awesome ninja dream journal

this was a pretty cool lucid for me.
Im sitting in the living room with my little brother. Its around noon and for no reason I do an RC and become lucid. I phase through the window and fly out of the room laughing my head off. I hear my brother laughing right behind me, while flying. So Im bouncing him like a basketball while I fly to mess with him. We both land and we start fighting. We fight dbz style and I grab his ankle and throw him like ten metres. While he tries to get up im imagining a hot chick walking down the driveway to meet me. I grab a stone and turn my hand into stone so I can KO my brother. Instead these three dogs that look like my dogs come running at me.

I remember a nightmare exactly like this so I drop the stone and run up the driveway. Im running so fricken slowly. Im punching the dogs to keep them at bay when I see someone on a motorized scooter going in the same direction. I grab the guy and throw him into the dogs. I get to the gate and look in my pocket and find the remote. I open the gate, escape and close it before the dogs can escape. I turn around and theres this security guard waiting there smoking a joint. Hes holding an Uzi and he tells me that my dream should have ended with me being mauled by the dogs. I think to myself “im bulletproof”, and he replies” no you’re not bulletproof”. He pulls the trigger and riddles my chest with bullets.

They fly through me like a knife through butter. My chest feels wet. Then I remember something I read on dreamviews that mzzkc wrote where he regenerated. I look up at him with this fricken crazy look and scream “ im regenerating motherfucker!” he gets really scared and asks if I know how to kill him. I put my hand on his face and concentrate my energy there. He starts falling backwards and I grab his gun and shoot the sh!t out of him. The my alarm goes off and I wake up.

I ‘wake up’ in my bed and try to turn off the ceiling fan but the buttons wont work. I RC and become lucid.i fly through my bedroom window and land on my roof. Its dark outside and my dreams starts going fuzzy. I imagine going around in circles and stabilize the dream. All of a sudden im floating in the air face to face with ulquiorra from bleach. We immediately start fighting without swords and im pawning this guy. I try to use that demon art where electricity shoots from my fingers but I miss and he flies away. I wake myself up to record this dream.

Woah what a night. The dream starts off with me in my old primary school buildings, walking in the corridor playing music on loudspeaker. There’s a bunch of people walking around me so it must have been a corridor or something. I see a teacher walking toward me and try to turn off the music but it wont stop. The teacher tells me to hand it over and I outright ignore him. I try walk away from him but he follows me and I eventually give it to him. Then all of a sudden my teacher transforms into someone else. I ask him if he would have still taken it if Meyer was around and hes like obviously not.
So I walk into the toilet and im greeted by this horrific scene. Theres a dead person lying in the urinal, but I ignore him coz I need to piss. When I look back at him hes turned into my dog(which is missing its head) so I walk out of the toilet and end up outside. Im walking up a hill. I see my sister from far and become lucid. This crazy lady with a dodgy looking hyperdermic needle comes to me and starts stabbing me with it. Im lucid so I know it wont hurt me. I try to fly away but this sudden gust of wind pushes down on me. Eventually I overcome the wind and fly off into the sky. I end up back home and my dad says something about me being a threat. I know that hes going to want to fight so I fly through the ceiling. I keep going through layer after layer until I end up in space. I figure the reason why so little people on dreamviews have come here is because this place is so hard to find. I lose lucidity here and the dream ends with these army people fighting each other on different planets.

jeez this was my first luciid in four months.

I'm in my bed but I think its my moms bed. I am like 5 and sleeping in my moms bed because i dont like my bed. She asks me to move the heater towards the curtain so that it wont be so cold, but i tell her that makes no sense coz the curtain will catch fire. Then captain Aizen walks into the room and kidnaps my mom. the room goes dark and i try to catch him but he is gone. I go to move the heater like a good little boy but i cant find it. I realise that i must be dreaming so i rub my hands together and proceed to phase through the window. I see a bunch of wierd places but focus on where im going and end up outside. Its pretty dark outside. i try to fly up but my flying skills are completely out of sync. I try to do the lucid task of the month and clone myself using kage bunshin no jutsu. i get really angry because it isnt working but vince mcmahon starts chasing me into the house. He shouts at me and tells me i suck at flying. I fly through my front door to get out of the house. its morning and ive given up on the task of the month. I try to take off by jumping really hard but i cant sustain flight. i see my dog Gwen who is my dreamsign. then i eventually arive at some mansion where i was told someone could help me clone myself. i kinda lost lucidity here.

my friends entire family was sleeping over at my house(dreamsign) but it was this huge mansion(DS). My dad told me he really doesnt like my friends dad so i just nodded. Then his family woke up and everyone started arguing for no reason at all.my dad started arguing with both of my friends parents so i just put on my shoes and walked away...

dont really remember much but i was at school and these people were throwing buckets of water at my friends. so as they through the water i froze it in midair and tried to run up the ice but halfway. i walked into class and my teacher talked about the negative effects of drugs, beer and gambling.

I save this little kid from my school from being run over by a car. its pretty dark outside and this car starts chasing me. I run all the way around a mountain and the car overtakes me and speeds off. For some reason i think the only way to punish this guy is to beat him in a game of poker. Snoop dogg appears out of nowhere. he hands me a deck of cards and the car keys to a porche. just as i'm about to get in my alarm goes off.