non-lucid

Did not do WBTB or MILD or WILD. Needed sleep. I might nap today. No LD either.

First, I know I met some girl at this mall place. Her hair was a distinctive feature, I can't remember if it was blonde, red, or brown. There was a lot more to this part of the dream, but IDR, which sucks because I keep getting flashes of the dream, and I get an awesome vibe.

Another part involved a new Metroid game. This game was first person, in HD, and on the PS3. It was supposed to be like a breakthrough or something, it wasn't bad that it was on the PS3. It was also the best one in a long, long time, like Retro Studios good. I was playing it at Alecs house, and then I was at some other house with Alann and somebody else. Parts of the game were first person, and then some parts were over top third person. Then, I was telling this one chick who was apparently into video games (but didn't come across as the type) in a hotel room that if they never played Metroid, they should start with the 2D ones.

The dream I remember the most was this dream where me, Sean, and Dad accidentally went to North Korea. We had to stay there for a few years because the next ship comes in a long time or something. We all wore slight disguises. We dressed up in regional clothes, and we tanned our skin slightly, and we spoke in the accent. Although, the accent didn't sound anything like North Korean, or anything for that matter. I remember it was a hard accent to do, and I kept doing a Russian accent by accident, but IDR fully what accent we were doing, but it might have been Swedish or Dutch or something. Eventually, we started to make music because we were bored. Apparently the music was so good that Kim Jong Il requested that we play for him. So, Dad gave us all new names IDR Dad's or Sean's, but mine was Ilya (pronounced Isaiah, but with an L) and the rest were hilariously not Korean-sounding. I remember coming up with this one song, and recording, then playing it back, and hearing that it sounded awesome. I don't know if that was just DE, or it really sounded awesome. Wish I could remember. Anyway, we all managed to leave on this cruise ship before we had to play for Kim Jong Il. I was afraid because I thought "what if we get back to America, and our music gets big? Won't Kim Jong Il find out we weren't Korean, and bomb America?"

No WBTB or LD this night. I gave WBTB a break.

We'll go from leas tamount remembered to most.

First, there was something about DBZ, with Gohan (adult) and some fight with Frieza.

Before that, I was in a car, and there was a guy with a gun. I knew he was a threat, and he went to shoot me, so I tried to get the gun away. He ended up shooting my hand, which made me lose grip, and then he emptied the clip on me. It hurt like hell. It was only like 6 or 7 shots, but it felt like forever. The impact of the bullets was a lot of the dream experience. It was indescribable.

Then, I was at school (maybe it was boarding school, but all the same people). There was one part where I was looking for a new phone, and I was digging through a bunch of phones, and it turned out that Jenn had he food was in a wooden basket, and the was one person to each side of the basket. In the basket, there was Japanese cuisine and other weird things. For some reason all of he food was still alive. I ate a tiny little snake, but I didn't realise it was alive, and it also tasted horrible. I remember trying desperately to get the snake pieces out of my mouth by pulling a bunch of body segments out that were attached to other pieces.

After that, I was in this really unstable and shaky trailer. The trailer was huge and was about the size of a normal house, and all the rooms were made of really thin wood. I remember a dirt road leading up to it. Brian said something about staying there or fixing it up, and I was not too happy about having to do that. Grandmom and Grandpop were there (Mom's side), Ashley was there, and Mom was there. I remember thinking that Grandpop shouldn't be staying in a run down trailer like this. The room we were all in was in from the hallway, where you could see other rooms, and there were shelves and trinkets all along the walls. There was also a window by where Grandmom and Grandpop were standing. I mentioned the trailer was shaky and, because of that, Brian walked over to the other side of the room where Grandmom and Grandpop were, just to have the trailer shift. It was like the whole floor tilted to slant towards Brian's side. Then, even though this part wasn't really trailer, but still part of the same dream, I was reading piano music in this big room that looked sort of like the music theory room, but you could kind of tell it was still in the trailer sort of (DE). There were numbers next to a lot of the chords, (by the way, the sheet music looked kind of weird) and I was confused whether the numbers indicated which chord based on the key, or the inversion of the chord. Aunt Cheryl was there, and she tried to explain it to me, but she was only telling me stuff I already knew, like what an inversion is rather than what the numbers indicate.

Next, I was Spongebob in this gladiator place. I think there was stuff before this, like build up to it, but IDR. It started out with me landing in the Colosseum, and I had to find a weapon. First, chose this blue sword, which broke when I picked it up because it was so old. It's important to mention that it was DE that I had been here before, and that I skipped out on them while they were waiting for me to fight in this Colosseum, and that that was hundreds of years ago. I then picked up another sword, a red one this time, and it started to fall apart, but held in place. I went to go battle these crystal lions that were popping out of these gates. I battled them by taking the sword and spinning it so fast that if they touched the sword, they would be destroyed. After only a few hits, my sword broke and I had to retreat. After that, this dog god appeared. This god looked like Suicune and was supposed to be the person running the show, and the person I skipped out on all those years ago. The god started raining down ice crystals very fast and I tried running from them. I wasn't fast enough and a lot hit me. I finally figured out that I had to run in a zigzag motion to avoid all of them. Then, I was in this hall (still in the Colosseum and ready to fight) and the god was dropping more ice crystals, but there were much bigger this time. The hall turned out to be the walls of the Colosseum, and we were on top of them. So I had to run around the rim of the Colosseum. I had to time things right because there were these large, long tent-like shelters that were along the wall in some spots. I had to run when it was clear, and hide under the shelter when the ice crystals were falling.

Then, I was at this place with Brandi and Ashley. The place was very modern, and looked like a new house. The main room we were in was very large, contained two couches, a bunch of chairs, a fridge, two TVs, and a lot of candy. The room was set up so that all of this stuff was in the center of the room, and there were stairs on either side of the room that led downstairs. There were also stairs or something in the middle IDR. On the fridge were magnets holding up bags of Reese's Pieces, another candy, and bite-size $100 Grand bars. They were coated with a candy shell like MnMs, but they were $100 Grand on the inside. They were the same color as the Reese's Pieces. They should totally make those. I never opened up the fridge, so I don't know what was in there. On the left side of the room, there were the steps, and also more steps going up that led to a bathroom. Downstairs, there was another fairly large room that I don't remember all too well. I just know that the stairs leading up to the large room had tiny doors at the top that you had to crawl through, and they gave no resistance, as if they didn't have any door knob thingies. I remember hiding from Ashley and Brandi because I was messing with them and they were looking for me. I kept hiding in the opposite room they were in. Then I tried opening the door to go downstairs, and then not going, so I could fake them out. It worked. I went back into the room and hid behind the couch, but they still found me. I remember Pokemon being on TV at one point (or it may have been the DBZ part) and I was trying to explain it to Brandi. The last part of this that I remember was that Brandi had to go to the bathroom, and she said to me "Chris I have to use the little girl's room, but it's not number two," even though it was DE that it was, "so could you go play guitar or something?" It was DE that the guitar would drown out the noise so that I wouldn't hear her, and she wouldn't be embarrassed. I said that I'll just go downstairs, and she didn't believe me at first, but she did eventually.

This next dream was the most vivid and logical I've had in a while. It started out as a regular TV show. With the camera on the announcer. He was saying something along the lines of introducing the next comedian, and then saying their name was Josh Perushio or something. This was supposed to be a joke, and he corrected himself, saying "Please welcome, Josh Peck!" I remember my reaction was like "hey I didn't know he did stand up." It turned out that I was in the audience, sitting with CJ, and my book bag and another bag or something. The whole place was very bluish, and the stage was even more. When Josh came out, he looked pale and fat and like an old man with grey hair, wrinkles, and everything. I was confused because I thought that he got in shape, which he did in real life. I guess I hit the proverbial info button because the info popped up on my vision and I found out that this all happened in 2002, before Drake and Josh, so that's why he was fat. I didn't question why he was old. He started out making jokes that were kind of funny, but he wasn't doing too well. He wasn't doing terrible either, but it was just alright. Then, this kid in front of me turned around and started staring up at the top of the audience. I said to him "You're doing it wrong, Josh is over there," or something along those lines, and I pointed to the stage. He turned to me and said "Dude, there's two chicks making out up there." I turned around, and I tried to see. Sure enough there were, all the way up top. I turned back to him and said "Good call, you're off the hook." This whole part of the dream, from that point on had a vibe to it as if the whole thing was a school assembly with no adult supervision rather than a comedy special. A vibe like everyone in the audience were good friends, and we were all just ripping on the show the whole time. Anyway, the kid that was in front of me (by the way, the seats were tiered) got up and sat next to me. I moved my book bag so he could sit. He was drinking Arizona iced tea, and this lady walking around said "Hey, you can't have beer in here." We ignored her for a while, then looked around at virtually everybody enjoying a beer. She said it again. Then I said "It's not beer, it's iced tea. I thought it was beer too, the first time I saw it." She believed me and went on her way. Then my phone rang and I looked at it and it was Dad calling, I didn't answer it because it was too loud there. Next, there was this chick, who may have been Dana, who was playing the piano, but she had one leg on top on the piano, so that it was supposed to be impressive that she can stretch that far and still play. Then, all of a sudden, most of the people in the audience disappeared except for me, CJ, the kid next to me, his friend, and random people scattered in the audience seats. The stage curtains closed and the lights went on. After a little while, the stage curtains reopened and there was a bunch of people on stage. It turned out that part of the show was that the audience involuntarily learns an act and goes on stage with it. The act they were doing was that they all dressed up as animals. They were wearing plastic, white costumes, and they were holding onto objects, like a bunny was grabbing a balloon, etc. The rest of the audience was lined up on the sides of the room, like if the stage extended that far, and were dressed in can-can outfits. I'm not sure if they ever did the can-can though. The audience on the center stage was acting out when animals get shot. The whole thing was very quiet and silent and very pathetic. You wouldn't even hear a gun shot. It was only DE. But when they were shot, they'd go limp in this weird slow motion. That creepy kid Joe, or whatever his name was (DJ Yankee) said it was involuntary that the audience did this. I got up and said "Well that's too bad because I'm not doing it. This is stupid." I got up to leave, and walked towards the left side of the room, where the can-can dancers were, but now they weren't. There was a silver curtain there, and behind it was a piano. Then, all of a sudden, this one celebrity was there and I was back in my seat I think. The celebrity looked kind of like Martha Stewart, except very attractive and it was DE. Her talent was the piano. As she started to demonstrate her talent, everything went to hell. The audience was ripping on the whole act, and she wasn't very good. She didn't even really play the piano at all. She just did this weird interpretive dance with random audience members, and this giant piano. Eventually, She picked up Lindsay, who was wearing this black dress (so was the celebrity) and she walked over to the piano, and held her up high. She starting playing the piano while putting one foot on top, saying "This is what she was trying to do earlier." although she wasn't too good either. The way she was holding Lindsay up was so that the dress wasn't exactly covering her. She wasn't wearing any underwear, and CJ yelled out "WE GOT A CROTCH IN THE HOUSE!" It was pretty hilarious. It was DE that I knew that we dated, but this all happened before that. Lindsay got embarrassed and yelled at her one friend who behind stage, who I'm guessing was apparently making fun of her. She said "Jake!' or whatever, and then ran off stage to the right (towards the side of the room because the stage was so big). For some reason there were a lot of dancers, that were carrying chicks above their head. Most of them had underwear. Another didn't, and I noticed. I said to CJ, in a response to his "we got a crotch in the house", "two of 'em." Then he yelled out "TWO OF 'EM!" All the characters involved became embarrassed. The DE celebrity became one of the well-known Simpsons characters (DE), as if she was doing this because it hides her shame. Another person, I think someone I was sitting with, maybe that kid IDR, became another one (DE). The celebrity's character was blonde, and old. The other kid's character was black, blind, had bad teeth, and was very crazy yet charismatic. He was also dressed like Apu. This is all I remember and I woke up shortly after.

I will give WBTB a break for a little while, seeing as I'm having a hard time remembering any dreams.

When I woke up for the WBTB, I wrote down "voices" in my dream journal. I don't remember what for.

First, there was a very insignificant dream where I was in a spinny chairs in the living room. Mom was on the couch closest to me, and Brian was on the couch by the rocking chair. I was in between the piano and the table. There were papers strewn about everywhere, and something was on TV. I was trying to show Mom that I can spin without kicking the table or anything. Every time I got it, she wasn't looking. Eventually she saw. I spun by sticking one leg out, and pointing my feet while flexing my ankle muscles. Weird.

Then, there was a part where there were a bunch of Christmas presents in this new dresser by where the air conditioner is. The dresser was cream color, and all the presents were for RJ I think.

Then, I was at some sort of party. I could go into detail about what the room I was in looked like, but I'm feeling lazy. On this one couch was this one blonde chick, and someone else. The other person left, and I sat next to this chick. There was this weird vibe in the dream, like she was condescending, or maybe I thought she was joking, but we ended up making out.

Then, there as this one part where I was at a different party (or it could have been the same). It was a party for me, and I was getting presents and money. It took place in this big, pale-blue hall with tables on both sides, like the lunch room in Carson. All of my money and gifts were in my pockets. Then these black kids came in, and shot me (it didn't hurt) and then took half of everything. Then there was another segment where I was on the phone with Alec while sitting on these front steps (blonde chick may have been there). He was telling how "Oh man, that must really suck", referring to what happened. I didn't know what he was talking about, like I didn't remember. I think maybe the phone conversation happened before the shooting dream, I'm not sure.

DE= dream-established.
IDR=I don't remember

I don't remember much of the dreams, because I tried the WBTB method again. I should start writing down key points in dreams. It will keep me up a little longer, get the dreams on paper, and will put lucid dreaming on my mind. No lucid dreams, because I kept being woken up.

The dreams on this page are all related, but IDR the order.

There was a lot happening in the dreams last night. Unfortunately, I didn't write a lot of it down. First, there was this room, that had a walkway made of dirt. The walkway was very thick, and had two paths (left and right) plus the path to exit the room. Below the walkway was pitch black, as if there was no floor. In this room were mom, Neil Patrick Harris I think, some others, and me. There were also a bunch of these cardboard cutouts of totem poles. The one I was near was red and black.

I think before that part, there was this dream where me and Neil Patrick Harris (it may have been Dr. House, or someone completely different, but with that vibe) were talking about something, and they mentioned that they were attracted to mom. We were in the old house in the living room, sitting next to where the piano would be, but I don't remember seeing a piano. Also there was something really glassy about the living room table.

There as also this part where me, and a bunch of people (Anthony may have been there) were getting ready to board a plane. Except there was no plane (it was DE) and everything we were bringing with us was picked up by this moving guy, and taken to the "plane". He would pick up a box or whatever, and then walk towards this hallway, and make a right, and there was this big, unorganised room with boxes and stuff strewn about. There was also a path to the left of the hallway, but I don't know what was there. One of the things he had to move was this very fragile glass trinket of mine. It was a yellow pinata with a red stripe and a green head, and googly eyes. The texture looked pretty jagged. I wrapped it in something (may have been plastic wrap, but whatever it was, it wouldn't be reliable in real life) to protect it. When the guy came to take it to the "plane", He just picked it up, and threw it into the room with the boxes. I got mad, and everyone else was like "What the heck? He can't do that! That's a fragile antique!"

This next part was the most interesting part of the dream, and a pretty interesting dream overall. I may have had this dream before, or at least I dreamt that I had done this for years, and it was a big secret of mine. I had this buried treasure. I guess it was gold, or maybe it wasn't. I think it was actually just a small, worthless trinket with sentimental value. Either way, the big secret was that I had this trinket locked away and hidden since I was little, and only I knew how to get to it.

Oh Yea! This dream is similar to a dream I had a long time ago! I think it was a dream related to the secret basement door. But in that dream, I remember using the attic, and the air ducts to get to a secret room, and then more place after that.

Back to my dream from last night.

To get to this treasure, you had to go to this one secret room, which wasn't established how to get there. The room had a very well-lit view of outside, as if the entire opposite wall was missing, but it somehow wasn't, although you could see the trees and mountains outside. In that room, there was this giant statue. The statue was very long, and it was three-pronged. It looked like it was made of cement, and the legs were cylindrical. One leg would be all the way down one side of the room, and it would come towards the center of the room while curving down, up, and then back down. The other two legs were the same, but a lot shorter, and closer together, so that they statue was more "Y" shaped. It was pretty flat and close to the ground, and the legs were about as thick as a human torso. The whole thing was made of unsmoothed cement and at each end of the legs, there were a orange-red orbs which glowed. The orbs were encased in black, metal, flowery, gothic style finish, stemming from the bottom of the orb, as if the metal were fingers, and the tip of the leg was the palm.

The only leg of the statue with any defining characteristics was the one closest to the entrance of the room. This leg was bent up towards the ceiling, and there was a hidden trap door at its base. The secret to the statue was that you had to crawl under the trap door, which had a bunch of dirt and spider webs, and you had crawl under the statue to the point of each orb and grab a key shard. Each key shard was red, and when they were all gathered, they made a ball. After you had the key, you had to go to the wall that was "missing" and you had to climb down, so that you are on the ground, and you are still able to step up into the room. There was another hidden trap door there.

In this dream, I was older than when I initially set all of this up, so I barely fit through the trap doors, and the small passage ways. But you had to crawl into this new trap door, and there was a path that led all way to an opposite room. So you would be crawling under the statue room, and you would arrive at a place that would be on the opposite side of whatever building this took place, but this place seemingly only consisted of the status room, and a factory-like room (which wasn't explored at all, only DE). The new room you arrived at is only accessible if you get the key and crawl under the room. For example, you wouldn't be able to even know this new room existed if you didn't do all of this, as if it magically appeared, but you couldn't see it from outside. (I think I was showing someone all of this but IDR.) In this new room, you would emerge at the base of another identical statue, but everything was mirrored. This is where my memory gets a little fuzzy. I THINK you needed to put back the keys in the right order, giving consideration that the statue in this room was mirrored.

The next thing I know, I'm in a different dimension (and everyone is Adventure Time characters, but I don't think that's important. Also I was Finn) and we're in this big, giant room, which, now that I think about it, could be the factory- room that was in the dream earlier. The whole room had a greenish tint and I had to find my future self.

The reason behind finding my future self, I cannot remember. I really wish I could remember the rest of this dream, because it was pretty cool. I remember that before I went through the whole process of getting to my treasure, I may have already had the treasure, and I was explaining all of this to someone, and I showed them all of it. The treasure may have also been the pinata.

I also remember that there was this long, epic journey (may have been DE) that I went on with my future self, or to get to my future self, and that at the end, I sadly waved goodbye to my future self as he was picked up by the shoulders by these mechanical hands, and taken away on this type of assembly line. It wasn't an assembly line, but that's the best description.

Please excuse the poor capitalization.

This is the second day trying the WBTB method, the first being the 19th. No lucid dream.

Unfortunately, most of the dreams I remember had to do with just staring at piano keys I believe. However, the reason i don't remember much is because I almost had an OBE/WILD!

Twice!

Maybe it had something to do with the wake back to bed method? Although I think I just got lucky and started to wake up at the right time.

the most i remember of my dreams is only a few leading up to the first time.

I remember watching TV with dad, but for some reason it was at our house. he was eating grapefruit, and i was on the floor. i forget what i was doing on the floor, but the show we were watching was like a collaboration between family guy and american dad. i was like "i don't remember them being the same show." then, i remember listening to Other Lives (good band, I recommend) in my room. I had headphones on, an i was trying to crawl under the rockband drumkit. my logic was that they wouldn't have made the songs in such a way so that you couldn't fit. then, i remember seeing a cartoon black girl, who was very short, wore a yellow dress, and had big eyes, and an afro. she said something. I don't remember what is was, but the point is that is was supposed to be evil or something. or maybe she screamed. i don't remember. but then, i told sean and dad about it, and dad said that i should show him the clip, so we can do something about it. i said ok, and i was up in my room looking for it. apparently, the ghost didn't want me to do this, and came after me. it was DE that it was holding me down on the bed, so the dream turned into a nightmare, with my sleep paralysis making it seem more real. i started to wake up, and i couldn't move, or yell for help. i was still half asleep so i still thought the ghost was after me. after i realised i was waking up, i felt them. the vibrations of anyone who has ever experienced an OBE/WILD.
i didn't understand it at first, but as soon as i was actually awake, i immediately understood, and was disappointed that i didn't try anything.

the vibrations felt like when your hand JUST falls asleep. its not the pins and needles kind, it the rumbly, tingly, vibration kind. or maybe it feels like when you hit your funny bone, but all over your body, and without the pain.

the second time this started to happen, i was like "cool at least i get a second chance." i tried to will myself out of my body (for an OBE), but nothing worked. maybe i need to actually try to physically move? ill try that next time (although I should be focusing on lucid dreaming lol), with my hand under my leg, so that if i can raise my hand, i know it went through my leg.

i had more dreams after i went back to sleep finally, but I don't remember them because i couldn't take my mind off the almost WILD/OBE.




I remembered later in the day that my final dream was about this weird hotel/learning camp? Cosmo Kramer was there, as were a bunch of other celebrities, but they could have just been DE celebrities. One part of the dream involved a flooded hallway i think, with a car pulling out of a driveway in the rain? I don't know, but i do remember that it was a pretty cool dream.

Excuse the poor capitalization.

The first thing I remember was that I was/ i was watching V. He was in this strange city setting, but there were only like four buildings, and it was dark and a little rainy. He was trying to get away from Some white guy, who I guess was the prime minister or something. Him and V had these umbrellas (V gave the minister an umbrella). V's was red striped, with a black main color, and the minister's was normal i think. It was like they had to open the umbrellas before they start chasing each other. V opened his first, then he waited a while for the minister to open his. by the time he opened it, V's umbrella was closing, and he had to open it again, giving him a disadvantage in the chase. in the end, V ran up a ramp onto one building, then hopped to another.

Next, It was Anthony's birthday, I was stuck at this strange party at my house (current house). It wasn't a birthday party, but there were some people I knew, and it was dark and there was a lot of music playing. There was also a bed in the living room. I remember Coldplay and Radiohead playing, and Tom Lam was sitting at table near the computer. For a while I was trying to leave so i could go to Anthony's. I was also doing something at the bed, like organising something, but I don't remember what. Eventually, when I left, i went to anthony's and he was like "what took you so long?". His house was set up differently, almost opposite what it is now, but there was only a small room when you walk in, no carpet, and it banked to the right. everything was wooden colored. His mom was coming down the stairs, and she asked the same question. I told them i got caught up in some stuff. I didn't explain the whole predicament because it would have taken too long. it was DE that i had done this too many times in the past, and they were mad at me. The present I got anthony was this trivia game for the ps3. He was really good at it or something. I'm pretty sure there were spliced "clips" of him playing it while i was at the party, but I don't remember.

next, me, mom, brian, andrea, and john were hanging out doing I don't remember. but next thing i remember, we were in this trailer, and there was a storm coming. the winds were very violent, and it shook the whole trailer, until it tipped over. apparently this was pretty normal because everyone in the trailer didn't think it was very dangerous. we just kind of walked along the trailer, walls as it flipped. it rolled over 3 times i think. the last time it rolled over, we all crawled out this too-tiny door way and into the street. it was a very comfortable temperature outside, and it wasn't that windy, but it was dark as if it was about to rain. we were a little down the street (irving), and when i looked down the street towards cove, all i could see was irving just continuing forever.

next, i was at my birthday. anthony wasn't there (this dream may have happened before anthony's birthday). i remember holding the trivia game in my hand. Anthony wasn't there. i think it was supposed to be john and andrea's house but it was SUD. there were a lot of people around the table, but the only people i recognised were me, mom, brian, john, and andrea. eventually, people started bringing my presents out. most were in these giant tin cans, and the wrapping was chef boyardee style, and everyone was carrying them in from the other room. i asked mom if i could open them up when people leave, because its weird opening them up in front of everyone because i don't seem enthusiastic. she said no.

i wrote down something about a crying baby, but i don't know i that was a dream, or seth.

the last thing that happened was something about The Mars Volta, but i think the alarm went off as the dream was developing.

WOKE UP 8 AM.

BACK TO SLEEP 8 30 AM?

sadly, no LD. This first thing that happened was that sean/patrick was this hit man and they were after some kid named greg. I don't remember much of what happened, but eventually the hit man shot greg and killed him. some black chick said something and i was like "no, they used to be best friends (could have been subconsciously the greg from down the street, but it may have been just a coincidence.) they lived down the street from each other, and went to school together. he would never shoot him." she believed me, and was shocked, but just then we heard gun shots. then she said she would shoot sean/patrick. i said she was bluffing. but then she aimed the gun down (he was downstairs) and pulled the trigger, looking at me the whole time. the bullet went straight through the top of this head. For some reason, this wasn't serious, as the whole thing seemed frivolous. the setting of this part of the dream was like this wooden, run down, building near a dock. but at the same time, it was on a bus or truck or something.

next, in the same part of the dream, sean and i were at the front of the bus/truck (it had no top or windshield) and we were telling the driver, who looked like an in real life version of the fat construction worker from futurama, where we lived so we could get home. I was giving bad directions but somehow he knew where i was talking about, and as we started to drive there, i was like "o hey i know where we are now." also sean was like 12-14 in this part of the dream. eventually, we got home (old house), and we started unpacking the truck (which was now a regular moving truck) as if we were back form a long vacation. and I don't remember where sean went, but i remember talking to him on our wifi network. anthony was helping me unpack, and so was the driver. i remember saying "just put it on the front porch, well take it from there." our cat (white one) ran inside the house, and anthony thought it was a stray cat but i had to explain to him that it was ours. everyone else was next door at john and andreas. when we were done moving things, the truck driver said "hey were having (some food I don't remember) want to come?" i said yes, and we headed towards john and andreas.

I don't remember if this part happened before or after the the previous part, but the next thing that happened was that me and patrick, and other fictional dream characters were fighting these aliens in a kind of virtual video game thing. they were purple bug things the created a wave up green smoke as they landed, and you had to jump over it. there was a lot to this part that I don't remember. except there was this alien, that may have been someone that turned into an alien...but he was turquoise, and scaly, and had many...finger-penises and they made kool-aide.

Then, there was an interview with radiohead about their newest album (doesn't exist in real life). in the interview thom yorke mentioned that they don't make their own music. but instead, there is this genie/apparition/spirit thing that comes to them and gives them the music. and that was why this record was so good. it was world renowned and no one hated it. the cover was black or something. anyway, i was in this hall made of gold(?) and the was a red carpet in the middle, and i was thom yorke. or rather, i took the place of thom yorke, because it wasn't DE that way. i was holding the album in one hand while making out with this black chick (might have been chick from truck). she looked like the ninja chick from no more heroes. anyway, everything turned into chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, and i ate it.

First thing I remember was running around the coffee table (old house) with some foot ball dude. He was practicing tackling and I was trying to prove him wrong. After a while, he was laying down on the floor and he was like "No, pass me. It's alright." I tried to pass him, but as soon as I passed over him, he kicked me up into the air and I landed on my face. It was hilarious for some reason. Then I went on i-am-bored.com and 4chan on Mom's laptop. Then I tried to convince her that anything besides the music board would give her viruses. It worked.

Next, I believe I was at high school, but it was the middle school set up differently. It was the middle of the year, and and I just started to do stuff. I remember Kevin Shaw and a backpack, and the gymnasium, but I can't remember what happened. I think he and others were bullying me? I don't know. I think I said something funny and got popular.

Then, I was walking around somewhere with Alec. I had this plastic bowl of unpopped popcorn, but the kernels were really small and tasty, and I think it was illegal to eat them where we were, which was a kind of mall, where we were looking for something. Since we couldn't find it, he had to eat some in the place and we both got arrested (me too because I was an accomplice). Frankie from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends led us outside. Next thing I know, we were wandering around this very modern/clean/philly-esque neighborhood, but it was DE that is was ours. I was like "That thing we were looking for? I have like two at my house. I could go grab em." Naturally, he was pretty pissed.

Then, I was at this strange Halloween world and I think there was this demon out to get me. I tried escaping in this...thing (it looked like a whale). Everytime we tried, we would reach the bottom of this acid lake and the back of the whale under the tail would split open, and this evil black gunk would ooze out. Then I would sew it up or something and try again and again until eventually, I was either an underling or a leader or a beggar (I don't remember if I was one of them or all three) at some weird palace place. There was a cup of gold that I don't remember where it came from, but it may have been related to the popcorn kernels. I (?) was giving out the gold, which did look like corn, to people who were in line. When I was down to the last of it, I was the beggar.

Then, someone in the palace mentioned a girlfriend being crazy. So then I was at Lindsay's friend's house (DE) and we went into the next room. It was established that we already broke up. She was just trying to get me back. In the next room, I was lying down with her and her friend talking. Then the door we were by swung open as some old lady kept letting her dogs in.

The last part had something to do with music and the piano. It was like some kid was embarrassed to play, and I said that I play, and I'm and old man (I'm 18 in real life), so there is nothing to be ashamed of. Somehow, this was more interesting in the dream. I also remember some sort of bars, and the top lit up, but I don't remember their purpose.
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/_____\ this one was bright red and it lit up.
/_____\ yellow
/_____\ bright green
/ \ bright blue. like flourescent colors.

DE= dream-established. A fact that is known without a dream character explaining it, or an event explaining, hence it is just established by the dream.

Despite being sick, it was a good dream. First, I'm trying to convince Brian he is having a LD but he wont believe me.

Then I was a girl doing something (I don't remember) and I was in a bunch of magazines (lol nothing like that) and I was looking through them, but it was me. Next I was in a blimp going through the city in M.U.G.E.N. We kept coming close to crashing, but we would hit a building in a way as to bounce us into another blimp and then we would bounce back and be fine. Two blue tooth brushes high-fived every time we did this.

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high-fived here^

Then, I had a dream that I think I had before. Not sure. I was Aang in the beginning and I lost my powers. So did every other bender. Then, I was me and I beat a giant monster, but then I lost my powers. It supposed to be destiny that monster kills me. I ran home (old house) and got these essences. Magma and fire was at our house along with some items. Water was at an ice place like in Ocarina of Time, but it was in first person view and I was with Anthony and the place was set up differently. Grass was at some other place. I only had time to grab one. I grabbed magma. It's the strongest. Mom and Andrea were looking for me to take me to the fight with the monster. It was very sunny out. I managed to go out the side door and run away. Eventually, I got captured and was about to fight someone in all black in front of a castle. His aura was purple. I started to leave and a little girl said: I don't think you're quitting already." Battle music came on. The evil dude took out swords made by his energy, and the background changed like in Earthbound. It was very dramatic.

After that, and I don't know if this is related to the previous dream, but I was in some room with a bunch of swords that dropped down where you were and left proximity.

OXO
XOX
OXO O=sword. X= proximity blast

It was an above view. This was supposed to be how I died. Nicole was there. I kept dodging and waking up, then going back to sleep. It went on like that for the rest of the time. (When I'm sick, and I think other people are like this too, one part of my dream will be stuck on loop.)

I just remembered that at one point I was an anime character walking to Anthony's. We went to the ice place. I returned there later to see water essence. I don't remember much more.

Don't remember much. In Anthony's room, his internet was on the TV. When he was done, he tried to show Ashley's grandmother how he usually deletes the history, but I kept stopping him because then she would "know about the porn, man."

Alaric called and wanted to know something, but I couldn't hear him because in real life, my nose was stuffy and was making too much noise. I held my nose shut so I could hear, and I'm pissed off at this, but I realised that I was still breathing and making noise. I thought it was weird, but I DIDN'T HAVE A LUCID DREAM. BUT, later on in the dream, something happened. It was a lucid dream, but at the same time, a regular dream. It felt real, had great quality, and I had partial control I think. But, I don't remember it all, I had little control, and it was completely random. No RC took place. At any rate, the dream was that I was in some sort of weird school with bright red walls. Suddenly, I was "aware". I ran out into the hall, passing Madame Arcusi on the way, and "grabbed" some chick in the hallway. I remembered (although it may have just been dream-established) I wanted to fly, and suddenly I was outside. I took off like Neo. It felt real. I flew around for about ten seconds and woke up. Now that i think about it, I have wanted to take off like Neo in my next LD. This leads me to believe it wasnt a LD, but rather a dream of desire?

DE=dream-established

I remember I was outside at this dimly-lit street near a building (DE Maria's house) with a mattress outside of it. Maria saying that it's hot and she took her clothes off and her parents saw and Maria thought that they thought something was "going on".

Next, Sean and I were at some old lady's house, which was actually our old house. I tore up a 100 dollar bill (it was for a good cause, but I don't remember what). But the old lady changed her mind, and I went to put it back. I left, almost panicking because I ripped the bill. I left saying "Sean, we gotta go NOW." I ran out and I thought she was coming after us. I ran 3 blocks down to the right, Mirror's Edge style, and took another right. The street was supposed to be Rogers Avenue, but it was dark like night, trees were hanging over the street and dead animals were hanging from ropes off the branches (chickens, pigs, squirrels, etc.) I walked down the street, and at the end, there were chicken houses, pig pens, and hay scattered everywhere. But there weren't any animals except one chicken. The dead animals were supposed to be a warning of some sort. Running past the farm stuff, I took a left. I was in what looked like a junk yard for giant colored blocks. On top of each block was a TV show embedded into the block (specifically the top ten anime of all time, but non were anime). The only show I remember was Mighty Max, but he had sword.

I just remembered that everyone at school thought I boinked Maria, which was weird since I didn't, although this was a dream. Our school was the middle school (set up differently) in the lunch room. Me and Stuger were in the lunch line. Maria was in front of us. Maria was pissed off because everyone though we boinked. Me and Stuger were talking.

Me: it was awesome

Stuger: haha I bet it was

I noticed Maria in front of us. Stuger did too.

Me: And that's why Maria is a such a sweet, beautiful girl.

Stuger: Awww

A pause

Me: I-wonder-what-is-for-lunch-today...

We start cracking up.

Terminology: DE=dream-established. Like when you just know something in the dream, because it's part of the dream.

First, for some reason I had diabetes and Mark told me how to get rid of it.

WOKE UP (alarm) 6 AM

Next, some chick knew everything i was going to do or say because she said she was an angel. then, she showed me what everyone was doing. Angelica was about to kiss Sean when a zit on his lip popped. Everyone threw up.

WOKE UP (literally spitting on my pillow because it was disgusting) 9 AM

Misty from Pokemon was in a hot spring with me and it was on top of a waterfall. the whole setting was very rocky and orange. some other dude tried to use a weird slide (it was split into sections. pictured below). You could move the slide's sections because they were hinged. (pictured below). He tried to slide into the hot spring from a cliff. the slide fell at the bottom, and he hit his head. he got up and got in.
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|_||_||_||_| slide top view. slide side view (hinges) \ slide is better described as a wooden plank bridge, but plastic...and a slide.

Later, there was some sort of attack on a place that looked like metal harbor from Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. The attacker was a jet like the ship from Descent. I shot a rocket far in front of it because it was going so fast. I almost hit it. Someone said "WOW! that was close!" I ran around the side of a building. The ship came by, I jumped our in front, and shot the front window with a magnum in slow motion with one bullet saying "NOT CLOSE ENOUGH!". I guess I shot the driver in the head through the window because it was a one hit kill (DE). When I killed him, everything went to negative colors (reminds me of a Duke Nukem dream I had before with the boss).

After that, I was still in metal harbor, but there was no trouble or attacks, and I was at the far back dock (where the attack started) and I was throwing and kicking metal, red pillars into the water to the right. The pillar was also set up into sections like the slide, but each section was more cubed, and rounded at the edges.

The final dream I can remember is that there was some sort of voice tester at school in the nurse's office (set up differently). It was a routine checkup. It tested how old your voice sounded. It started at 5 years old (it was DE that it had something to do with puberty). Ashley went first. the device was white, and looked like one of those toddler's toys where you push the button in the middle, which is an arrow, and when you let go, it spins until it points at an animal. Except this one was all white, at two handles at the side, and instead of animals, there were numbers going all around it. The arrow would point to which age your voice sounded. you just pick it up and go "UHHHH" into it. Ashley got 18, but she cheated and got 20. Everyone hoped for to get higher numbers so they could be more "manly." I had a cold and had to keep clearing my throat to sound normal. since I was sick, I got a 9. I swallowed spit cause I was really nervous. The dial went up the 11. I kept swallowing until it went up to 20. I told Ashley how to cheat she said that's what she did

WOKE UP 1:10 PM

First, something happened and I had to bring mom back to life by using some sort of liquid. Then, there was a battle between yellow and blue robots. One part of the battle, the yellow robots gathered the blue robots together to shoot a giant rocket at them.

Then, with the M.U.G.E.N characters, there as a fight in the some stages. EX: there was Sonic vs a better Sonic on a Sonic stage (the first level) but the stage was just ongoing and moving. There were lots of hills.

Another part of the dream, a green bean thing from Mario and Luigi superstar saga was continuously falling, and Fox was shooting at him with Arwing lasers (pictured below). The lasers would hit the bean at the top of its head, and they would slide off. Then, fox shot a bomb at him from the ground.
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Only thing I can remember is that people were asking me how to drive in Grand Theft Auto as if it was driving in real life. Main character was Spider-Man though, not Niko.

Remembered this later today: at one part, I was in school and my schedule had math but no room number or something. Mr. Collins kept following me around telling me to "get to class."

Not many today. One part, our apartment was haunted. For example, the TV was in front of you, you turn around, you turn back, it's on the other side of the room. There was some sort of play. Jenn was in it. I think she was possessed. Also, I don't remember the whole thing but the trophies in Super Smash Bros Brawl were battling (duh) but not like usual.

I was in a band playing a Foo Fighters song (might have been Learn to Fly.) Next, some fat kid tried to steal a tent and I chased him with mom's car, but it was a convertible version. Next, I was in some sort of library for video games, but there wasn't a lot of good stuff. I cant remember the details, but one point, I was some sort of superhero.