Non-Lucid Dreams
10.12.2009Generations (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Noted this badboy down when I woke up in the middle of the night. I probably would've forgotten it otherwise. I was walking around a mansion, which my family apparently owned. We had a kind of underground basement/crypt which was very ornate- full of white marble. However it had fallen into disrepair, and somebody had broken in and ransacked the place. The corpse of my grandmother (not my real granny) was left out in the middle of the floor, and the small above-ground windows near the roof of the crypt were broken. There was a load of rubbish covering the body, including a set of roller-blades, which I wanted to try out but was afraid to go near. I was working in an office building nearby, I think for the government or something. I had recieved intelligence that "The Master" (from Doctor Who) was in the building, plotting something evil. I knew he must be in disguise as one of my co-workers. I had a suspicion that his plan involved ressurecting someone from the crypt to be his slave, or trying to start a war. Either way, I knew (somehow) that he had a time limit. He would have to do it by the end of the working day, or not do it at all. It was nearly time to go home, and people were talking about leaving. I tried my best to stall people from leaving by talking to them and spraying sluper glue around all the exits from some sort of spray can. (very useful!) I then got talking to a girl in the kitchen. She showed me how to make a pair of rings to be worn on the two little fingers. I should have become lucid here because my hands looked retarded as hell, but I thought nothing of it. She made herself a pair as well. Once she put them on, she turned into The Master, and started laughing maniacally. Then she ran off. I went into the "Intel Room", which was dark and full of fancy computers. A guy working at a terminal informed me that there was an indication that nuclear war between the USA and China was close. Apparently a Chinese nuclear submarine was parked right outside our building and was shining lights inside in a suspicious manner. This was enough for the USA to retailate by doing the exact same thing. (Apparently this office I was in was US government) There were doomsday alarms going off. They sounded like a standard alarm, but a woman running past screamed, "It's the doomsday alarm, we're doomed!" The guy at the computer terminal had an idea. He would contact the people on the submarine outside to see what their intentions were. I looked down on the submarine outside while he tried to get through. He was asking for a specific man, who he thought might be on board. I asked him how he knew this guy would be there, but he didn't answer. A while later the man he was looking for came on, and they had a short exchange in Chinese. It turned out that the submarine was merely a tourist attraction, and nothing to worry about. I went home, pleased that nothing had gone wrong. When I arrived back at the mansion, something was clearly amiss. There was silence in the house, apart from one woman walking slowly around the downstairs. I "recognised" her as my Aunt, whose name began with M, but I can't remember it now. The Master had brought her back from the dead and was now trying to take control of her. Luckily, she was too strong for him, and he wasn't able to make her his slave. After this, I never heard of The Master again, and me and my family got to work repairing the crypt. The corpse of my grandmother was taken out, then lowered through the roof into the right place. The windows magically repaired themselves in front of my eyes.
09.12.2009Anthology (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was handing in an anthology of poetry and writing in my English class. It was bound with a purple carboard sleeve, which had the title on it: "Shut up 'n Read". The teacher thought it was really good, so she brought in the headmistress to have a look at it. I didn't want her to see it, as i had included a few stories in it where I ripped the piss out of her ruthlessly. She was flicking through the first few pages nodding approvingly, then the bell rang. I looked at my timetable closely I was so close to getting lucid here! and saw that I was in ICT now, as it was 12:00pm. I tried to get the anthology off the headmistress, but she told me to go on to the next class and she would make sure to give me it back later. There was nothing I could do, so I went on. I saw her later, and she tried to attack me with a huge, bejewelled, brass claw-hand she had on her right hand. I managed to fend her off and escape.
08.12.2009Mutilation (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Tons of dreams last night, absolutely tons. Can't remember them though! Bollocks. Got one fragment which is truly fucked up! I was tied down with two other people on the floor of a hotel room. We were being held prisoner by some kind of psycho killer who was into mutilating his victims before finishing them off. I was in the middle of the two other people, one was a girl and the other was a guy. I won't go into details, cuz it's a bit sick, but none of us had a lot of skin left after 15 minutes! No pain or blood though! We eventually escaped and ran downstairs and outside. I realised I was missing one of my front teeth. The lack of that tooth was making the one beside it loose too, for some reason. I was pretty raging about losing that tooth. Apparently I had suffered no lasting damage from the skinning. Weeeeeiiirrrd shit.
05.12.2009Opression in China and Brazil (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID This was a long and very weird dream where I tried to free the oppressed peoples of China and Brazil. In my dream they were connected by land! Apparently Geography goes down the drain just like typing skills. I can't remember very many details, but it went something like this: I was wandering around a Chinese city with a friend. We had to cross a large road with a roundabout in the middle. The middle of the roundabout was a rice paddy with wooden spikes all over it to keep out intruders. I discovered this the hard way when I tried to walk straight over it. We approached a kind of diner, and the owner came rushing out to greet us. He looked terrified, and was very anxious to get us inside to buy something. I was kind of wary because of the way he was acting. Then I noticed metal spikes starting to protrude from under his skin! He quickly explained to us that the government had made it so if the citizens didn't get money off tourists quickly they would be impaled from within! I handed him some cash in exchange for a bun and the spikes disappeared back inside. Basically, I decided I wasn't having this and went to Brazil, where I was told the solution would be. Brazil was just a massive jungle, with paths through the trees. I had to find some sort of guru man who sold multicoloured inscense sticks, which would somehow help. Weird stuff.
03.12.2009Nuclear Bomb Plot (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Me and my friend Mark were sitting in his house talking. Out of the blue, he came up with the plan that we should blow up the city with a nuclear bomb. This didn't seem at all strange to me, so I went along with it. I had it in my mind that we would probably get in trouble for blowing up the city, but I was too deep in a "go with the flow" kind of attitude. We went round to B&Q, where we bought a nuclear bomb. It cost us £20 altogether. I gave mark my tenner and he went up to the till to pay for it. When he came back he had the bomb. It was a big gold ball about the size of a TV. There were ornamental markings on the outside, and an LED timer on the top. Mark explained that he chose this one because it had a blast radius of 7 miles, but it could also be programmed to only explode in one direction, giving us a safe getaway route. We carried it on to a bus bound for the city centre. It was pretty heavy, so I held one end and Mark held the other. Nobody seemed in the least bit conerned that we were hefting around a WMD! We waited on the bus until the very last stop, which was the bus depot. We got off, thanked the driver, and headed round the back of another parked bus. We planted the bomb near the back left wheel. Mark set the timer for 2 minutes and 30 seconds, and we legged it. A little while later I was sitting at home watching the news. A report about our bomb came on. "Police have discovered an unexploded nuclear bomb in the central bus depot. Who is responsible for this remains a mystery, but authorities are speculating that it may be the work of anarchist teenagers."
30.11.2009Technology in Danger! (WILD) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was lying on my front on the beach, playing around on my laptop, for some reason. It was a sunny day and the beach was full of people. My brother was lying beside me. I worried about getting sand in my laptop, but I remembered that it was irrelevant as I was dreaming. However, I still felt a strong attachment to my laptop, like I should try to protect it! Right at that moment, a wave swept up the beach and submerged my laptop. I was half amused and half panicking for my dream laptop. (Not the "laptop of my dreams" lol) When the wave subsided my laptop was half buried. I had a false awakening here. I was lying in bed feeling really drowsy, absolutely sure I was actually awake. I checked my hand to be sure, and it had six fingers. I was like, "Whaaat?" and checked again, because I was so surprised. I accepted the truth that I was dreaming and tried to get out of bed. For some reason the drowsiness stayed with me, and when I tried to get up, everything felt really heavy. My head rolled about on my neck, and I coundn't stand straight; it was like I had no spine!
I had three or four epically long dreams last night, which I don't know if I can be bothered typing up. It would literally take about two hours! (All non-lucids) In case I decide to later, here's some reminders for myself... Dream 1: Invited to special screening of a movie. The host planned to kill everybody once inside, so I skipped it. Persued by host, lost him. Big entertainment centre on a hill above a town. I explore with some friends. Host tries to gas us with dog fart. Dream 2: I'm part of an excavation team in Egypt. Dug up a big monument. At sunset, the light shines over the hill in such a way it makes thousands of stones sparkle. V. spectacular. Hop on a boat shaped like a hot dog to other monument. Rest of the team gets on other boats. Everybody gets lost. Dream 3: Evil Santa invades supermarket, captures somebody and flies away. Me and a few others fly out through the roof after him, all the way to NYC. I have to hold on to two other people flying because I'm scared of heights. We "borrow" a disused mansion on the outskirts which belonged to some distinguised family. We somehow become like the Addams Family. Sort of ghostly/paranormal traits. Government tries to hunt us down, so we take control of the bodies of a random couple and walk into town. Nearly get run over by a tank. Dream 4: (Fragment) My old neighborhood became a huge hill. I flew in standing position down to the bottom, where a weird cat woman was waiting.
25.11.2009Back To The Future (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was walking round my old school. There was a train which followed a path along every major corridor. I rode around on the front of it. One time, it didn't stop where I needed off, so I put my feet on the track and pushed it in the other direction until it stopped moving. I then pushed it backwards for ages till I got where I needed to go. I went into an office with my favourite teacher from last year- the English Literature teacher. We had a long talk about university and why I didn't go this year. It felt kind of like a confession! lol After that, I saw a friend of my brother's sitting on a chair outside the office. I hadn't seen him in years, so I gave him 5. I hopped back on the train, which suddenly became the train scene from Back To The Future Part III, where they are trying to go from the Wild West to the 1980's using a steam train. Unfortunately, the train simply fell off the end of the track and dangled there, supported by a few carriges that were still attached to the track above. Although, it had in fact created a portal to the future where the track ended. It just hadn't gone through. I was stuck down in the engine part. I pulled out some kind of modified umbrella, aimed it at the portal, and fired. The umbrella opened out with a weird gears mechanism, and floated me quickly up towards the portal. I missed completely and went through the floor of one of the above carriges.
25.11.2009Water Park (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was in an awesome water park with some blonde girl. We were taking lots of photos. The main feature of the water park was a gigantic pirate ship suspended thousands of feet above the main park. It was held up by two huge elastic bridges, one at each end. Guests could walk from one cliff to another across the ship. Even though it was so huge, people walking across it made the whole ship bounce up and down. If you looked over the edge you could see tiny people swimming far below. The ship was bouncing so much at one stage, the girl I was with fell off. I never saw her again! I made my way along the ship, until I found another girl, who was even hotter. I told her I lived underwater and invited her back with me. We had to get a submarine back to where I lived, which kept getting attacked by a giant squid/kraken creature. (Think the underwater sequence in The Phantom Menace) I took lots of photos of the monster, but only one decent one, showing all its tentacles. The dream then skipped ahead to me, at home, telling my dad about the park. He suggested we go back there. However the place we went was a cheap substitute for the real thing. It didn't have a tropical climate, as had the other one, but it was raining slightly. This time I had only a disposable camera with me and took a multitude of crap shots. We crossed the "pirate ship" which was really just a bundle of logs joined together floating on water, over to a tree house. For some reason, this tree house was sponsored by the BNP. :S There was a guy in it with his kids wearing a BNP badge. He kept trying to put his youngest child down the slide but missing, sending him falling to the ground. The kid laughed his head off however, completely unharmed.
25.11.2009Rabid Cat Attack (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Me and my two friends were wandering round some kind of historic building. It might have been a cathedral or university. It was under renovation, and there was scaffolding all round it. We were looking for some sort of festival which was meant to be going on, but there was no sign of it. I looked over in a far corner and saw what we were looking for. It was a kind of parade, and all the people in the procession were carrying trays of buns. We went over and I tried to grab a bun off one of the trays but missed due to the scramble. I figured I'd wait until they did a second lap, but by that stage the trays were empty Me, my friends and the hundreds of other people present were then summoned to sit on the floor of a large hall. Everybody bowed their heads for some reason, and then I was attacked by a stray cat. It was black and really skinny. It latched its teeth into my right index finger and started trying to chew it off. It wasn't sore at all but I decided to make a big scene just for the laugh. I started going, "Aaaaaarghh! Cat attack!" etc. My friend Darren then came over and pryed its jaws apart, before throwing it out the door. Everybody cheered. I said, "Better get checked out for rabies n' shit..."
24.11.2009Toy Ferrari (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I came into possession of an extremely fast miniture F1 car, a red Ferrari. I took it to the North coast of Northern Ireland with some friends, where I drove it around roads on the edge of cliffs. Everybody else had their own version, but mine was by far the fastest. I wasn't very good at controlling it though, and I ended up flipping it into a field. Some girl laughed at me, but I told her not to worry, "I think it will still work!" Unfortunately it didn't, and I had to push it for miles. I came off with some technical bullshit to explain why it didn't work, using jargon I can't even remember now!
21.11.2009Punched in the face by Green Day (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I just remembered this. It must be the dream I slipped into after the last one. I was in the passenger seat of my dad's car and he was driving. We were on quite a long journey somewhere and I was very sleepy. I thought I might try to WILD in the car. (I wish this had worked and had made me lucid) I closed my eyes and imagined what things we were passing, just as a mental exercise to see if I got it right. When I openend my eyes much further down the road, I saw that I had estimated the distance travelled exactly right- we passed a blue petrol station just when I predicted we would. I lifted an ice lolly out of the back seat (I didn't wonder why it wasn't melted lol) and ate it slowly as the journey continued. My dad then took a wrong turn and we ended up in a cul-de-sac where we didn't need to be. I jumped in the back for more ice lollies. He and I somehow swapped seats, so I was in the driving seat and he in the passenger side. I didn't have a clue what I was doing and the car started to roll backwards. I was shitting a brick because I didn't even know which pedal the brake was. My dad managed to reach over with his foot and press it just before we crashed into a parked jeep. A little bit of time later, I was getting out of the car at a Green Day concert. I recently attended one and it was awesome! I was there with the same friend as I went to the real life concert with. We went inside and the concert began. We were in the standing area near the front. There was some sort of catering company setting up a buffet of different kinds of chicken. One of the caterers was standing right in front of us talking in an earpiece. He told me and my friend to shut up because he couldn't hear. I thought this was ridiculous, and said so. He said if I didn't shut up he'd get security to throw me out. I whispered something in my friend's ear and the guy said, "That's it, get out!" I told him where to go, and all of a sudden, we were having an argument about the types of chicken at the buffet! A few minutes later, Green Day left the stage with the concert unfinished. Everyone started to leave, very disappointed. On the way out, as a sort of apology, the three members of Green Day came out to autograph some stuff and get some pictures. I was first in line to Billie-Joe Armstrong, the lead singer. I asked if he would sign my ticket, and he was happy to. He got out a marker and wrote his name neatly, but very fast, as if he was testing how fast he could physically write. He wrote "Billie-Jo A" and kept missing the ticket when he tried to write "rmstrong". Instead, he said, "Fuck it!" and slapped me in the face as he handed back the ticket. The way he did it was intended to be friendly, but it was the strength of a full force punch! One of my teeth was loose! When I told people about it on the way back to the car, they were actually jealous that he had punched me and not them!
20.11.2009False Awakenings (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I tried to WILD in the morning- probably too late though, it was at the time I usually get up at. 1) False awakening in my own bed. I thought "God sake, it must be these earphones I've got in, keeping me awake." They were playing "Hey Jude" very loudly. I was reluctant to take them out and turn off the player because it would mean moving. I decided I had to in the end, because it would just go on to the next song. I couldn't figure out how to turn the device off. It was my brother's. I probably should have questioned this a bit more and become lucid, but no such luck. 2) False awakening in my own bed. There was commotion downstairs, as if one of my brothers had just come home from school. I drowsily got up and went down to investigate. My brother said he had been to some sort of presentation in a science museum about the solar system and other planets. He said that Princes William and Harry had been there, so it must have been a big deal. He showed me a model of a planet he had made while there. It was on orange superglued onto a slightly larger orange, but so tightly they loooked almost like one sphere. There was a little bit of missing time, and the next thing I remember was walking up to the off-license to buy some kind of drink. I then realised I didn't have my ID or money with me, but kept walking while I thought about what to do. In real life I would have immediately turned round and gone back to my house to get what I needed, and I should have questioned the fact that I pointlessly walked on for ages here.
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17.11.2009Time-Travelling Assassin (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID This dream took place, maybe 50 years in the future, judging by the technology in the cars. I was chasing a girl who had information I needed. I followed her down a winding mountain road with very long corners. I had to do some drifting in my car, but this was no problem as the car was controlled by all sorts of high-tech computers and could drift all day if it needed to. In the girl's car was another guy, who I think was japanese. I chased them to the very bottom of the mountain, and into a barley field. She finally admitted defeat and stopped in a clear patch to see what I actually wanted. I pulled up alongside and asked her a question about the future. I can't remember what it was exactly, only that it involved war in some way. She immediately got very cagey and paranoid. Then a voice from her car's computer said, "Analysing vehicle... This car is unregistered and is therefore illegal." (Talking about mine) I explained that I had brought the car back with me from the future and it was important to me. The girl refused point blank to answer my question, but hinted that a certain woman was the only one who could. She sped off back up the hill so fast (using nitro) that her un-seatbelted companion was thrown backwards out of the car. (It was a convertible) I offered him a ride, since I planned to follow her anyway. I explained my predicament to the japanese guy on the way up the hill, and he gladly cooperated. He told me that this "crazy cat lady" as he called her, could answer my questions, and that the girl I had just met was more than likely on her way to see her right now. He gave me directions to the housing development where she lived. On the way, he phoned the girl in the other car, but so as not to make her more paranoid, said only that I had offered him a lift, and he had accepted. I got out of the car at a road on the edge of the general area where my companion told me the woman lived. I suddenly had the power to fly, but thought nothing of it. I floated over several identical white houses. They were all somewhere between wooden houses and trailer homes, and all had a small garden. Sometimes I would land and have a quick look around to see if this looked like the place I was after. I was able to tell by looking out for pet gravestones. I reasoned that if this woman was as into cats as the japanese guy had said, I would find some sort of evidence in the garden. About the tenth garden I landed in had no grass, just stones. I saw that there was an unmistakable cat gravestone in the middle, but a lot of dog crap around the garden. The japanese guy landed beside me and looked puzzled. Then an old woman of about 55 came out of the back door. He said, "That's her!" I went to approach her to ask my question, but was interrupted by the girl, who followed the woman out of the house. She was very angry at me for having followed her, but even angrier at her friend for helping me. She berated him for about 2 minutes, during which time I couldn't get a word in edgeways to speak to anyone. I entertained myself my doing flying pushups on the fence. My feet would levitate in the air directly above my head, and I would push myself up and down. Eventually they stopped arguing, and to my surprise, I was invited inside by the old woman. The girl and guy waited in the garden. It turned out she was definately more of a dog woman than a cat woman, I could smell dog in the house. I talked to her for a few minutes (I still can't remember what was so important) and she went to a cupboard and got out some parchment. It looked very old, but she said it was a newspaper from the future, during the war. She put it on a stand in the middle of the kitchen and squirted some kind of brown liquid on it. This made writing and pictures appear on the parchment, which had been almost blank before. I tried to read it, but then the woman's husband came in. He was japanese as well, and enormous. He was quite old, but looked like an ex-sumo wrestler or something. He was angry and afraid, and tried to destroy the parchment with the top of a broom handle. He said, "No! You can't read this! It says I become involved with warlords in the future! We shouldn't know things like this, I don't want to know!" I tried to stop him, but he was immensely strong. At this time the girl burst into the kitchen and grabbed the parchment. She threw it out into the back garden, looking as terrified as the huge man. I remembered reading something on the parchment, a poem, which included the line, "...the way out through a quick stone passage..." Suddenly the ground started to shake and the roof began to cave in. However, more than the roof was falling. It was as if the house was in a cave, and rocks were falling all around us. For an instant, there was only one safe way out of the house. So much rock had fallen that it created walls on either side of one single gap. I could only see the girl. I shouted, "Do you think this is the quick stone passage?" with a slight grin. She seemed to agree and we both charged down it while rocks fell around and behind us, filling the passage in. When we reached the front door, there was a sheer drop below, of thousands of feet. We dove head first off it without a second thought, a la Assassin's Creed. On the descent, I saw an opening in the ground below, shaped like an eagle. The girl saw it too, and we picked up incedible speed and flew right down it. I somehow knew then that there would be symbols for a male and female eagle for us to follow at the bottom. We landed in a giant underground lake, where we dove under. She saw an opening marked with what was unmistakably a female eagle, and I saw a male eagle marker pointing me deeper. The water was very dark and cold. When I got to a certain depth, the stone walls of the lake opened up into a much wider underwater cave. Unfortunately this is where I woke up.
17.11.2009Going To War (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID This one started at the lead up to the battle of Helm's Deep, from Lord of the Rings. I was Aragorn, doing that thing where he swings the kid's sword about. I swung it around very fast indeed, then gave it back to him and he did the same. I said, "That sword is good. Any sword which has seen the fires of the Second Age will be strong." Presumably this is something Aragorn would say, I can't make head nor tail of it. I went to the armory, where I picked up a large amount of plate armour. My helmet was stifling. It covered my entire face apart from two very small slits for eyeholes. I decided to keep it open until I saw the enemy. We then recieved the order to troop outside. My squad ran ahead of the rest, jumping over cordons and pushing past people to get to the front of the line. I soon found out the purpose of this was to be the first to the tanks. Yes, tanks. I simply followed the rest of them up a steep hill to where three bright yellow tanks were parked. Apparently all the vehicles, helicopters and artillery in this army were a kind of canary-yellow metal. The inside of the tank was just like the interior of a touring caravan. There wasn't much in the way of military controls- one driver, one gunner and several passengers. I was one of the passengers. A girl who was sitting opposite me on the corner settee asked if I'd ever read the works of the three ancient poets. I said I had, and promptly pulled out a book which contained translations of the plays and poems of three ancient Greek poets. One of them was Sophocles. I can't remember what the other two were. Our tank followed a convoy of vehicles out of the base, and spent a lot of time patrolling roads near my house. There were yellow battleships in every river and yellow trucks on every road, but no sign of the enemy. Suddenly, one of the tanks in front of us stopped, and a guy on a yellow moped dropped out the bottom. The tank drove on, but the guy on the bike had some difficulty starting his engine. He got it started just in time to avoid being flattened by an oncoming bus. I was bored of sitting in the tank, so I got on our tank's moped and dropped out. I found that it was pretty slow, and it was a lot of effort to keep up with the convoy, as they kept making unexpected turns. In the end, the enemy never did materialize.
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