non-lucid

I was with a gorgeous, fit girl and we were taking ecstasy when her family and friends turned up, they were really angry that I was with her, I think 2 were her brothers and another was her partner, we evaded them and I woke up.
I tried to DEILD, failed, however I did return to the same dream, assuming that I actually woke.

Spoiler for Adult Material:

I was then having sex with her, she was laid on her back with her legs up over her head whilst I performed oral sex on her, much to her delight, we then proceeded to pleasure each other in the 69 position until we both climaxed together, I can recall the taste of her and the feel of my mouth on her vagina, for some reason we were joined by another girl, she wasn't as pretty, but she was just as fit and what she lacked in looks, she made up for in experience, we continued to pleasure each other in various ways until once again her friends and family turned up.

She expressed her love for me at this point, they were most unhappy with this confession and so they bundled me into a car, I was naked and I still had an erection, which I tried to hide. We went into a shop and I lost them in the isles, I was looking for an escape route when she turned up once more. She had packed all of her clothed and stated that we were to run away together. Just as we were about to escape, they found us again and were just about to kick off when I woke once more (I assume). I tried to DEILD again, but to no avail. I woke up proper at around 8am. I'd like to add that I didn't write any of this down until 12.40 and I still had amazing recall.

I quite liked this one.

I was swimming in a lagoon as we lived on an island just off Jamaica. Someone took or bought Dutchess (my other dog) much to my dismay.

Woke again later on, I had recall, but fell asleep before I could record it.

I was walking down the road with someone and telling them how we used to scare people as kids by climbing the trees and springing from the branches. My Mum and Dad stole my lotto card from me and I had to go in disguise to retrieve it. My Dad was going to stab me, but I called his bluff. We then noticed that my Mum was just sat there reading a book even though she was the main protagonist. There were lots of people about, so we decided to research them, it turned out that they were form years ago and we noticed that they were all in the black and white photos that were scattered around.

I went to bed early and meditated. I don't know if the nights dreams were affected by this, but what I recalled was extremely vivid.

I found myself in a group of lads, but I only knew Mini-me, although it wasn't his likeness. At one point we were smoking weed and I was telling everyone that I didn't usually smoke weed. I remember talking about Spacey and drugs and that I felt stoned. We were then in knee deep water, Mini-me had lost his weed and went looking for it in the water. At one point we were in the grounds of a church and the fence or gate had been half cut to allow access and capture of immigrants. I was shooting a Chinese boy at some point and his mother started to fight me Kung-Fu style. I told Joy to tell my Dad to get Bruce Lee to come and help me. I don't recall the order, but at some point, I found myself amongst alien technology, ships etc'. We were working for them, I had to bring ships into the dock and take other ships out from the docks. I was driving along a coast line and there was a huge whale and I mean huge as in a Jumbo Jet sized whale, that had beached itself and had started to rot away. I asked someone where we were and they said it was Grimsby. Water was flowing up inside it's body and making it's flesh ripple, lots of people were milling around it.

I was in a house and having a party, some guy started to convulse, he then proceeded to perform his party piece, which consisted of him sitting down on nothing, like an invisible chair or something and then lowering himself, in robotic movements onto the sofa. It looked amazingly cool and I asked him to teach me, which he did. As I was learning, Joy came in and asked if it was ok to skin the geese in the garden, at which point I fell over laughing. I woke up laughing and saying out loud "Your kidding, I've seen her try to skin a rabbit."

Two lads from my time in the YM were after me, one got hold of me and told me what to say to get rid if his brother. I was looking at a snake at some point, I tried to kill it, but it shed it's skin into an almost alien form and started to lay eggs. I found an illegal baby burial ground, called the police, but a tribe stole everything before they could come. I chased them, they were drinking their own piss and throwing golf balls at me.

Spacey gave Jason Ellam a job and kicked off about it. I found myself in jail and I got some huge bar of chocolate, I was walking around with an unrealistically huge erection.

I was in a prison, I escaped by stealing the night mans keys. Got in a fight over name calling, couldn't find the right car. I ran through the streets trying to stay free, got double crossed by black guys, but I managed to get away.

Dreamt of a murderer who returned from Hell and started killing people again. He killed me with the chain and hook method from Hell Raiser, which woke me up.

Fell back to sleep and dreamt of Spacey showing off with his strength, we then had a click war (pens) a butterfly came up, it turned out to be a bug, this woke me too.

I built my own car, it resembled a Mustang, I crashed it drastically. The police came to the crash scene and showed a note that said "He fucked his mates daughter with a bottle." Went to see Siggy, tried to score some gear, Ish came round and we started to move house. Got an iPhone 4.

Flew a jet for a while. Dreamt of Joy cheating with Sammy Cook. Saw Brad and Rachael, I ate all of Butch's coke and resin. Took my landlord exams and I saw my parents.

Dreamt about doing cop training, getting grass stains on my knees and then complaining about it. Waiting in a store for some product and looking at metal detectors. There was a man with a scarred mouth. Joy (my partner) was there. Big queues of traffic and people.
The metal detectors were big and expensive £999.00 for the most expensive one, the man with the scarred mouth, half of his lips were missing and I could see his teeth.

Dreamt about work.

I dreamt that the washout that I had to dig out was on the same job as the collapsed sewer. I saw (irl) the broken sewer pipe and in my dream I put the broken sewer pipe in the washout and told work that it would be an excavation job due to the collapsed sewer and that it was definitely collapsed as I could see the broken pipe.

Diesel (one of my dogs) had hurt his nail, I'd gone to buy food on pay day, it was at Wilsic Hall (my high school), Diesel was playing with other dogs and two bears.

I was in a car park that was being used as a skate park, there were lots of friends with me, though I didn't recognise them. I had the feeling that we weren't welcome unless we could skate, which we could (I can't), the trick we had to perform was demonstrated and involved skating up a wall onto a garage door held by two people and upside down. They then followed as you skate on the underside and off to the rear of the car park. When it was my turn, I noticed that everyone had left, so I didn't have to do it, much to my relief, even though I knew I could do it.

I don't know if it was part of the same dream, but I found myself in water, hiding from creatures that came out of little holes in the walls and dragged you back in with them. There was a shark that was protecting me, but the creatures were so numerous, we got taken anyway. This part woke me and it was time to get up.