non-lucid

I am on my laptop looking up Apollo Justice 3 (There's only Apollo justice and its a good game if you want to be a lawyer) On Youtube there is a playthrough of it except there is only sound and no video, there is a link in the description box that leads to an emulator. Suddenly I end up in Aperture Labs and I hear Glados say "You are not suppose to be here, I cannot harm you" I then get pushed into a red couch and the couch then descend to the floor.

I have a portal gun now. I am in a room where I need to cross a giant gap. So I put a portal high up on a wall and one on the floor. I jump down and start to fall down. I go through my bottom portal again and fling to the other side.

I am in the desert being chased by people in full body armor. I can turn invisible using some stealth unit. The sound effect is similar to using stealth mode in KOTOR. My weapons are axes. When I throw they float around and slash at my enemies back. One guy caught an axe and said "If you are such a good axe thrower then why could I catch one" he then gets slashed in the back by one of the floating ones. The rest of the dreams is just me running around turning invisible trying to avoid these guys.

Warning:This is extremely long and some parts are kinda disturbing.

I am driving a car and I want to commit suicide. It is late at night and I am driving in a forest. I see a parked van so I hit the gas peddle and ram right into that vehicle. The dream shifts into third person and I see 'myself'' who doesn't look anything like me at all. This person that I am or was has an object, probably a fork sticking out from his neck. The car I believe is flipped over. Now the unfortunate man with the fork in his neck is choking and I as the observer am also affected by this since I have trouble breathing. Things slowly fade to black.

I emerge into a different reality. There is a war going on between these anthropomorphic cartoonish pitbulls. One side wears a blue uniform and the other has a red uniform. I fight some of these beings. Eventually I am underwater and I am fighting a large green submarine. I don't know what weapon I had at the time. Somehow I convince these creatures to stop fighting and join forces.

I then make my way to this roller coaster. I get on it and it moves. As it goes down the track I see a yellow blob of color move past my field of vision. It goes to the right and vanishes. The dreamscape then changes into a snowy wasteland. There are other people on this roller coaster with me. This roller coaster ride if wild and crazy! There are many instances of the coaster going off a ramp thus dislocating from the track, making tight turns around corners and somehow re-align the coaster onto the track on the ground again that is mostly covered in snow. At one point we stop the coaster and we end up at a small cliff we have to climb. To our convenience there are already a couple of ropes on the cliff.

One of us climbs to the top. I then start to climb. It is surprisingly easy (considering I don't have much upper body strength irl) I then say "Wow I haven't climbed in years, glad I am not rusty." I find myself having trouble pulling myself on top of the cliff though. I reach my left hand out to the guy that made it up there, he tries to pull me up but he couldn't. I then jump to another rope to my left and managed to pull myself all the way up the cliff. Another person with us had their face hidden but the hood came off and is revealed to be a girl out of a group of guys.

Suddenly I find myself in a circular room with a fat guy in a yellow shirt eating something, he then turns into a giant white skinned devilish dog monster and kidnaps a little girl with its mouth and probably eats it. It ran off before I saw it eat her. The scene changes and I am in a dark room with a single T.V. On the T.V is a little girl...(hmm same girl that got eaten?) her eyes are black like the void and she is staring at me. On the T.V displays yellow text. (Very interesting, that dude that transformed into that monster had a yellow shirt, probably a coincidence though..) The yellow text explains that the monster is called a "bora bora". I then begin to run in fear through a series of dark creepy hallways only to perish when I accidentally run into a room that is on fire.

I am at a playground playing some basketball with some friends. I dribble the ball to the other side and make a shot and the scene changes. I am inside a factory and I find a lightsaber. It looks like it is a cheap replica. The hilt is twice as longer than an original lightsaber. I press the button and a tiny green plasma blade comes out. Not nearly as long as it should be. I try to cut some stuff with it but the objects here seem to be resistant to the saber. I get a call from my mother but I have no clue what the conversation is.

I go through this entrance leading down into a little room. Below me I see a man in a tiny kitchen cooking stuff. He looks up and sees me. The dream changes again. Everything has become big. There are big tables and chairs everywhere and gravity seems to have weakened since I can float. I float from chair to chair. A man sitting at one of the chairs grabs me and makes me sit down. He gives me his phone number and says "Add me and don't forget to call, this i meant to be a sad story" I then float away. I wake up after that encounter.

All I remember is that I was sliding down this road. It was a very big slope so it was like a slide. Then the scene changes and I am with my friends. I throw a ball in a container and everyone starts to celebrate and I wake up.

I am laying in bed and I hear a mysterious voice that tells me to "pay attention". And now I am a kitchen. I see some weird green stuff on the floor. I see mother near the kitchen window. I notice it is snowing outside. I then turn to my mom and say "How's that weed?"

I am confused about what class I need to go to. I make it to one of my classes, it is a circular room. There are military dudes around the classroom. I am still unsure if I am in the right class. Then a shift occurs, I am an observer. Some Dragon ball z stuff happens and I wake up.

I am in this dark room. My statistics teacher is in the middle of the room sitting on a stool reading a newspaper. One of the students I know in the class are there too. I escape the room and give him a thumbs up and then leave him in there. I then go into a normal looking bedroom, but there is an animal in a cage that is looking closely around the room for intruders. I run past the animal into the closet, close the door and hide in the shadows. All of a sudden a girl runs into the closest and takes me out.

I am now an observer and I am observing character customization on a fighting game. The character being customized was a woman and in the game you can choose what powers you can give her and stuff. She had multiple powers but one I remember is "Death" the other I have no clue. Then I observer the gameplay. As the fight goes on a red meter starts to fill up. Then I wake up.

I meet this guy who calls himself "Chimpertain" I ask him "Is your brother Chimpertainment" I don't remember the answer unfortunately. He tells me he has a job for me. He takes me to this fancy restaurant. Infront of me is a table of rich people. One of them is a rich lady who is complaining about something stupid. Chimpertain says I should memorize the restaurants name. To my left is a sign that has the name of the restaurant. It is an extremely long name and I only remember one part of it. The first part of the name is "Restauranterleria". I see waiters walking around carrying gigantic dishes of food with them. Chimpertain tells me that he was mistaken and there is no job for me so we leave.

We meet this girl who has a weird spray that removes color from anything. I ask her "How long does it last" she says "6 months" I then tell her to spray it in my hair and she does so. I then rub the substance all over my hair and it causes it to grow very long. Now I am in my mothers room and I show her my long hair. I then decide I don't like the long hair so I decide to cut it. I go into the bathroom but it turns out that my hair has returned to normal. I notice nothing is wrong with my face.

I am now at a place I cannot describe but in this place there is a train, not a real train but it's more like a fun ride you can go on. I see many young couples get on the train but I never get on the train, but it was probably because I didn't have a gf with me which somehow prevented me from coming on to the train.

Mom is laying on the couch lifeless. I go up to hell and yell in her ear "MOM!" I do this many many times until she finally comes back to life. I then see a pack of ciggs. It was a red box. My view shifts to an observers standpoint and the scene changes. I think it was something about how Maple story has the same gameplay as lunar silver story (which it doesn't.) And how they are just copies of each other(which they are not).
Then the scene changes again. It was someting about Mitt Romney liking this racing game that is very similar to Mario Kart.

The scene changes and I am in the dream once more. Me and my mom are outside at night and are about to go into my sisters house. The door was left open for us so we just go on in. I see a guy wearing a mask laying his back onto the stairs. I try to jump over him but he grabs my leg and pulls me back. For some reason I believe he is my sisters boyfriend. That's the impression I got. I shook hands with him. I then wake up.

I am in a house I don't recognize. I see eggnogg on the counter.(I love eggnogg) Above the counter are cabinets with christmas themed cups. I get one and try to pour myself some eggnogg. I notice that the eggnogg bottle has two openings that are vertical from each other. One has eggnogg, the other has water ( I think it was hot water). I try to pour some eggnogg out but get a mixture of water and eggnogg. I pour it out and try again. As this is happening my sisters boyfriend is trying to get her back. I don't know what the situation was but I believe that my sister fell in love with someone else and he is trying to convince the other man to let her go.

My sisters boyfriend came via a train made of ice but unfortunately for him the sun came up and it melted instantly. The scene changes outside and the train of ice has been rebuilt but it melts again. My sisters boyfriends then walks off carrying a large backpack.

I am going up on an elevator with another person I don't know. When we get out I sneak to another elevator, but this elevator is noise sensitive which means if I make a loud noise an alarm will go off. My 'friend' leaves me and some other guy runs up to me. The dream then shifts into a third person perspective but I have no idea what happened. Next thing I know I am on dreamviews. I am on Sageous's profile. I click on a link and it takes me to a youtube page. The thumbnail of the video is of a Caucasian man that is in his 40's or late 30's . All the videos have the same thumbnail. I click on a video. The person in the video is a different man, not the one in the thumbnail. He explains how if you go to jail your name gets written on a bomb that is specifically programmed to kill those that are on the list if it explodes. There was another video called "Dark Ions, unleash your darkside" but I never clicked on it.

I am in someones car. He parks in front of someones house. I am on my laptop in the car. He parks in front of a tree, this blocks the sunlight from coming in my eyes. I say "Good parking"
The person I am with says "Like a pedophile he is going to get us". Some other person is walking to us. Both of them begin to go up to the house. I am lagging behind. I am trying to pack my laptop. I am also trying to change my clothes, the clothes I am wearing are dirty. This old lady throws out an old green tower on the ground. I say "Is that it" and the person I am with just repeats what I said. When I woke up the baldurs gate fighting theme was playing in my head.

I am at a town house, other people my age are here too but I don't see anyone I recognize in real life. I look out the window and I see the beach and the ocean horizon. All of a sudden a storm hits. Water rises up very close to the window of the town house. We are all trapped inside. A tree falls and hits the window. The house has become rickety and eventually just plain old crazy. By leaning in a certain part of the house, it will cause the house to move entirely in that direction and thus change the layout of everything. This has happened a couple of times. The change is so wide that the floor would become the ceiling, which makes me 'fall' to the ceiling. I am like "Woooah!" and I hit the "floor" but am not hurt. . Then things seem to have become normal, this one kid that came in I asked him if he say how crazy the house was moving around from the outside. He laughed and shook his head to imply that he has seen it.

8-12-12

I go back to sleep and I begin to dream, I end up in my dream room once again and I remember that I must find that youtube video my dream guide told me about. I get my laptop I go to youtube. As I begin to type the name "Anelay yeninyellah" before I finished the whole name just appears so I click on it. The video is just an adult outside in his backyard on a sunny day talking about something. (I don't know what the video was even about!). I accidentally click on another video and the name of the channel was called "Baldurs gate" which is an old RPG game that I played. The video however did not seem any different than the Anelay yeninyellah video I saw. The next dream continues from this one