the current, but was going sideways, closer to the giant circle. I then switched to the American way of singing, and suddenly the current was buffeting me back as the timing of my strokes changed. I was forced back for a little while before I changed back to the previous method and slowly but surely made it back to my original rock. As I clambered up I realised how freezing the water was and now I was shivering uncontrollably, soaked through my clothes.