non-lucid

So I'm driving down the road, and there's this huge bear stacking monster truck tires. A couple of people went up and started taking pictures of it. Being the smart person that I am, I kept driving. I came across some unfenced bodies of water, and noticed there were huge fish in them and turned around and got out. They looked like trout...and near the edge I saw lobsters. I went to the edge of the water where they were and tried to feed them. They ate it....and were talking to me.....and some kind of way became two small women. They wanted me to take them home, but I didn't know how I could keep them alive, so I was hesitant.


I'm at church, but there's a crap load of people there....I mean tons.


I'm at my house, and a few of my cousins are there, and they started talking about how nice they were in Mario, and I was hoping they would turn that on so I could show them what's up.

I'm at the mall, and the store I'm at has all these really old Japanese games, and some converter that instantly translates them. Later, I'm driving a giant mech down the street. I was a little disappointed because I didn't know how to make it fly.

I was on vacation with my family, and I had my daughter with me. We had to swap out cars...one was super small or something, almost toy like. Also, I remember going up to the gas pump, and the hook was still up....so free gas for me. I think I was in South America or something. We all wore a lot of old clothing to blend in. I also remember D's dog washing his paws in the sink. It tripped me out, but not enough to RC.

Don't know how or why, but I'm Ken from the Street Fighter series, and I'm at this huge convention with tons of people. I think I remember seeing some old school mates, and I tried to tell one that I had a crush on them. Anyway, I get into this conversation with a guy in a mech suit about fighting games. He's trying to convince me that there should be a robot in Street Fighter, and they're the future of all fighting characters.

I told him that he should hold his horses and take it one step at a time. "Sentinel is already in the versus series, I'm sure you'll get your own game one day, but right now the only thing people want to see is humans fighting". For some reason this pissed the guy off, and he was saying that he could beat us any day. After a while of going back and fourth the guy took a swing at me. I ducked punched him in the stomach and ran. I knew he was going to catch up to me, and I saw Ryu down the hallway. "Bro, use your shinku hadoken!" was the first thing that came out of my mouth when I passed him. Ryu hit him with a huge fireball. He hit the ground right next to me, and started getting up slowly. He told me how the fire ball didn't have much effect on him, and I quickly reminded him that I knew the same move. I hit him in the face with everything I had and it knocked him out.

I headed off, and ended up talking to some people

Some guy at this party was calling his teacher a N, only because he was black. I talked to the guy about it, and he said he felt sorry...started crying, and then started laughing and told me I fell for that shit. After that, I wore him out with everything I could, and headed to another area of the party.

Someone was talking to me about the new mass effect. They were saying that the throw animations in the game were really difficult to make. Time travel was also involved. I also remember some girl calling me up and talking about skating.

spooning with two girls. They were both on one side, and I was on the edge. I found myself randomly there, and I was erect. I asked the girl who had her ass against it if it was okay, and she didn't mind. In fact, she wanted me to reposition if I wanted to. I woke up, and went back into that same dream, but I didn't do anything with ti.

I remember playing this game that was like starfox at my house. Instead of a joystick and buttons, it operated with two joysticks. The one on the right controlled firing, and the one on the left controlled the plane. It was pretty awesome except that my nephews were over there and they had some really annoying kid with them.

Eventually I stopped playing, and someone was asking a guy if he wanted to bring in a large cat.. Dude agreed, and he came back with something I've never seen. It was white and it came up to about my chest, but it didn't have any real length to it.. Apparently it was a female, because she stared rubbing against me. She even started doing some sort of sign language. I was trying so hard to understand what she meant, and then someone explained that she was asking if I knew anyone who would hire her as a model in New York. Obviously I didn't know...and slowly, she started becoming more human, until she was a girl and talking. I asked her if a dog ever tried humping her on the leg in her human form and she said no. Oh well, at least I got a laugh out of it.

We were on some bus, and I remember some general was talking to us about all these various attacks, and they would flash in my head. This was going on in American soil though.
While riding, I noticed a cement mixer type vehicle, but it was super small. It looked like a large RC car. I was just telling someone how weird it looked, and when I looked back it was full size and someone was in it. We got out and started walking.

And there were all these injured soldiers getting treated by nurses in training. Everyone had on WWII type clothing, and I noticed all the nurses were females. I kept walking, and I was trying to see if there was anyone I knew. I made a mental note that there were so many redheads in the crowd, and most of them were cute. Wherever they were stationed at, I wouldn't mind taking a visit. Eventually we stopped at some tables, and I started talking to the cat lady again, but I don't know what it was about.

I'm with M and I don't know how I got here, or where here exactly is, but it's getting hot and steamy. "I didn't know she liked me like that", is just running through my mind during this sexual encounter. We're both clothed at the moment, but we're also in bed. I'm slightly on top of her in a pushup position, and she's playing with my dick through my pants. Between grunts of ecstasy, we both have miniature staring contests. This girl is intoxicating. We're just taking everything about each other in. Some girls tend to get intimidated when I stare directly into their eyes, but she welcomed it.

Then her phone rings. Damnit, she picked it up...I move to the side of the bed. It's D on the other line. Something happens....either I leave, or I have to go or something.

I'm in the store with J and D, and I have no idea what we're doing, but later, he tells me that the other D said I had to sign some paper saying I need to be laid off. I told him that I wasn't even on the books for working there, and I don't even hang out with him anymore. I also remember talking behind his back to J when he stepped out for a second.

I'm outside, in BDU's and I'm securing a parameter. I can see some scientist looking at something right next door. This other guy and I are guessing what could it be. We sort of come to the conclusion that it could be radio active. I jokingly state that if it is, I'll go next door and grab something to eat since the fridge is probably lined with lead.

My feet are hot, so I take off my shoes and socks, and eventually some other soldier calls me over. I told him I'd walk over when I got my gear back on, and he made some response about being a lazy LT.


I'm at some huge congressional meeting...I think it's all democratic, and the speaker of the house is there. She opens up the floor, but for the most senior people. After someone speaks, all the people in the crowd have mini uproars like they're a bunch of yes men. Meanwhile someone asks me to do a multiplication problem. It was something in the 400s maybe times 80. I want to say 450 x 80. Anyways, I couldn't figure out 8x4 for the life of me for some reason, and just asked another DC. She was like "81" and I said it can't be, because 8x10 is 80. I asked another one, and they said "45", and I did the same thing. I was so mad that I forgot the number when I woke up.

I'm in a hotel in Vegas. Some military people are with me, but I'm not in....we're just relaxing. My room mate bursts into the room, and I said "hey, you better be glad I wasn't jacking off!". Some other guy enters, and I head off solo. There's an AVN awards show going on, and I show up. (fun fact: I showed up to the hotel where this was going on in RL before and was like WOW ALL DEM FAKE BOOBS, but I didn't recognize any of the girls) I sit down, and they announce the winner for some scene, and her name is "Miss J" or "Dr. J", or something. Anyways, she's this one softcore porn star that I never caught name. Black hair, green eyes....nice rack. That sort of thing. I was happy that she won, and I tried to remember her name. I walked off after that.

I'm training with a woman, and she's working on moves to mimic Chun Li. She show's me everything except for her lighting legs attacks. I told her she needed to nail that first, and tried doing it, but she was mixing it up...like making a combo out of it. It was good in a way, but some of the attacks she used were hurting her in the process. I told her that she'd probably be better off using her instep, and showed her a combo using one. Then I jumped up and used the same combo while gliding to the ground, and finishing it off with a few back flips.

Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm Raphael, and someone just started yelling that Shredder was showing up. The ground started shaking and we could feel them burrowing holes underneath us. We had a whole bunch of civilians with us so we had to get them to safety first. I, on the other hand wanted to head straight to the Technodrome and fight whoever, because I was tired of running. Eventually we come up to this gap with a rope, and I navigate it pretty easily, and Donatello, stretches his arm across the gap and Michelangelo straddle it and scooted across. "You can't tell me that doesn't look like incest", I shouted while trying to figure out where he got that new power. The dream ended.


I'm at a random house, and I think I'm leaving the military. So is Hailey. She said she was heading out at a certain time, so I decided to go with her and say my goodbyes at the airport. I hear the phone ring, and I head to the living room. My pops is in there, and I hear him say that I'm asleep. "Do I look like I'm asleep"? Then he says to the person on the phone, "oh he's heading off with some girl...here, you wanna talk to him?".

I pick up the phone and it's my grandmother. She's giving me the business about running off with women, and I'm trying to explain that I've know Haily for years, and it's not like that. I told her I found her attractive, but we're just friends. I get outside, and Hailey is waiting out there. She says hi to me (I think I told her that she wasn't even around) and then my grandmother starts asking me who's voice is that. Hailey gets out of her SUV and heads in my house. She's looking rarely amazing.

My grandmother shows up, and she wants me to go off with her. I end up getting in some other SUV with some family members, and we get to this expensive looking place...all I'm thinking about is ordering a drink to get my mind off of this mess. She tells me to eat some bread and I do, and I'm kinda pissed cause it's more like a huge pastry.

I get on this weird bus. It's really spacious and there are long benches inside it. People are already there, I sit next to this dirty blonde girl. Jokingly I introduce myself, but she's cool with it. I have no idea what she said her name was, but when we arrive at our destination, we go to play this weird zombie survival game.

The zombies are real, but we can only kill them in a certain way. Instead of just destroying whoever, we have to communicate exactly which one is immediately going to kill us, and then we all attack it. There was this pasty girl coming at me....black blood drooling from her mouth, and some kinda way I knew that it was her to get it. We killed her, and then systematically killed the rest. Now that I think about it, I'm not even sure what we were using. I think I may have been unarmed.

Anyways, we're done and I'm talking to the girl again. Eventually she leaves, and some of the other guys are talking about how lucky I am because she likes me.

There was this pokemon collection that I had...like toys but they actually did things some kind of way. We we combined all of our stuff together, and had them displayed all around. They were telling me some that I had were super rare because of their sizes. I told them I must have gotten lucky because most of the one's I got were that size. We also had dragon ball z toys. I had several different forms of Boo

I was a house of a murder scene. A young boy, and a girl told me that their father was murdered. We searched all over their houses for clues, and eventually came across a spec of blood. Before the results came back, I figured out that it was his own son. He was fighting with him, and eventually threw him down the stairs.


I was a party...I think Lil Wayne was there. He was telling me about his tattoo's.

I remember being in a world that nearly seemed animated, but it was very dark. I was climbing up a structure with two other guys. I noticed that it was so easy to climb up the chains that hung down, but I never thought about RCing. The weird hanging structure lead to the side of a skyscraper in which I kept climbing up. Once we were up top...someone did something dumb. They started summoning something....The sky was black, lightning was flashing, and I heard this booming voice say something about summoning the demon halloween. I looked down, and there was a long ghost/snake like figure circling the buildings below. It had a giant purple head, and the rest of it was covered in black rags. All and all, it had to be the size of the building I was standing on. I kept thinking "fuck i'm gonna fight this....fuck I'm gonna fight this"....


Then I wake up in my room. It's day time, and there's a letter on my bed. The letter is an invitation to a gambling cruise. It includes 100 bucks worth of vouchers with it, and the first thing I do is try to go to the web site....and my phone sucks.....

I wake up out of my bed again, and then I call D and tell him all the details about the previous dream (there seemed to be more....I think I was actually on the cruise ship at one point) and wake up for real.