non-lucid

So once again this dream starts out like a movie (third person, I'm just watching it all unfold but I'm totally unaware of my body).

There's two spies that get a phone call about the same operation. I guess they need both of their unique talents to finish the job. The objective: Find a girl who's been kidnapped and take out everyone involved.

First scene shows them separate (it's animated, but looks kinda real), the guy gets a phone call while he's in the shower banging a chick. That part is blurred out, and I'm laughing. The next scene shows the female just getting out of the shower...her robot butler comes to give her the phone. She listens in, and the scene changes. To the objective I mentioned earlier. Then it goes back to her. She hangs up the phone...brushes the robot a couple of times with her towel, and then stuffs him down the toilet. After that, she sits down, takes repeated dumps in the toilet while the credits sort of roll.

(yeah weird anyway.)

The next scene has her walking through the forest, and she comes up on an old house where she thinks the girl is being held. The scene pans inside the house, and there's a lady with the kidnapped girl. Soon the female spy (never had a name in the dream but slowly started looking like Cristina Applegate) is whispering to the girl to follow her. The little girl is saying things like "why", and "where are we going", in regular speaking voice. The sight of frustration on Cristina's face has me laughing pretty hard. They make their way to the girls holding room. It looks like a regular girls room. (full of stuffed animals, can hardly see the bed, and closet because of them) Cristina moves some dolls out of the way to reveal a hole for their escape. The girl keeps talking super loud and Cristina just has to leave because the other lady can hear her, and she's coming to check up on them.

(meanwhile back at the Hotel....I'm now the male Spy)

Cristina and I are arguing about how the job went sour, and we're going back and forth, and it's getting really heated. There's anger and sexual tension between us. She closed in on me really tight, still panting and said "you know what we should do"? We both sat down on the bed at the same time, and said "order pizza". I looked at the mirror and said "who writes these roles for me"? She said "well you know I never get naked in my movies anyway".

Scene change.

We're (two other agents and Cristina) at a parking lot where we think the guy is. I see a truck that has this black jug of stuff (I forget the name, but it specifically states that it's for killing people). Meanwhile one agent is talking about how no one ever mentions BP locks. "Master Lock gets all the credit" he continues. We get to a BP green locker that a child could have opened. Corny Jokes ensue.:

"I bet i could have turned it to any random number and it would have opened"

"Did he really lock this? It seems like he just glued it".

(they were funny at the time....anyway)

The table I'm standing on is wobbly so I tell one of the other agents to get it. He get's a silver chain, dog tags, and a penny out. There are ton of other documents but he's all like "this is all I need I got this". "And if you're wrong" I question. He doesn't say anything and we head inside the building.

There's a fancy dinner going on, two choirs are singing, and Tyra Banks is hosting it. Recall goes completely blank here. Maybe there was some runway stuff going on...I know a cracked another joke somewhere. Then some guy comes out and says they're going to have a battle between the two choirs. "Old school vs. new school". They both sang the same song, but the old school choir was doing this dance with their hands up, while stomping back and forth (like zombie part in thriller) It was silly.

I don't know where I was...maybe a hotel room. I think we rented out several rooms. I was watching some girl play this old school beat 'em up, and and she was near the end of the game. There was a bonus objective where if the player collected all the flags in the game, they would get a bonus game. Well she got the last flag, and died doing so, but ended up beating it afterwords. The game was another beat em up, made the same year, but the graphics weren't so great.

Anyways, my brother T is in the next room, and he wanted me to play this other game, and my sis wanted me to bring my PS3 over there. I finally get things over there, and hook them up, and my other brother starts having a conversation about my progress in college. They walked off and kept talking, but I could over hear them talk about how far I should have been (ie just get a straight bachelors instead of getting the two AA's what I'm about to receive). I told them that my GI bill only pays for 3 years, and there's no way I can guarantee myself of passing that 4th year without and financial support.

FA

I wake up in my room, and something is glowing red. There's a Darth Vader helmet that is emitting red light from it's eyes, and mouth. I walked around the room and it was tracking me via, motion detection. I was so creeped out by iit. I walked to the other side of the room so it would face away from my bed, and unplugged it. I thought about googling to find out if it had hidden cameras.

I had a dream that i got arrested last night. They let me go, but the guy left one handcuff on. I was trying to find out if any of my friends had an old key to unlock it.

FUCK......I refreshed the page.....

Anyways, I had a dream where vampires were holding a group of us hostage, and I gained the powers of the Belmont clan, and we laid waste to them. After that, I was watching surveillance footage of my friend A, and it looked like he got turned into one, so I was thinking about killing him too.

Some guy was tearing up my car trying to show me what happens when an accident is caused. He was trying to show me that what I did caused the damage, but it was actually him doing it. At some point he couldn't even break the wheel like he wanted to, and I was just sitting there thinking "I didn't do crap to my car, you better fix this".

I had another where I was in some medical class. Everyone was talking about oral and pharyngeal airways. Some reason I was wrong, and I felt like I wasn't ready. I left class, and came home. I saw two pairs of old shoes out in my yard. I was going to wash them and wear them the next day.

I'm riding in a car, and J is in the back seat with some girl who's supposed to be her daughter...J has a mustache, and I'm like "wow I'm glad I'm not with her now, she has really fallen off" to myself. Her kid looks to be about 6 or 7 and she's talking really dirty....about "sucking cock" or something. And I'm just like WHUCK!?

So the dream ends, and I'm in ISP...I don't even think about moving...totally gonna be a DEILD right? No....freak HI gets silly. Not the demon succubi silly, but the "my dads new GF comes into the room and sits on the bed. I can feel the bed slump down, and hear ha conversation with her daughter. What the fuck are they doing here!? I break it only to find out, I was just hearing things.

I made breakfast for two of my brothers. Just some bacon and pan fried toast. Forgot what we were talking about, but one of them started cleaning up.

So I'm about to have sex with this chick....she's all on top of me. Stroking my penis. Oh mind you, we're at a crowded baseball stadium. When all of a sudden, she takes it off. She hands it to a guy, who walks up to another guy and demands something at gun point. The guy is still yelling at him with the gun point in his face, and when he finally says he'll cooperate, the guy lowers the gun. Then the other guy pulls out a gun and makes a demand. This goes back and forth several times.....Then all these version of Doc Brown wearing purple wigs made out of pom pom material come appear out of no where and start singing a song.

Some are old, some are young, some are even female. We were asking some of them if they had a X or Y chromosome........shit got weird.

Someone was asking a bunch of question to various lucid dreamers (myself included) and the answers were being played out DBZ style. The main category was teleportation. First question was "can you create portals?". I answered "yes". Then "can you teleport?". Yes once more. And then things got tricky. Questions like "can you teleport yourself and enemies to another environment?", and "Can you teleport your enemies, current patch of environment and yourself to another location".

I saw a young Goku grab the corners of of the ground that were surrounding the enemies. He wraped them up and vanished. I answered no.

So I'm going to eat at this place...like a dining hall or something, and they're serving crabs. I happened to have my own in my hand at the time so I just added it to the plate. They added these really long crab legs to it, and some guy was talking about how mine had germs on it, and I told him that I could just eat the inside and be fine.

Anyways, we sit down, and something of mine is sitting on another counter. I raised my hand, and this lady looked around and said "well no body claimed it....is it yours"? I said "yes". She said "well not saying anything, isn't really using your head head is it?'. "Isn't ignoring someone's hand also not using your head?" I replied. The old lady smiled and said one more thing "you're just being a smart ass". I continued eating after having that short laugh, while another lady was telling this vivid story. They were all dressed up like witches, and there was someone playing an organ to add to the drama of the story. I forget what it was about, but it had a lot of details and the person on the organ captured it all. I was thinking about recording it, but decided not to.

Something happens between this that I can't recall.

But I know I can fly. I head up past the clouds and land on a truck that has a messed up roof. It's female driver is in the middle of welding it back on while driving, and I think it's really cool. Someone says something about being a witness to it, and I leave. Some military people are chasing me, and they say they want some answers, and are baffled to how I can fly. My flying is jacked up during the chase, and it becomes a little more than super moon jumps. Eventually I wake up.

I've been going to school with this girl for some time now, and classes are coming to an end.We really like each other, and I know it's going to be a while before I see her again. A jeep pulls up and it has her family in it. I meet them all, and they really like me. I told her that I'd have to take her to Vegas one day, and she wants to go. Her parents can hear me, and they're totally fine with it. I kiss her, and we go about our separate ways. Some girl tells me that things like that must happen to me all the time, and that she's jealous of "guys like you". I told her her, it's never happened, and that I was really lucky to meet someone like that.

I'll keep it simple because I don't have much time.


We're in the jungle. Guerrilla warfare at it's finest. Setting up traps with cobras in them. Throwing grenades from trees....just killing people so easily. It was pretty crazy. I remember thinking about how I killed someone for the first time. Then I'm back at some office, they're giving me some "top secret" mission, I think I just got my clearance or something. The difference between the two jobs were day and night. At first I was like some maniac commando, and then next, some spy.

I'm in bed with a woman..dark hair, pale skin. She wants me. She starts creating these glowing spheres in three spots on the bed. Then she starts kissing me, and riding me. Sex feels great right now. In fact, no messed up organs or anything......I keep pounding away until I cum. Just then....everything starts shaking. I turn around, and there's this huge ugly monster popping out from the bed....FUUUUUUUUU.

FA

I'm thinking about how it really wasn't that bad...well compared to most of my sex dreams.

I get to this area where some people are moving a wooden device down a hole. I decide to take a look myself, and it's a hole in the ground that's about 20 feet feet deep. Inside are bookshelves of items that people found along the way. There was this scallop shell that I really wanted. The lady there said that it was for an exhibit. I headed off (my vehicle was like some sort of motorcycle) and entered some building. It turned out to be a really expensive store for women. On my way out, I came across a blonde girl who I swore I knew (doesn't ring a bell in real life) but I was talking to her like I had some sort of science class with her...and every joke I said, she didn't get, so I sort of stopped talking to her.