Mydera

I was sick yesterday, and slept most of the day without any dreams I could remember. As a result, I started waking up from dreams at 3:40 am (and usually I don't start dreaming until 6 or 7 am) so I have a lot of dreams, lol.

Dreams One through Three: All three of these dreams were super short and of the same nature. I dreamed of Ponies Not Friendship is Magic ponies, but the ones from the books made a few years ago. I bought the Cinemanga books for my daughter, and reading them before bed make me dream about them. Fortunately, in each dream I realized I was dreaming, became lucid and immediately woke up from excitement. That's why they were so short, and probably why they were all three about the same thing, lol.

Dream Four (fragments): I remember this dream really well when I woke up from it at 4:30, but since it's now 11:30 I have lost most of it. I can remember there was a vampire woman biting my son and I had to fight her off. My dream notes say Knights Training after that, but I can't remember more than a stone archway. The I remember seeing my mom driving a bus, parked in the hallway waiting to pick us up, but we took too long so she drove the bus off leaving us behind.

Dream Five: I dreamed I was watching a reality TV show where this guy was sky diving with his baby! It was crazyness, because he didn't have the baby in a parachute and dropped it, so then he had to dive and try to catch the baby, and when he did catch the baby he pulled the parachute and landed too fast, so he tumbled over and I thought he squished the baby! I start to freak out, but my husband says I need to chill that this is an old episode and the kid is like 3 or 4 now and has done way more dangerous stuff than that. I stop watching the show, and my husband hands me some pictures. They're all pictures of my kids playing, sleeping, eating, etc. but someone had photo shopped them so instead of my kids faces you can see the necks of dogs giving the face hairy halos and the faces are of strange men I don't know. I remember telling my husband I thought they were funny and would have loved to have been the one that made them.

Dream Six: This was probably the funnest and funniest dream of the night. I'm in a dungeon or maze of some sort. The walls are all dark stone and everything is generally dark and dreary. I see some cheese, and think of Skylanders briefly realizing that's "extra hp" but my health meter is full and I don't need it. Then I see a lemon, and I am so excited, I LOVE LEMONS! So I grab the lemon and somehow it's already cut in half so I can eat it easier. I start looking around for some salt because I grew up eating lemons with salt (seriously, I know it sounds weird, but I really do love Lemons with salt!) I'm looking everywhere and can't find the salt! Then I see this giant RAT with a bow on her head. She's like five times the size of me (think the giant rat in Fairy Tale, Angelina) and she's telling me happily that she found the salt! I'm so happy, and she hands me the salt but her hand looks really human, and next thing I know she is human, not a rat, and regular size, not huge. Somehow I know this means I've finished the dungeon and lifted the curse. As I walk out of the dungeon, I see a few other people leaving the dungeon as well. It's Indiana Jones, and his son and woman from the crystal skull! they walk towards a blue glowing tree that has thick hanging branches like a weeping willow, but it's short, like maybe 10 feet tall at the tallest. They disappear into the tree, and I follow. Inside the tree I can see their heads popping out of branches, but their bodies are hidden by the leaves. They congratulate me on finishing the dungeon before they did. I thank them and Indy mentions a shower. I think I really do need a shower! That dungeon was dirty! I conveniently remember there's a shower house near the tree, and leave the tree to go shower. I get in the shower room, and it's just one shower, not many like I expected. I look in the mirror for a minute trying to see where the dirt is, and Indy walks into the shower house! He just starts stripping, and I'm like, "Wait! I needed a shower!" and he tells me he does too, but he doesn't mind sharing the shower with me. For a moment I think Mutt and his mom are going to be pissed, but then I just don't care. I strip and hop in the shower with Indiana Jones! I put in shampoo, and need to rinse it out, but Indy is hogging the shower head and I tell him to move because I need to rinse. I walk forwards and he starts joking with me, "Careful, touch me and my soap will make you smell like old man." I push past him because he won't move and tell him not to underestimate my girly soap! It'll wash off that old man smell and leaving me smelling flower fresh. I rinse my hair and get out of the shower, then walk out of the shower room not worrying that I'm naked, lol. I walk about ten feet outside, and there's a door to my right so I go through it and it leads to my bedroom! I happily begin to put on lotion, then find some pajamas. As soon as I get dresses, I walk out of the room, and instead of walking outside where I came from, the door now leads to the hallway. I see a very chubby man grabbing things from my grandma's room, and throwing them in his pockets. I yell at him to STOP THIEF! and he starts running. So I chase after him in my pajamas! I start telling him he'd better run because I'm going to catch him! He trips and stumbles, and then rolls. He gets up really quick though and I didn't catch him before I woke up. For the record, I really don't find Harrison Ford attractive. I was telling my bff about this as I typed it, wondering why on earth I'd dream about someone I don't find attractive at all, and her husband had to chime in, "At least it wasn't Chewbacca!" I must admit, that is definitely a plus!

Dream Seven: I'm in elementary school with my best friend A. We're excused from class for some reason, so we decide to go to the Gym and see if we can play with the current PE class. When we get there, the teacher is talking the class isn't playing any fun games, so we wander off into the PE teachers office to get on the computer. There, we meet an old classmate of ours Alex whom I haven't seen in seven years or more. We start talking about Facebook games, and I decide I need to check on my game. (I don't play Facebook games in real life, lol) I open up my bag and pull out my 3DS and start playing Skylanders on it like it's a facebook game. Then the PE teacher comes in and asks why we're not in class. We tell him, and he tells us to go play outside, the PE class was in trouble and wouldn't be playing today. We go outside, but then everyone is just standing around playing some xbox game. I'm bored, so I start to go inside when some kid stops me and says, "I'm really impressed with the internet browser in the PSP." At first I ask him if he means the Vita, but he says no he hates the Vita, he's talking about his PSP. I tell him I've never used my psp for anything but Kingdom Hearts Birth By sleep. Then I say my 3ds plays facebook games better than my laptop. (total dream gibberish, the 3ds browser will not play facebook games at all!) He doesn't believe me, so I pull out what looks like a tablet instead of a laptop, only it slides open like my cell phone to give me a keyboard which I find awesome now that I'm awake! And I proceed to show him the 3ds loading the Facebook game better than the "laptop"(tablet, whatever it was, lol) Then I notice those kids are making a big mess, somehow there are suddenly doll clothes scattered all over the play ground. I close the computer and 3DS and put them in my bag, then notice that my neighbors kid is playing the Xbox. I tell him that he needs to clean up this mess before he goes home, or he won't be allowed to play Xbox over here anymore. I hate it when he makes my house a mess! Then I wake up.