Mydera

My hubby is out today, so I've got a chance to write a normal dream journal entry

Dream One: I'm in a white gazebo in the middle of a grassy field. There is a shelf that goes all the way around the gazebo at about waist height. on the shelf are lots of little net bags with something inside them (maybe tea leaves or something? It definitely looked like tiny bits of plant material) and there are little tags hanging off from each bag with words on them. The bags are lines up all along the shelf all around me. The only way I can get out is to find three bags, and put them in the correct order as is indicated in a poem on a slip of paper I am holding. I actually find the three bags in the first five bags I check, but I don't want to be wrong, so I go all around the entire gazebo and read all the tags in case I made a mistake, then take the three bags I'm supposed to and then I wake up.

Dream Two: My husband and I are hanging out at my Grandpa's house (he took his own life last year, so this is a very creepy place for me) We're coming out of the woods, so I assume we had been taking a walk around the paths I played in as a child. We decide to go inside and have some lunch. We walk inside, and grab food from the fridge and pour ourselves cups of soda. We sit down in the living room and start eating. Suddenly I remember, My grandpa died! His house was sold off to someone else. We're in someone else's home. This is a big illegal mistake! I tell my husband he needs to hurry up and wash the dishes and make it look like we were never there while I finish eating bc I'm a slow eater. When I finish up, I take my plate and cup into the kitchen to wash them, and the whole sink is full of dishes, and I'm about to cry! Then I decide I don't want them to come home and find us still in their house, so we just leave the dishes, lol. I go next door to my aunts house and tell her what happened, and she laughs and says it's ok, they won't mind, they'll find it funny! and she wants to video tape their reaction when they come home and see that they forgot to lock the door and we waltzed in and ate their food!

Dream Three: I'm at the mall, talking to a lady whos running a stand. I get the idea that we're friends, or maybe she's a teacher or something. My phone rings, and I answer it. It's my BFF Ambies, she's working for an accessories store and just discovered that when she was carting things from the old shop in the mall to the new shop in the mall one of her totes had a hole in it and she's dropped a bunch of headband and belts. She tells me that her boss said to write it off as a loss for the claims department and just forget about it, so if I happen to see them I'm welcome to take them home. I take this as she wants me to go find them, so I do. I see girls grabbing them up left and right, so I grab as many as I can, then I start to walk in the direction I think Ambies' new store is. I pass the lady in the stand I was talking to before, and she calls out to me. I shove the belts and headbands in my pocket because I don't want her to think I'm stealing them and stop trusting me. I tell her I'm taking something to Ambies, and I'll be back in a little bit. She says ok, and I keep on my way. I walk down a set of stairs and there's a big crowd of people. a couple of guys step out of the crowd and start being total jerks by pointing and laughing at me because of my clothes. I turn around to walk away, not wanting to hear this crap, and then they start following me and poking me in the butt! I turn around and tell them if they don't leave me the fuck alone I'm going to kick them in the balls. They laugh, and one pokes me in the boob, so I pull my leg back to kick him. He just laughs and is like, "Was that supposed to hurt?!" I try again, this time he grabs my leg before I can kick him, and he lifts it up knocking me off balance and I fall backwards and hit the ground. I start yelling calling him and jerk and thrashing around on the ground trying to kick him but not succeeding. Then a couple of tall and skinny guys in preppy clothes (one had a red shirt on and that really stuck with me for some reason?) come over and start pushing the jerks around and telling them that they need to pick on someone their own size and leave that poor girl alone. I'm still on the floor, just watching the confrontation. The jerks finally throw their hands up and lumber off. The preppy guys don't turn around to help me up or anything though, they seem to think their civic duty is done and walk off in the other direction. I'm so upset, but I get up and try to put on a blank face. I start to walk off, and I hear someone call my name. It's a girl I used to go to school with inside a store. I walk towards her, but when I get in the store I can't find her, and one of the clerks point to the register and tell me she's helping customers right now and will get to me in a minute. When the customers are checked out and leave, the girl, D, starts telling me that she's going to hire me to work in her store. I try to politely decline and tell her I can't get a job right now. She says the guys were picking on me because of my poor clothes and if I had a job and bought prettier clothes I wouldn't be made fun of. I try to explain I can afford "prettier" clothes, I just don't like to wear them, and how I stay at home with my kids I can't get a job until they're in school. Then I just walk away because I'm mortified she'd think I needed money that bad. Then I realize, I don't have my bag! I must have dropped it when the jerks were picking on me. I start freaking out, and run back to where I was fighting those guys. There's my bag, spilled out on the floor. I stay crying knowing someone has probably gone through it and stolen my debit card and cash. I drop to my knees and frantically search through my bag. Nothing is missing. I'm crying tears of relief now. A guy walks up and asks me if everything is accounted for, and I nodd yes. Then He proudly puffs out his chest and says, "I'm glad! I've been watching that bag for the last five minutes waiting for it's owner to show up and claim it. I was making sure no one stole your things miss!" I thank him, but I'm still crying, so he offers me his hand to help me up. He's not at all attractive, but I don't care, I take his hand anyways and let him help me up. I wipe my eyes and then thank him again and start towards Ambies' new store. Unfortunately, he decides to follow me around the rest of the dream, thankfully quietly though! In Ambies store, there are rolls and rolls of ribbon, ruffles and tule. I realize that her job isn't just to sell accessories, but to make them as well. She says hey, and asks me what brings me by, I hold out the belts and headbands I had collected off the floor for her, and told her I was returning these to her. She seemed pretty happy and relieved that I was able to recover some of the lost goods. Then I wake up.

Dream Four:I'm in a movie theater. It's dark, and there's someone standing in front of the screen talking. It sounds like the person is doing some sort of ritual that the audience is a part of. The screen is playing a clip of a full moon over a graveyard. I'm sitting with my best friend Ambies, and we're bored. We get up and leave the theater and try to find the car. I think I've parked a couple streets over, and we start walking in that direction. Instead of finding my car, we end up coming up to this giant crumbling building covered in gothic church like windows. It's shaped like an office building, with rows and rows of windows, but the windows are shaped like church windows. There are gargoyles on the corners and top of the building too. It's really creepy but awesome at the same time. I pull out my phone to take pictures of the building, but the building is too big to get the whole thing in the picture. Then I see something else cool, a skull with bone ears. The ears are shaped like elven ears. It looks really cool, especially considering that ears don't even have bones! I have to take a picture of it, and I notice that when I take the pictures, the lighting make it look like the empty eye sockets glow red. I think that's cool and go to show Ambies, but she is taking pictures too, of sticks, lol, and she wants to show me her pictures. I look, then we remember we're trying to find my car and start walking again. We come across a graveyard with the full moon, and it reminds me of the movie theater before. Someone's set a puppet theater in front of a grave to complete the effect. We keep walking after remarking about the similarities. We walk through someone's back yard, and see a bunch of dogs rolling around on the ground making weird noises. One is chained up, the rest aren't though. Then I realize they all look identical. My dream logic tells me that the chained up dog is the only real dog, and he's having a seizure, which is normal for that dog, and that the dog has this weird phenomenon that when it has a seizure it can project a bunch of copies of it's self also seizuring into the world so it looks like there are a bunch of dogs to distract predators. I tell Ambies whats going on and that we don't need to worry about it, then as we're crossing the road, the dogs owners pull up in a black SUV. We yell out to them that their dog is having a seizure, and they thank us for telling them and go to the backyard to check on him. Just then I notice the Burger King mascot a few blocks over. Only he's four stories tall! I decide then that he's a robot for the parade and festival going on. Another block down we see a bounce house with the Mcdonalds logo on it. There's another platform near it where they've got a big projector screen set up and are showing a movie trailer. Apparently they have a bunch of actors and actresses promoting some kids movie. The main character of the kids movie is a little girl who is half doll, so the little actress playing her is wearing plushy leggings to make her look like she's half human half stuffed doll. There are also a bunch of male actors who are mostly in their twenties but look young for their age so they can play the kids in the school without the movie company having to pay for private tutors. They're all introducing themselves and talking about the movie. One of the guys points at me and says he plays a kid my age. I yell out to him how young do you think I am?! and he says 16, and I yell out that I'm 25, that makes me older than him! and then start to leave. I notice a Blonde guy, and realize I want to talk to him. I feel like I have important questions to ask him. I look at him for a bit, waiting for him to look up and make eye contact. At some point a purple haired guy walks by and I think that his hair is awesome! Finally, blondie looks up at me, and I tilt my head in a follow me type motion, then start walking down some stairs off the platform and away from the set. Someone taps me on my shoulder, and it's not the blond guy following me, but instead it's the brown haired guy who had thought I was 16. I tell him not very nicely to go away, I wasn't beckoning him to come with me, I was trying to get the blond to follow me. Then I keep walking away, fast! lol I end up walking into this card shop that my son and I have started going to play play Pokemon cards on Tuesdays (Yes, I'm totally using pokemon cards to teach him addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division... I'm either the coolest parent ever or the lamest, lol) I find my husband and son are already there, and my husband is so happy I'm finally there to wake over because he doesn't know how to play Pokemon cards and he is sick of our sons whining. I take my son, who is somehow three years younger and easy to carry. Then I wake up.