Mydera

Dream One: I'm in a mansion chasing after my kids. I'm trying to keep them in one room, because they're making such a mess. I feel like the owner won't mind too much as long as I clean it up, the we're on really good terms, maybe like great friends or something. I look out over a balcony and see Johnny Depp! I'm all flabbergasted at first and totally in shell shock, I <3 Johnny Depp, lol. I'm sitting against the balcony watching my kids, but hoping to hear some bits of conversation as to what's going on in the living room below. It turns out Johnny Depp is sad, his girl friend has left him or something, and the owner of the house sends him to a room upstairs to grieve. I'm seriously debating following so I can say and say I actually met him (plus get in a little more looking at his hotness, lol) but then I decide I won't, it'll be way creepy and stalkerish on my part. I hope I'll get lucky and my friend will introduce us. The kids throw some play money in the air, and I run around playing fifty two card trying to clean all the monopoly money up. While I'm cleaning, the owner of the house walks in with Johnny Depp. He's in his purple outfit from Willy Wonka, and I'm finding my words catch in my throat, ha ha. She introduces us, tell shim I'm a fan, and then all I can do is try to apologize for the mess my kids are making. He tells me children make messes, that's what they do. I'm surprised by how high pitched his voice is, and think that's almost a turn off... if it had been anyone but Johnny Depp it would have been, lol. Then the balcony rail I'm sitting against breaks, and he catches me before I fall. I'm too busy apologizing to the owner of the house, and she tells me it isn't my fault, the house is old and she's sorry I almost died in front of my children! I'm feeling a bit shakey and Johnny Depp helps me stand up, but then I wake up.

Dream Two: I'm on a space ship. It's got floors and walls like a dim computer screen. The images across the walls and floors are constantly moving and blinking, it's a beehive type pattern broken in places. Light blue on a slightly darker blue grey. It's not as distracting as it sounds because it's so dim. The pattern reminds me of the animus from Assassins creed now that I think about it. I hear orders over a loud speaker to prepare for planetary excavation or something. I know this means I'm getting off the ship to check out the world we're hoovering over. I walk into the teleporting room, and an alarm goes off that someone is contaminated by a foreign body. It turns out to be me, I've gotten some sort of bug like parasite (that looked like the thing in the First Matrix movie) from my last planetary exploration and it's finally hatched and grown in my body. A guy uses some something that looks like a taser to pull it out of me, but it doesn't hurt me at all. We're about to teleport again, and then an alarm goes off saying the cabin pressure is dropping in the porter room. A girl nearby find a hole in the screen, and pulls at it, it in fact is a giant crack about three feet long that leads into outer space and is sucking out our air slowly. We all lean against it in hopes of sealing it back shut. I wake up.

Dream Three: My kids get a basket ball goal and basket ball. We're at my aunts house, and trying to open it. It must be a birthday present or something. But the goal is the kind you have to mount to your own pole or wall, so we look for a place to mount it. Can't find one, and the kids start crying, so we go inside to find something else fun to do. Suddenly it's the house I spent the last half of my childhood in. I take the kids to my brothers room, and we start playing video games. A blond guy walks in, and introduces himself as a guy I knew in my preschool years and had a huge crush on growing up in Elementary school. I'll call him B. So B asks me how I've been, and tells me my kids are cute and stuff. I thank him and ask what he's up to these days. He says he's just been working. (I really haven't seen this guy since elementary school, I have no CLUE what hes doing these days or even what he looks like) He asks if he can sit down with us, the kids and I are in the floor, and I say sure. He sits down, but when he puts his hands on the carpet he's kinda freaked out and it's understandable, it's my brothers room, that place is gross! He says he wants to talk to me about something important, but he can't talk to me about it face to face so I need to friend him on facebook. I tell him ok, and ask if he'll go to my room with me to find his profile and make sure I friend the right person. He agrees, and then we go to my room leaving the kids in my brothers room. I sit down on the floor with a laptop, and tell him to have a seat. He declines saing he felt the carpet in the other room and he'd rather not. I laugh and tell him this is my room, I promise it's sooo much cleaner than my brothers! There may be some of the kids clothes on the floor from this morning, but it's only one days clutter built up, not a years. He sits, and runs his hands in the carpet, and tells me it's MUCH nicer, and laughs. I hand him the computer and tell him to find himself, I'll straighten up the clothes in the floor. Then he starts telling me his mom's sick, and I tell him I'm sorry to hear that and I hope she gets well soon! Then how he hates movies, but wishes we'd hang out and maybe go to one sometime. The whole feeling was like we were best friends, and we never were. Then he grabs me and pulls me close to hug me, and tells me "thank you for hearing me out." An alarm goes off, and I know it's time for me to leave, I have somewhere important to be, and apparently so does he. I start to get in my car, but I don't have a coat. He offers me his, and I decline saying mine was just here! I find it, it's fallen down to the floor of the car instead of being on the seat. I get in the car and start to pull out but his car is blocking me. I'm a bit frustrated, but find it cute at the same time. I see a horse saddled up nearby, and decide to go on horseback after all. I get on the horse, and walk it to the end of the road. There's a long procession of faeries on the road, riding horses to a wedding. I walk my horse out to join the faerie king and faerie queen. They have a small daughter around my sons age. I'm talking to them, and they are telling there's a problem with the princesses wedding crown. She doesn't want to marry, and she's using the crown being not what she wanted as an excuse. I volunteer to go get the right crown, and they thank me for being a great service in their kingdom. I gallop down the road to my left, and find a shop where I buy a tiara with clear and black rhinestones. I put it in my saddle bag and start back towards the procession and the wedding. I'm running pretty behind though, and I see a couple of teenage boys tearing up paper and throwing it on the ground. I stop to scold them, and they tell me they heard there were faeries living in the area and they couldn't be seen by mortal eyes. I laugh and tell them they're right, so stop littering, they'll make the faeries angry. They asked me if having faeries around was dangerous, what if the faeries enemies attacked and hurt mortals? I laugh and tell them not to worry, the faeries have a very strong battalion (I'm not even sure I used that word right in the dream, lmao) and that I was one of their most powerful soldiers. I tell them that there's no way I'd let anything hurt the people around here because my friends all live here, then I tell them I'm not just boosting, I have the the power to back it up. More than any of faerie or mortal in the world. Geeze, my dream self is proud :/Then I tell them I am late, to finish cleaning up their mess and not to do it again or I'd hunt them down, with a wink to ensure them I wouldn't hurt them, but make them wish they hadn't made a mess all the same! I gallop at full speed, following a set of rainbows to the top of a mountain where the bridal party is set up in a tent. I hand the faerie queen the crown, she tells me the bride is upset that the groom doesn't know her mask is from Zoro, and I explain the groom doesn't watch movies like the princess does. I briefly wonder if the reason that B wanted to talk to me so much earlier was that he didn't want to have to marry the princess b/c this is an arranged marriage for peace. Then I wake up.