NoDaniel

I have been attempting to do a WILD for about a week. Only once was i ALMOST successful. It was my fault that i thought of water and began to dream that i was swimming ever so epicly... ANYWAYYYS Here go the story of last night...4/24/11 T_T

I lay in my bed, on my back. I close my eyes and take three deep breathes. After, i say..."One...I am dreaming....Two...I am dreaming...Three...I am dreaming," and so on. However once I get to 20, i start over. It will keep me awake as my body falls asleep. I then folllow my hypnogogic imagery. Just watching the colorful blotches swim by. Oh how they are beautful and make me want to get up and take a dump in the cold...cold bathroom. After 10-15 minutes a dream forms...A dream of forest...And i'm like ZOMG LUCID DREAM TIME D But no...Instead I dream this sorta fun shit:

I'm in the forest...It smells of pine and sex... I walk on a path only to find a car. A black car shaped like the Mach 5 in that confusing ass Speed Racer movie/show.. But I did like that movie..Anyways. Near the car I find my "friend," Ryan, who i declare as that little chubby guy that likes candy..Kinda like that guy from iCarly. For some reason there is a round mini map on my bottom right view pointing towards a "?". I drive that way only to find a big, black house with the girl that I like inside. I begin to deflower her. As I come out of the room I see Ryan err masturbating and he admits his undying love for me. With that scary statement I drive off into the night and crash into a random tree in the forest. I curse that tree, and die...

I wake up..still scared fromt the sight of a friend masturbating.. and go to school...I am still haunted by that dream..;_;