My collection of dream tales

In this dream I was a cop. It was my first day on the job and I was sent out on a call about a crackhead with a stroller roaming the streets. I found the crackhead,( It was really obvious that she was a drug abuser) then I tried to arrest her because I found drugs on her but she resisted and I had to tase her and punch her and then she pulled a gun on me. that's when I took the stroller with the baby in it and gave the baby to my father to distract long enough to where I could find a way to take this crackhead down,I think I remember shooting her. I remember having alot of dreams last night really vivid nice ones but sadly can't remember them. I was to groggy to pick up and write in my dream journal.

It was the first day of school, me and one of my friends from school were reading a manual.( that was completely readable, but I mostly only looked at the pictures) because we were trying to build a tunnel in the bathroom, the entrance was purple. We never really got to making the hole-digging part. That was because my building partner got arrested for stealing 70$. He stole because for some reason in the dream whenever people looked at money they would be put under a money spell that made them wanna steal money. My teacher was abraham lincoln and he was purple.

Me Bensen, Mordecai , Rigby and skips were on a missions to do something that I cab't recall. We had just gotten a new member. We were at a McDonalds in an airport so we could find and beat up some guy. Whenever I got home that new guy would be there. I hated being around him because he would always go martian manhunter style and walk around naked. Which is really creepy. He was also green.

this was dream about my bus ride to school. The entire dream all that happened was I was riding the bus and some kid was singing the whole time. My alarm clock saved me from the boring dream.

I'll post the actual lucid dream. I was on the bus but it looked the bus from the Simpsons that's when I realized that I was dreaming, tried to summon up the first thing I could think of because I knew i would wake up in seconds but woke up before I could really see what I had summoned. I think it was Bart Simpson, because the dream had gotten fuzzy by the time I got to summoning him, I saw lots of yellow. Then I had woken up and decided to do a reality check by putting my finger through my hand it went through. I tried summoning something again, and i was unseen before the world got fuzzy again, and again it looked yellow.

No recall

I was in some weird desert like place, there were high standing craggy rocks and a road. A spider latched on to my hand, I hate spiders. I tried flicking it, but it was stuck on there, I couldn't even scratch it off. With how tight it was holding on to me I would've needed two hands just to pull it off. The entire time some nature channel is going on in my head talking about when the spider will strike and how it strikes etc. Finally somebody came over and helped me get it off. Then I was in band class and my flute had 2 blow-holes, it's only supposed to have one, and there was spider blood on it. The teacher was passing out assignments and drawing hippos and smiley faces on peoples assignments for some reason. Then I woke up

Since again I had no recall last night I'm just gonna tell you my tasks for whenever I master lucid dreaming,
1. master lucid dreaming, or at least have constant ones
2. Have a sky race with Spongebob
3. Have all the powers of Alex mercer from prototype
4. Do a back flip of of a 50 story building and land and not die.
5. Have CatDog as a pet in every dream
6. Get good at math and science, this is the most challenging one out of all of them
7. Read a book then go into that book in a dream, theres alot of cool stuff in some books that make me wish I could live out my life for about an hour in that book.Just an hour.
8.realize I'm dreaming then write in my dream dream journal while in my dream
9. Practice while dreaming.( guitar, flute, hacky sack etc)
10.Have a vacation in a dream that feels like it's been 3 days
11. Try to sing as loud as I can without worrying about anyone hearing.
12.turn my self into a guinea pig or hamster and then create a community of other talking guinea pigs or hamsters. live their and become a gangster in that world.

no recall last night:?

The night of 4/21/11-I was in some garden like place when some guys came in and started giving away free money.(however he was bargaining a bit for the easily obtainable money. It was the guy from GTA San Andreas, that guy named Sweet) That's when one of the guys said "it's OK I don't need any money", right at that moment aliens invaded the earth, landed right were we were and said " I'll take it then". At that point we were scared. I ran off to safety, the guy giving away free money and the other people, as far as I was concerned they were dead and didn't care, I just wanted to escape with my life. The aliens wore red, I don't remember much more than that about them. Since they were so short they had been easy to kill but there so many of them that it was useless trying to fight them off. Me, Stan from american dad and his friends were all hiding in my room. But the aliens found us. We fought them off in my room until I woke up, the weird thing is some of them were hiding and sleeping in my hacky sacks, you know those things you kick around and try to keep in the air when your bored. There were other parts of the dream I don't remember. But that's the best recall I've had in 5 days! WOOHOO, probably cause I'm keeping my dream journal right next to my bed now, it reassures me that I'll remember my dream.:D

No dream entries today because the I just yesterday decided to keep a dream journal next to my bed. I decorated it. I naturally wake up in the middle of the night, every night, usually around 1-3 o'clock am. So I kept it right next to me when at 12 o'clock, earlier than usual I wake up. Theres a freaking tornado warning going on outside and the wind is blowing crazily loud at my window. That's when I tried grabbing my dream journal( at this point I had been asleep for about 1.5 hours but thought there might be some good stuff that had happened in that 1.5 hours) but then my mom comes into my room and tells me to go downstairs because of a possibly potential disaster. I had to stay down there for an hour without sleep. I fell asleep for about 30 mins after I went back to my room then, woke up. then couldn't get back to sleep. So I just layed in my bed hoping to fall back asleep, I didn't.:sad2:

This dream started out with me in some unfamiliar house.I was playing somebody's Wii. They had a Nerf Wii game. But it wasn't working right. I told the person that. Then saw this one kid from school I know and some girl. I didn't know the girl. She told me to drive her home so I did. While doing so a bunch of guys were "hollering" at her I wonder why. After I got her home she said thank you, went in her home and I asked if she could come out, she said "no because you know how them guys be tryin' to holler at me" she then blew on the door and wrote something. Right before I woke up another guy tried to "holler" at her. Then I woke up

This is one of my shortest worst nightmares ever. I was sitting in the kitchen, my mother said she wasn't feeling good. She then walked over to me and threw up on me. Right after having the puke connect I woke up, extremely relieved this hadn't happened in real life.

It's going to take a while sometimes for me to post new stuff. mostly because of my new alarm clock that's INCREDIBLY LOUD. For some reason ever since I got that thing it's been stifling my normal dream recall. my mom won't let me use my old one. So I'll mostly post stuff on weekends.

this is a dream I had about 3 days ago and am just now remembering. I was Ezio Auditore from assassin's creed. I was chasing 2 guys. They were both black with short black hair, and were wearing black leather spy clothes. I chased them through part of the city and eventually cornered them in a church. They ran up some church stairs and turned a corner. I then ran up the stairs and turned the corner to see that they had been killed by some woman.(white, with short black hair, about down to her cheeks or jaws)I assumed that meant I won the game. Then the two guys came back to life and I had a choice to either go into assassin's creed zombie mode or end the game I decided to end it and work on the zombies part tomorrow because I had already done enough on that game today. Then when I ended the game I ended the dream.