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1. Went disc golfing with my sister and started finding all the discs that I had recently lost. We played hole four and bombed them down to the river. When I got there, I wanted to look for my lost valkyrie. I was approached by some guys recruiting for their band, the vocalist was a friend of mine, but I told them I don't have any musical inclination. They said I either should be professional at disc golf or that there are a lot of "hot bishes" here with how often I come. They asked if I play piano and I said a little. My sister came down the stairs and attempted to throw and failed until I advised her differently.

2. There was a massive disaster at New York City and I was transported, along with many others, to a nearby shelter. When we got there, many were already injured. We were each put into little segments of office space. I was paired with a girl from the south. The leader of the aide came down the stairs and began to give a speech on equality and anti-segregation. The girl I was with attempted to burp but farted and I said "That's hot."

3. Hanging out with my friend. We walked past a setup of massive speakers and enormous sub-woofers. Supposedly Skrillex was going to be playing shortly. We went to his YouTube account to watch his music videos. Every single one was very choppy and looked laggy. Then my friend, Isaac, commented, calling Skrillex "Lag Hrimmexks" and it was immediately the top comment. I'm out of date on my memes.

1. Went to a new hookah store in my city. When I got there, my brother and everyone cool was there. My brother was getting a tattoo from the shisha lady and I checked out beef flavoured condoms. She really liked me and gave a discount that I could use the next time I came in.

2. At a pool for a hotel. The water was really warm but it was disgusting. I swam for a while and ran into a boy holding another younger boy. Some kids were picking on them, so I called them out. They wanted to fight so I came at them. They backed out and the boys thanked me.

3. At a friend's house in country when it began to snow. I decided to try and drive home. I encountered dozens and dozens of detours but went through them regardless. I drifted around every corner and eventually had to stop to be safe.