non-lucid

I'm hanging out with this one girl. Brunette, small, and would be average looking, but she makes up for it with deep brown eyes, and pure sexuality. There's another guy who doesn't really know what's going on, and we're just all sort of there chilling. What I mean by not knowing what's up is she's sitting in my lap wearing a skirt with no panties, and is pulling me out from my pants. All while we're having this conversation with this other guy who's drinking. A good song starts playing, and she forces me inside her, and starts moving. We both move with the music, and I'm trying my hardest not to just get totally erratic. We're whispering in each others ears about how good it feels while constantly daring each each other to grind harder. Then her BF walks in. He doesn't seem to mind that she's in my lap, but I stop gyrating. She's sitting down all the way on it while talking to him, and as soon as he left, we both continued and came. I straightened out all of my stuff, and I really didn't know what to say after that, other than ask her if we could do that again some time soon...like in a few minutes, because I was almost ready to go again.....then the dream faded.

I'm in a hotel room..there's some redhead with me. Absolutely astounding. Super long natural coloured hair to her feet, alabaster skin, freckles green eyes, the works. I don't know that I'm with her in that way, because I really don't know what's going on. She tells me about the party I was at....and I'm not sure how she knows. Then she gets furiously upset with me. She says I was with her at the party. I'm thinking "no that was totally a brunette chick", but I don't let her know that, but it still doesn't matter. She's mad at me for pretending like nothing happened. She runs into the bathroom, starts calling me a bitch, whore, pussy, you name it. I'm trying my hardest to keep my temper, while trying to calm things down, but soon I get angry. I told her that I wanted to be with her and all that jazz, and "bitch" kept coming out of every other sentence, so I ran to the door, and broke it in two with three hammer fists, and she's like "hit me", "do it". I said "I'm not that kind of guy, but you have to listen to me, I want to be with you". D and some other girl comes in, and pulls me away from her, and the red haired girl storms out. The other girl asks me what happened, and I finally calm down and started explaining. I told her everything, and got really emotional...like on the verge of tears because the one girl I was with in forever had left me that quickly. I stopped and held it in, and said "I'm over it". Then she started coming on to me. We were talking about business and pleasure, and I told her we would definitely have to meet up again. She was a brunette, with a tight green shirt, and blue jeans....possibly Puerto Rican....we left....


And I'm at another get together with D, JH and some other people. I'm telling the story about all the craziness that's been going on, when the cops show up. JH finds some powder that someone left, and get this, he smells it to check if it's coke! I said "damn! fucking taste it, don't smell the shit!". Cops getting in closer....one comes up and questions me, while everyone else sort of leaves except D and JH. She asks me if I knew some guy...and I told her no. She tells me he's some sort of athlete, and I'm like okay". Then she says in a really deep voice "well people say I sound like him". I told her, "no, unless you try to like you just did". Then this flood of people started walking in from all directions. I weaved through the crowds while the cops practically got engulfed by the entrapment of people. I headed down a few halls, and met up with D again...we were both smiling that we made it out of there. He said JH had took another direction, but we were going to meet up with him. We were both hungry so we headed to a lunch room, and all those people were in line.

Then I'm talking with D again, and he's telling me how he had sex with J....I'm happy, because one of us needed to do it.


running out of time...but there's this crazy batman dream that I had. I was robin....throwing batrangs...presidents wife, knocking people out....crowd going crazy....batmobile....hopefully I can remember this when I get back to it.

So I'm walking through this place in Europe with all this trash everywhere, and I'm spreading seeds on the ground that will eventually eat up all the trash and chemicals. My brother is asking me a billion questions about it, and I guess I'm answering him. Then he starts talking business...like we can make tons of money off of cleaning up the earth, depending on how we get the seeds, and travel and all this other crap. I really didn't want to do that. I just wanted to help out.

So I'm at this war torn area that has been over run by zombies, and there are several factions there that are fighting....mainly for their lives, but each other too.

Random Civilians: it's their city, and they plan on defending it
A group of secret security: I'm pretty sure they're related to what caused the outbreak in the first place.
Random mercenaries: They're trying to help out the remaining civilians and get a little target practice. I think I may be with these guys.

I'm walking down a road in the middle of this huge city, debris is cluttered everywhere and it looks like something out of the end of a transformers movie minus the robots. I see one guy wearing Vietnam era cammy's and it has all this writing over it. He's talking to himself, about things that's been going on. We started talking, and he said he only wanted to find out the truth behind what happened there. We came across some important documents, and took them to one of his hiding spots. There were weapons laying on bed, and it actually reminded me a little bit like a room in my grandmothers house. Anyways, the guy starts reading and he says the project started when they decided to build 45 houses underground. It's not really safe here, so the guy tells me to grab some weapons and roll out. I grabbed a shot gun, and some sort of submachine gun and draped it across my back. I was so disappointed that this guy didn't have any katana laying around....they don't run out of bullets.

But there's no time to dwell on that. One of the secret security people rushed in the room. He was wearing a black motorcycle helmet and all black leather. He shot at me twice and I dodged both times, kicked him in the shins and shot him in the face. Apparently I was dreaming in pg, because he died, but there wasn't any gory damage done. We got separated and I got infect some way. I met up with A, and someone else. They didn't want to kill me, but I told them they would half to. A was talking about finding a cure or some crap, and I slapped her in the face as hard as I could and said "just get it out of the way". She still didn't want to. We were at the city limits of town, and supposedly it had some sort of invisible force field around it, but I was able to pass through.....

Meanwhile in a total unrelated dream

I'm talking on the phone to Kaomea, and we're talking about what should we do when we met up. I think we were bouncing ideas off of each other, but we didn't come up with anything set in stone. All of a sudden I asked "what if things got sexual?"..."cause you know, I get like that sometimes". She told me she didn't mind. I didn't mind either, but I didn't want to make it a goal, nor did I want to get her upset about something that could have just randomly happened out of force of habit (can't even count how many "plan B moments" I've had).

Something happens here....because we're in the same car, and I don't know who's driving, but we're both in the back seat.

I want to say it's a white girl driving, but again.....I can't really picture it that much anymore. We're having one of those general "get to know you" conversations at this point, and she asks me about music. There's rap music playing at the moment, and I told her I could give her an example of what I like. I pulled out my cellphone and opened Pandora. I played an instrumental song that had rap influences, but the beat was more complex. My phones speakers were filling up the car like it was connected to the sound system. I stopped it.....waited. Played it again, and I got the same results.

I'm in A&P and my professor mentions that he's in my brother's class.....I think he wanted me to have him hook him up or something, but I didn't say anything. Later, I met up with my brother. He was picking up his car. I think the people there hooked him up with food or something. I thought he may have needed someone to take him, but there was some random guy sitting in the middle seat between my nephews....it was creepy.

I'm at a bar, watching some stage performer named Tookoolu. She's singing a song and nearly instantly changing into various outfits. Someone was saying she was totally awesome, but I wasn't feeling it. I mean she was totally hot, but that's all she had going for her other than stage performance.

This other lady came out all of a sudden. She was tall, Spanish, and she had long flowing hair. Apparently she was someone famous. I didn't care really, but she was pretty aggressive in a cool way. There were two other people with me in this small room. Both Spanish....both super old. I'm not sure who they were, but they knew her. As she went along and asked me twenty questions about sex...we drank, we laughed, we got naked. I have no idea why or what caused that, but we didn't care.

She was telling me about the plastic surgeries she had. Something about having back fat lifted to tighten up the stomach. I reached towards my back, and pulled up skin, and tried to see if it had any effect. I noticed my penis was bouncing up and down. She noticed too.....and it was go time.

*following get's really weird/graphic awkward*

I was fully erect, and she said if I could enter her while standing up, then we could have sex. She was facing me, and I was rubbing it between her legs so she could get wetter, and finally I slid it in. She grimaced, and I obviously enjoyed that look on her face. Finally someone so in control...finally broken down by the basics. Well it didn't last long. Me that is....I started losing my erection, and she started talking trash. I told her to suck it, and she did. I started rubbing her, and she told me to stop, because she wanted me to enjoy this and not take my mind off of what I needed to do. It doesn't take much, and I'm back up. She gets on the ground, and lies on her side, and I come up behind her, and enter......

*even weirder*

My penis is like a long air hose, and it traveled inside her, but there was a clear bag that I guess extended her uterus on the outside of her. My penis curled up inside of it. Shit was really really really weird. Once we were finished, she was talking about how it was shaped, and I told her "well I didn't hear you complaining about it when it was inside you". We both laughed, and she said something about differences in people with money and the people who don't. It was supposed to be some profound statement about money. After that she wanted me to drink with her some more. One of the old men filled up a bucket of beer. He took a big swig, rinsed it in his mouth, and spit it in another bucked of beer. I was thinking "man I'm not going to drink all of this". She read me like a book, and I told her that I'd drink. (not from the spit/beer bucket) She poured me a huge bucked of beer, and herself one. I was thinking how drunk I should have been, but I didn't feel a thing.

One of the old guys offered me a sandwich....this wasn't an ordinary sandwich. It was a toasted piece of wheat bread, sitting under two tomatoes, sitting under something fried but small, while melted mozzarella held it all in place. It was divine.

I'm on a vacation, and there seems to be one of those functions going on where they try to make all the guests mingle and not feel so awkward...but it's a whole nother level. Girls are laying on the ground and we have to lay on top of them and dry hump them to the style o music that was playing. The MC chose whoever we would be paired up with, and I happened to get R (what a small dream world).

They were playing merengue music and I had to do the samba lying on top of her. It was so weird and arousing at the same time. We were both about to explode at the same time but the game ended.


There's this crazy battle going on. It looks like I'm at some ancient Myan ruins. Hundreds of people are here and it seems I'm one of the last people "still alive". The other people who are already "dead" can't do anything other than stand in place.

There was one guy left...I guessed he was a god because he had his own team following him. I'm not sure how the exact combat system worked, but I know we were using magic. I hid in the crowds and picked parts of his team off one by one while making escapes, and finally I took out five of them. The problem was, I was exposed and he knew exactly where I was. I ran up a packed set of stairs while pushing people out of the way but he managed to catch up to me and get me in a hold. He awkwardly started singing "can you feel the love tonight", and I broke the hell out of it turned around and zapped him wih every thing I had. I'm still not sure if this was a game or life and death.

I'm heading down the highway, when a home run (rays vs. dodgers) ball lands somewhere on the shoulder. I'm on a bike and two other guys are searching for it as well. I find it first, and head into a nearby store. They're all telling me about how lucky I was, and some guy started telling me how the dodges logo was satanic. Anyway, one dude was telling me how he was a really big fan of the dodgers, and he was there with his wife and his kid. I decided to give him the ball. He thanked me, and his wife started asking me 20 questions about my life. She was cute...but I'm pretty sure she was just being friendly or something.

All I remember was being in Twilight Town

D, and J are with me. We were scoping out this crowed building full of mobsters. I think they called a meeting together, and we were sitting near the entrance. J started randomly hitting his panic button on his car. Over and over. One guy was getting pissed. I had something...like a mirror. I used it and flashed it in his eyes. He kept talking trash, and we all gave each other that look, and started rushing all of them at the same time. I went for the trash talker...he had to be about 6 foot six. I was hitting him with straights and elbows. Then the guy pulls out a 22. I backed off ducked around the corner, saw D disarm a guy with a .45 and point it at the other dude. We continued to wreck shop on these guys while backup came to handle the situation.

I came in another room where a kid was at, and I swear she had drugs on her. I frisked her, and she was clean. Someone else was watching me, and I told them "damnit I quit". I wasn't going to write up this long drawn out report about how we ended up in a gun fight without finding any drugs. My plans were to move to California and handle the rest of the case my own way, since I remember they said that was their main base of operation. I met up with the guy who was the girls father, and he was offering me these 12 packs of stimulants for the drive over there. I'm wondering where he came up with all of that crap, and I've never even seen most of the stuff there. Either they're banned, or just don't exist. Maybe this is our guy.....

I'm at a nice place....it it's some structure that's separated by a river, but they have things like boats and stands that go along it. N and F are pushing me to ask HER out....not just a date, but to be my girl. My only excuse is that i can't find her...and that's easily shut down with "go out and find her, I'm sure she's here". As I search around the place, I'm running scenarios through my head.

What do I say to her
Do I just ask her out
Do I just kiss her and then roll with that? I can't do that because kisses don't always mean as much to some people.
It's all so weird.

I mean I know she was going to say yes, so I'm not nervous about it...I just want things to come out alright. I look out towards the river and I see her on a legless dock that's held to the shoulder of the river by chains. I guess it's purpose was to allow people to get the feeling of the river with out having to go anywhere. Her hair is curled this time...I head over to see her, with all these thoughts in my head, and the dream ends.

I'm walking down the street, and I see this black girl in purple scrubs, but she has the long skirt bottom. We're making strong eye contact. As she passes me by, I look back and trip. She didn't notice me, so I decided to just go up and talk to her. First thing she asks me is "what happened to your hands". I told her I fell while looking back at her. She said she could check me out free of charge, and I told her I knew nothing was broken. After that I asked for her number and she gave it to me. Just in time too cause a swarm of DCs started coming up. Including C, and I didn't know how much of this she saw.

I'm at my cousins house I guess and there's some sort of orgy going on. Everyone is getting some except for me. I see the girl who's number I got. She starts stripping, and lays down on the couch. Soon there after some black guy come up behind her and starts pounding away. FML

I'm at the doorstep of a pretty big house. The grass is bright green....the weather is great. And Limitless opens the door. We smile, and I gave her a half hug, and we had a slight conversation, and then her mother came out. She introduced me to her, and she was pretty cool. We walked inside and there was a party going on. The house had polished wood floors with white walls, and I remember seeing someone sanding on a ladder while pouring someone a shot. U was there too, and I was telling her how it had been so long since we last saw each other. Lim asked me what I wanted to drink, and I suggested vodka since I was pretty sure they didn't have any tequila. I don't think I ever got my drink, but I remember collecting all these sea creatures to place in a bag to keep. Later on I asked her if The Unknown was around because I wanted to meet him too. She said he was upstairs in her room. We headed up, and I woke up.

the following takes place mid dream....I know I was dreaming about something...maybe driving through streets or something, but that's it. Wait....I remember cooking, and the water boiled over, and I thought I was going to get electrocuted while cleaning up the water...but I don't know where this connects.

I'm in the middle of the forest barefoot, and my brother is out there. Some chicken flies up to his face, and leaves. I think the chicken thought he was his owner, because they were talking on the radio and I guess it heard it. Anyways, I'm heading to my truck (lolwtf) with no shoes on. He says something about looking out for poop. I look down and said "i'll be alright", and noticed that I was barefoot, and may have stepped in a little something.

I scraped my feet against the door seal and then got in the truck. For some reason...I was able to control the truck third personish. Eventually I was using a remote on it. It ran into someone and the cops were right there. I headed to the truck, and tried to explain it to the cop. He was asking if I was ______, and I told him no. He said he could only arrest ______ because of it....and the dude got weirdly flirty with me. I guess he didn't want to write me ticket cause he liked me...which was fooking gross.

Anyways, I remember dropping like a dollar....and some guy took it, but he had all this money lying around him. I got my dollar back in change until I saw my orginal dollar laying next to some 10s and a 100. I dropped the change and got my original dollar, and walked off.

Then I saw a flock of women (they were walking in a V formation) all of them were wearing black and white dresses of different styles. They looked like straight up models from a distance. Don't know why I felt this gutsy, but said fuck it and headed over there to talk to one. As I got a closer look, I realized all of them had really dark hair, except for one....I think it was HER. I introduced my self, and shook her hand. She asked me why should she even consider dating me. I told her about myself, like it was some sort of interview. I let her know about college, and what I plan on in the future. I don't think she believed me, but I kept trying. A tree separated us and when I got around it, I said the next sentence to the wrong person. The other girls started laughing at me. I asked them where did she go, and they didn't tell me.

I turned around and she was wearing a different outfit. Maroon top, with blue shorts, and running away. I started running after her, and she was much faster. I thought she would eventually get tired but she didn't. I started thinking about running super fast, and the entire dream sped up. (when I do this during a lucid, I can usually run super fast, while everything else says at regular speed-non movement) It was kinda like a Benny Hill chase scene.

Eventually I caught up to her. She was helping lift a guy up with a stair char. I watched until she was done. She laid down because she was tired, and I came up to her, and complemented her on her selflessness. We talked a bit more, and she seemed more open to me. I noticed she had blood on her knee, when I placed my hand there while getting a hug. There was something special about getting her blood on my hands and not caring about it. She said don't worry about it. And I asked her out. She said yes, and I asked her what time. She said 6:37 tomorrow. I really wanted to say "why can't I take out out now", but that worked.

I know I had other dreams last night. I just forgot what they were, but something tells me they were sexually related.

Anyways, I'm at Charlie Sheen's house, or maybe this random DCs...I'm not sure. But either way she's hot, and she wants us both, but I was thinking Charlie had the edge until we got to speak in private and she was telling me how hard her nipples were and that she wanted me. She tried to send Charlie on a beer run, but they were talking right at the door, and he wouldn't shut up. I decided to lay on the couch and pretend that I was going to sleep. I guess the convo went back and fourth between them for a while, and then he came back in living room, looked at my feet. They were all the way against the shoulder. He asked me why I did that, and I told him to keep my legs straight. At this point, I think I really just wanted to sleep, because I don't know what happened to the girl.

I'm at this strip club bar type area where if you buy a condo type house, you get a woman. The catch is, you don't know who you're going to get because they get to choose.

We're all standing at the back if this dark room shooting the breeze when I notice I know some of these people. N shows up an I started explaining the rules to him. When I was just about finished, the women came out. The started going to guys they wanted to be with ad I noticed simething. My cousin was there. I would have been damned if everyone else had taken someone before me, but that's what happened. I told N he could take her instead, and he tried to tell me how they're related. Obviously not wanting anything else to do with this or see what happenes next, I head outside.

Huge bouncers are outside along with cops, and I recognize one from the military. One guy was begging the cops if he could use his personal gun instead of the 9mm they issued him. It was a desert eagle, the way he was begging them had me laughing inside. Here's this 6'4 260 pound rock solid guy asking for a better gun.

I met up with some guy who wanted me to take a knife back to another vehicle so he wont get caught. He said something like "do what you get paid to do". I get to the van and there are kids in it. I'm about to place the knife under the seat but one spots me. I asked her to keep a secret and she said yes, but I didn't believe her. I walked off to put it in tge back of another car, and L shows up.

I quickly stashed it and we started flirting with eachother. The kids in the van were watching, but I didn't care. It's been way too long. We laid down and kept making out. I was dry humping her in the process, and she turned around on we stomach and stuck her butt up a little bit. I started rhythmically thrusting into it right between her legs so she feel exactly how hard I was, and every time he pushed back against me. After a while I was close to cumming. I rolled off of her and said "no this is gonna have to wait". I told her exactly what and she agreed by saying "yeah we can't have you do that too quickly now". Then I woke up.

I'm at a night club...refusing drinks. All of a sudden some guy walks in, and flashes a badge. Everyone freezes. I don't know if this guy is looking for me or what, but I'm not going to step outside. All of a sudden everyone starts raising their hands. I raised mine, and lost all of my balance....I was wobbiling around, and I eventually got it together.


J and I are leaving the club when he gets in some argument with two girls. They keep talking crap like they're going to fight him or something. It's getting on my nerves, but it's not worth it. I stay out of it, and tell him to get in the car. we drove around in Desire a bit, and got out....I had almost forgotten about them, when someone blocked our car off from the back. Some random guys stepped out, and then the same two girls came out. Then this big corn fed white guy with blonde hair stepped out. He looked kinda like dog the bounty hunter, except bigger. Everyone yelling again, and J, blonde dude, and one of the girls pull out guns. It's like a Mexican standoff. WTF....they start calming down, but one of the girls is like "he's cool". Eventually we do some making up, and trade weapons. I think I ended up with a knife from the blonde dude, and he ended up with J's gun, and J ended up with his gun, etc etc.....