Scrawlings of a Mad Man

First night with Pomegranate Juice. Quite a bit of dreams here...

1) Office area. I pay for something with a company credit card, and do it incorrectly. Ask V about how to fix it. He tells me I inputted the wrong value. He puts on a skirt, changes his voice, and says his name is JD. Bro-like personality. Other workers seem to think this is normal... He walks into his office.

-Blends into next dream-

2) The room is a presentation room, with a projector and screen, at a school of minorities. They act a play out about the Law of Attraction. I think about getting up and going to the washroom behind the screen.

3) With people I know from real life, at a flat area at the entrance to my neighborhood. I'm being cocky. A girl I don't know pulls a friend of mine away to ask about me.

4) Convoy of driving families rearrange seats. A young boy is annoyed and yells. People move around to open a row of 3 seats.

5) Walking through abandoned asylum. I am SEMI-LUCID, and blast ghosts with lightning, telekinesis, and magic. Sing Lizzy Borden nursery rhyme, and forget the words. Go into a bloody shower room and pick up a bar of soap left there. Scene shifts to a third person view, and I see a female Ninja bodyguard of the asylum. I guide her spear to an enemy, and teleport behind her. I appear to be a female drow wizard, with a metal staff. I try to keep out of her sight, but she spots me, so I pin her arms and smash her ribs with my staff. Apparently, she swears to serve me. I give her manuscripts I had apparently found in the asylum, to give to an acquaintance who could translate them. 2 she is allowed to read, the others I forbid.

6) Ninja is setting charges at a massive stone door at the end of the bridge. I am seeing this scene from the edge of the seal, looking out on the bridge. A John Arbuckle looking man, with a massive jutting chin, marries a man and a woman. A giant penguin is the best man. After this, another man comes and marries a tiny penguin in his hand.

7) Talking to my dojo's Sensei. Apparently there's a party for me on saturday. He thinks it's my birthday and has a cake.

8) FA in my guest room. Misty (my cat), looks odd and the gate to the room is gone. Misty covers her mouth with her paws (Oh shi! Face). RC and LUCID. I remember my goal to visit Chichen-Itza temple. I phase through my window, and remember I also want to talk with my mind. Call out for my DG and my subconscious. I wake up...

9) My cat is outside. Tail fur has fallen off. The door is open and my mother tells me to not let Misty out. I say she's already out, but the cat turns out to be Milo (friend's cat). Misty tries to escape but I close the door. Milo gets in a cat fight and I try to intervene.

10) Playing a video game involving gorillas.

11) The Master and his minion are chasing the Doctor in a medieval town. Matt Smith is in a suit of knight's armor... He runs through a gate but does not close it, and says "Oh Bollocks." when they run through. He seems to have a plan?

12) There is an abandoned bus in front of me. The room behind me resembles a game spawn room. Maybe there was an invasion?

13) I am playing a game, and talking to a common folk rebel. (Appears to be a frenchmen) Chatboxes. I had inspired him and others to overthrow a corrupt and incompetent government. I received a government position with pay as reward, and have the option of improving favor with this faction to gain a higher rank and pay. There is a progress icon on the top left of my view. It appears to be a semi-circle with 5 circles embedded at the edge, and five more in line with these. Labels and images. East is a drow assassin. South East is Arabic. South is a warlord.