non-lucid

I was at some form of social gathering, however I was with a vast range of people - some were friends, some were really old, some were not. We were in what looked like a community hall, and the room was well lit. It was very dark outside. The walls and floors were a light cream colour. I was in the far right corner with my incredibly annoying friend Nick and a middle-aged woman. The woman was very childish for her age, and reminded me of Trixie the dinosaur on Toy Story 3. This was due to her childish nature and high pitched voice. She was fairly short, quite chubby, and had short and rough auburn hair. She was wearing a dark blue, frizzy knitted jumper that was too big for her, and a pair of male blue jeans. She reminded me of the kind of middle ages woman who would be single, living on her own with her cats for company Nick kept talking to her about Nintendo games, and she seemed interested, despite occasionally suggesting she was getting annoyed by him. Suddenly, the two were told they would be room-mates for some form of trip that the group were organizing. Nick was happy with this, and so was she. Nick then went on to explain that He'd be playing his new Pokemon game on his DSi all night, so he might accidentally keep her up. She said this was fine. Nick then told her that once He'd finished, she could borrow it.

I was using the computer, and my Japanese Pen Pal contacted me and asked me to go on a holiday trip with them. I asked my mum, and she was fine with this. We were supposed to be only gone for 8 hours. They immediately arrived at the door, and I walked out with my sister and got in their car. It was early evening, and was partially sunny outside. We got in their car, and began to drive down my road. There was no conversation. I asked them how we were going to get to Japan, have a holiday, and get back in 8 hours. They told me they'd changed their minds and wanted us to stay for 2 days. I was relaxed about this and figured I'd text my parents at some point soon.

I remembered being in an airport, and that was it.

I was in a holiday home in Spain, and was sitting on a computer chair, using the internet. It was early evening outside and was somewhat cloudy, so I'd come inside. The villa was very grey and spacious, but nice still. I had been asked to do weed, and I'd agreed.

Suddenly I was in a room behind it, an equally grey but much smaller room. My friend Jonny was doing weed inside of it.

I was sat near the front of the left hand side of my local park, next to my old primary school. It was late evening on a Summers day, and the sun was setting. The sky was lovely and orange, and it was nice and hot weather. I was with some of my present best friends, and they all wanted to get drunk and do drugs. I was up for getting drunk, but I thought the drugs were too far. However, I wasn't too bothered as I figured they'd have no way of actually getting the drugs. However, soon after, one of them went for a walk and returned with some form of drug machine. It looked like a cash register, however it had a monitor on it, on which you tapped your drugs and alcohol in to buy. I was shocked at this, as my friends now had unlimited access to everything from weed to crack cocaine. I was also concerned as I wasn't sure how the hell they would actually but the drugs, and I was sure it couldn't be a legal process.

I was in the living room with my Sister and her friends. It was early evening, and it was dark outside. There was a mixture of boys and girls in the room, however most of them were leaving, with my sister, to go shopping. However, Sam. D and Stephen. C were staying here, which I found odd. I got really happy, as those two boys are good friends of mine, and both play video games. I was looking forward to the others leaving, as we'd most likely occupy ourselves with the Nintendo Wii. However, my sister forced Sam. D to come with her as he is her boyfriend, and Stephen followed. I was sad

I was watching another game show from a high view - I was either watching it on a TV or from a far back row in the audience. The audience chairs went diagonally up, like on most game shows. Penny, the female character from The Big Bang Theory had her tits out, and was balancing them in her hands. She seemed very tired out and excited at the same time, as she was doing some form of energetic task that involved her moving around on her spot. Suddenly, she got a question asking her something about food, such as "what did you eat last night"? She got all confused, until she said Spaghetti. "Spaghetti" turned out to be the answer to the REAL question, which was "What can you NOT make a baby out of?"

I was on some form of gameshow, and was in the studio. I was sat in my own little private seat on the wall, like the room the guy who controls the projector sits in at the cinema. The room was semi-lit. I looked forward, and there was someone sat next to a desk. I can't remember who this was, but I'm pretty sure it was a friend of mine. They began to interrogate me, asking me if I was eating "Gay Breakfast". At the time, I was eating a bowl of Coco-Pop Rocks. I told them I was eating breakfast, therefore we concluded that my breakfast was gay... The presenter was Asian and very eccentric.

I found 4 very hot, naked pictures of a female friend. I foudn them on an iPhone, or something like that. I remember finding the picture wonderful, however I was busy and didn't have time to appreciate them fully. Her name will not be mentioned here, in case she reads this

I was playing Minecraft on a server with my friends Dan. S, Katherine. S, Jonny. H and Charlie. G. I think I was using a texture pack of some sort, as the graphics seemed much better than usual. I was actually inside the game, therefore I wasn't looking at a computer screen. It was day time on the game. The area I was in was very pretty, and was in the middle of a forest. There was beautiful green grass, and trees surrounding me about 20 blocks high. Further back, there were no trees, and I could see a beautiful blue sky. My friends and I had each made our own house, and they were lined up horizontally with only a couple of blocks of space between each other. They were all made out of wood. I was talking to Katherine about something, but left the conversation so that I could go and collect wood from trees. I wondered off into the open section of the forest. We were not typing using Minecraft's chat system, therefore I presume we were communicating on Skype.

I don't remember gathering wood in the end, but I remember stealing items and destroying Jonny's house. I don't remember details of the event, but remember feeling excited after doing it. However, shortly after Jonny approached me. It now seemed we had left our Minecraft characters and were real life people inside the Minecraft world. He seemed upset, and bluntly told me he knew that I had grieved his house. He then said something weird like "You have obviously taken the wrong path", suggesting I have become a horrible person. However, he didn't seem too angry. In fact, he seemed to feel slightly sorry for me. He also seemed embarrassed, as his face was quite red.

I was now in Charlie's house, and I had recorded a message on his mobile phone and changed it to his ring tone. It had been a private and reoccurring joke in the dream, however I do not remember what the message said; however, I presume it was rude, as he started to get annoyed about it. I think it had something to do with his Mother. He told me to stop, so I did.

I was in my GCSE Music exam, however instead of being in an exam hall like usual, I was sat near the back of Mrs. Long's classroom. It felt very casual, as if nobody cared about their GCSE, including the teachers. The exam started with an extract being played, however me and my peers were simply mucking about and not paying attention. I had my headphones in and was listening to my my own choice of music. I think Mr. Brown, a member of Senior staff in my school, walked in and caught me with my iPod on. He kicked me out of the exam, and I was very angry.

I was inside a television program, and I'm pretty sure it was South Park, as I was with a character who I'm almost 100% was Cartman
We were outside in the middle of the night, in the middle of a field. We walked towards the end of the field until we got to a very large oak tree. We looked around where the roots were, to find a large ditch with a morbidly obese man. He looked about 150 stone (and I'm not exaggerating) and he looked a bit like King Jabu Jabu from Zelda: Ocarina of time Cartman and I had travelled specifically to see this fat man. Suddenly, lighting struck incredibly loudly, and I screamed a very high pitched scream. Then I woke up, and was convinced I had screamed outside of my dream, however after a minute or two it became obvious that I hadn't.

I was in my teacher Mrs. Martin's science lab, having a lesson. One of my best male friends was being carried across the room. I think he was carried by several people, however it may have been just one person. He was completely naked, and was struggling immensely, kicking and punching like a child being carried to their cot. He was circumcised, and had a very small penis.

Pretty messed up, I know Just to clarify - I'm not gay. This dream was equally weird for me to type up than for you to read it!!!