Daredevilpwn

I wake up and stay still. At first I don't feel any vibrations. I begin to take slightly deeper breaths and then focus on relaxing my body and in a moments I began to feel the vibes. I see hypnagogic imagery of rain made of light just falling. Once I noticed the vibes have calmed down I roll out of my bed very quickly. This threw me off since usually when I roll out I feel a resistance to it but this time I rolled out very easily. I thought I had failed. Since my mother was sleeping onto the couch on the other side of the room I didn't want it to seem like it was an accident and that I did it on purpose. So I go up to her and say good morning. I then decide to do a RC just to make sure, but I had my doubts. It is early morning in this world so I am happy it isn't pitch black.

I do the nose plug RC and it confirms I am dreaming. Surprised but very happy I ignore my mom (sorry mom..) I then look at my hands and they are normal. (As this dream goes by I remind myself I am dreaming every once in awhile) I go into the bathroom and see that my reflection is normal, I try to go into the mirror but fail. Sometimes I feel myself being 'pulled' back to waking life but looking at my hands 'returns' me back.

Instead of trying to fly like a normal person would I decide to open up the window and try to climb out of the building (I should've flied!!!!) there is a screen protector so I reach into my pocket expecting a knife but instead I get a whole bunch of keys. I use the keys to punch a hole into the protector and then I opened up the whole so I can fit through. I then start to climb out the window. Now I got an idea. I try to summon up a good friend of mine so I look away and say "When I look back my friend (first, last) will be there" but that fails too. (I need better dream control, I know) then I go out into the window and I am hanging onto the edge. The dream then fades to black but I can still feel myself hanging onto the edge. I then try to stabilize the dream by using this sense of touch to ground myself.

It fails and I begin to feel myself lying in bed. "Darn I woke up" I thought. I then lose my lucidity when I got up from the couch. (Darn you false awakening!) I notice that my bedsheets are on the floor and I wonder why they are on the floor. I then check to see if there was a hole in the windows screen protector but there wasn't one. Also it is night outside now. I wonder to myself "Why are these sheets on the floor, wasn't I in sleep paralysis when I was dreaming?" (I should've gotten lucid again) I then put the bed sheets back on the couch and I wake up for real this time.

(I remembered to stay still and do the DEILD technique. I try to release whatever tension that is in my muscles and soon I felt the vibrations. They go off and on and I try to curb my excitement, I don't remember rolling out but I did get lucid.)

I am in my room now. I am lucid. I see my grandma sitting in her chair and she is talking with my mother. I hear my name mentioned but that is all I hear. I take the time to ground myself by rubbing my hands together and touching the objects around me. As I touch the wall I notice how cool it felt. I look at my hands and nothing is wrong with them. All of a sudden I 'wake up' and now I am in the same place again. I am still lucid but unsure if I am dreaming so I do the nose plug RC and it confirms I am dreaming. I then go up to my grandma and slap her in the face. I run into the hallway. "I hope she didn't get mad" I say. I return and she is sleeping (like she always does in real life). I feel like I am being 'pulled' and then I wake up.

I am outside sitting at a desk that is facing the house. It seems to be getting dark. I have no shoes on. I check my phone to see what time it is. It is past 3. I know my mother comes home at 3 so I open the garage door and push the desk inside. I then stop what I am doing and take a moment to look around my surroundings. Nothing is out of the ordinary but even so my awareness had increased enough for me to realize I am dreaming! I rub my hands together. I look around my dreamscape again but I feel like I am fading away. I close my eyes and wake up...

I am at a playground playing some basketball with some friends. I dribble the ball to the other side and make a shot and the scene changes. I am inside a factory and I find a lightsaber. It looks like it is a cheap replica. The hilt is twice as longer than an original lightsaber. I press the button and a tiny green plasma blade comes out. Not nearly as long as it should be. I try to cut some stuff with it but the objects here seem to be resistant to the saber. I get a call from my mother but I have no clue what the conversation is.

I go through this entrance leading down into a little room. Below me I see a man in a tiny kitchen cooking stuff. He looks up and sees me. The dream changes again. Everything has become big. There are big tables and chairs everywhere and gravity seems to have weakened since I can float. I float from chair to chair. A man sitting at one of the chairs grabs me and makes me sit down. He gives me his phone number and says "Add me and don't forget to call, this i meant to be a sad story" I then float away. I wake up after that encounter.

All I remember is that I was sliding down this road. It was a very big slope so it was like a slide. Then the scene changes and I am with my friends. I throw a ball in a container and everyone starts to celebrate and I wake up.

I am laying in bed and I hear a mysterious voice that tells me to "pay attention". And now I am a kitchen. I see some weird green stuff on the floor. I see mother near the kitchen window. I notice it is snowing outside. I then turn to my mom and say "How's that weed?"

I am confused about what class I need to go to. I make it to one of my classes, it is a circular room. There are military dudes around the classroom. I am still unsure if I am in the right class. Then a shift occurs, I am an observer. Some Dragon ball z stuff happens and I wake up.

I am in this dark room. My statistics teacher is in the middle of the room sitting on a stool reading a newspaper. One of the students I know in the class are there too. I escape the room and give him a thumbs up and then leave him in there. I then go into a normal looking bedroom, but there is an animal in a cage that is looking closely around the room for intruders. I run past the animal into the closet, close the door and hide in the shadows. All of a sudden a girl runs into the closest and takes me out.

I am now an observer and I am observing character customization on a fighting game. The character being customized was a woman and in the game you can choose what powers you can give her and stuff. She had multiple powers but one I remember is "Death" the other I have no clue. Then I observer the gameplay. As the fight goes on a red meter starts to fill up. Then I wake up.

I meet this guy who calls himself "Chimpertain" I ask him "Is your brother Chimpertainment" I don't remember the answer unfortunately. He tells me he has a job for me. He takes me to this fancy restaurant. Infront of me is a table of rich people. One of them is a rich lady who is complaining about something stupid. Chimpertain says I should memorize the restaurants name. To my left is a sign that has the name of the restaurant. It is an extremely long name and I only remember one part of it. The first part of the name is "Restauranterleria". I see waiters walking around carrying gigantic dishes of food with them. Chimpertain tells me that he was mistaken and there is no job for me so we leave.

We meet this girl who has a weird spray that removes color from anything. I ask her "How long does it last" she says "6 months" I then tell her to spray it in my hair and she does so. I then rub the substance all over my hair and it causes it to grow very long. Now I am in my mothers room and I show her my long hair. I then decide I don't like the long hair so I decide to cut it. I go into the bathroom but it turns out that my hair has returned to normal. I notice nothing is wrong with my face.

I am now at a place I cannot describe but in this place there is a train, not a real train but it's more like a fun ride you can go on. I see many young couples get on the train but I never get on the train, but it was probably because I didn't have a gf with me which somehow prevented me from coming on to the train.

Mom is laying on the couch lifeless. I go up to hell and yell in her ear "MOM!" I do this many many times until she finally comes back to life. I then see a pack of ciggs. It was a red box. My view shifts to an observers standpoint and the scene changes. I think it was something about how Maple story has the same gameplay as lunar silver story (which it doesn't.) And how they are just copies of each other(which they are not).
Then the scene changes again. It was someting about Mitt Romney liking this racing game that is very similar to Mario Kart.

The scene changes and I am in the dream once more. Me and my mom are outside at night and are about to go into my sisters house. The door was left open for us so we just go on in. I see a guy wearing a mask laying his back onto the stairs. I try to jump over him but he grabs my leg and pulls me back. For some reason I believe he is my sisters boyfriend. That's the impression I got. I shook hands with him. I then wake up.

I am in a house I don't recognize. I see eggnogg on the counter.(I love eggnogg) Above the counter are cabinets with christmas themed cups. I get one and try to pour myself some eggnogg. I notice that the eggnogg bottle has two openings that are vertical from each other. One has eggnogg, the other has water ( I think it was hot water). I try to pour some eggnogg out but get a mixture of water and eggnogg. I pour it out and try again. As this is happening my sisters boyfriend is trying to get her back. I don't know what the situation was but I believe that my sister fell in love with someone else and he is trying to convince the other man to let her go.

My sisters boyfriend came via a train made of ice but unfortunately for him the sun came up and it melted instantly. The scene changes outside and the train of ice has been rebuilt but it melts again. My sisters boyfriends then walks off carrying a large backpack.

I am going up on an elevator with another person I don't know. When we get out I sneak to another elevator, but this elevator is noise sensitive which means if I make a loud noise an alarm will go off. My 'friend' leaves me and some other guy runs up to me. The dream then shifts into a third person perspective but I have no idea what happened. Next thing I know I am on dreamviews. I am on Sageous's profile. I click on a link and it takes me to a youtube page. The thumbnail of the video is of a Caucasian man that is in his 40's or late 30's . All the videos have the same thumbnail. I click on a video. The person in the video is a different man, not the one in the thumbnail. He explains how if you go to jail your name gets written on a bomb that is specifically programmed to kill those that are on the list if it explodes. There was another video called "Dark Ions, unleash your darkside" but I never clicked on it.

I am in someones car. He parks in front of someones house. I am on my laptop in the car. He parks in front of a tree, this blocks the sunlight from coming in my eyes. I say "Good parking"
The person I am with says "Like a pedophile he is going to get us". Some other person is walking to us. Both of them begin to go up to the house. I am lagging behind. I am trying to pack my laptop. I am also trying to change my clothes, the clothes I am wearing are dirty. This old lady throws out an old green tower on the ground. I say "Is that it" and the person I am with just repeats what I said. When I woke up the baldurs gate fighting theme was playing in my head.

I am at a town house, other people my age are here too but I don't see anyone I recognize in real life. I look out the window and I see the beach and the ocean horizon. All of a sudden a storm hits. Water rises up very close to the window of the town house. We are all trapped inside. A tree falls and hits the window. The house has become rickety and eventually just plain old crazy. By leaning in a certain part of the house, it will cause the house to move entirely in that direction and thus change the layout of everything. This has happened a couple of times. The change is so wide that the floor would become the ceiling, which makes me 'fall' to the ceiling. I am like "Woooah!" and I hit the "floor" but am not hurt. . Then things seem to have become normal, this one kid that came in I asked him if he say how crazy the house was moving around from the outside. He laughed and shook his head to imply that he has seen it.

I am outside on a nice sunny day. This black man with a knife is about to walk past me, I get out of his way by stepping to the side. He stops and looks at me and it looks like he is going to stab me so I run away to the open field behind me. While running I make big leaps into the air to get some distance. I then switch my consciousness into my pursuer and as the pursuer I make him run into a different direction then I switch back into my body. I see my pursuer running to a group of other people. I then take this chance to escape. To my right is a fence and if I get over it I will go into the forest below. So I jump over it and I descent down the hill and I make it to an open area with a dirt road. Now that I am alone I become aware that I am dreaming, I remember to rub my hands together and I look all around my surroundings. I see the nice trees, the blue sky, everything! Everything is in slow motion now. I feel a breeze go past me. I saw "Wow..." The breeze picks me up gently into the air. In the distance I see a couple of tall thin black humanoid creatures. I immedietly though about slenderman I say "Oh no..." But I am in the air so it is fine. As they come up I see it wasn't slenderman but giant black humanoid looking centipede things just walking on the dirt road somewhere. I try to fly on to its back but the dream slowly fades to black and I wake up.