NinjaWookiee's DreamJournal - My tales of bullshit

06.12.2010

Find the kid! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dieser Traum hatte definitv eine lange Vorgeschichte aber ich kann mich nicht erinnern.

This dream had a very long back story, but the following is the only fragment I can remember.

Me and some other people were in the stockroom of a big toy-shop. We searched for a little kid, which looked like the kid from "Poltergeist".

(Rest in Peace)
Someone kidnapped her.
Suddenly millions of babydolls came avanche-like towards us. The wave of dolls literally inundated the big shophall. Some of the dolls were electronic and walked and talked through the hall.
We ran through the hall and searched for the real kid between all those fake kids.

06.09.2010

On the way to the cinema (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Sven, Patrick (Classmates and friends) and me wanted to go to a cinema by bike. We drove a way, which I dreamed already before.
After a while Sven accidentally drove the wrong way and got into a dead end. We waited until he came back.
After that we arrived at a shop, we had to go through. At this point Patrick said how pointless it would be to go on, because we wouldn't come in time. We dismounted and went on an escalator. It was the only entrance to the shop and it went down.
Behind me was a turkish woman. While we all standed there and waited until we would arrive the end, an emloyee of the shop suddenly appeared. He stepped on the moving starway and in all of a sudden it stopped moving. The employee reacted fast and pressed a button to move the stairway again. After that he squeezed past us and disappeared in the shop. The stairway only stopped for a second, but the turkish woman behind me started to panic and shouting.
The end of the escalator leaded onto the shop counter, so we had to jump off of it onto the ground.
Patrick bought something there including PEZ-bonbons.
After he did that we went to the exit. While we walked I took a brief look back into the shop. I noticed a girl/woman sittin on a chair near the counter. She had very pale white-blue eyes and blonde and pink hair and looked at me.

06.08.2010

Erasing the dream notices (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Every night and every morning when I wake up and remember a dream I type in some notices in my mobile phone.


I dreamed that I woke up and I wanted to do or check something on my mobile. The mobiles writingprogram was still open and I even saw the notices of my last dream (Tweeterman in school). Accidentally I closed the program without saving the text. I was pissed off. I opened it again and went back to sleep.

06.08.2010

Tweeterman in school (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in school and we put tables together for working in groups. In front of me sat 2 YouTube-/internetvideo-stars. At first I only recognized one of 'em and talked a little bit to him. I also said how cool he is and stuff like that. I don't remember who he was, but he was a guy and I think he had black or at least dark hair.
Then I noticed, that on his right side Tweeterman287 sat. (He is a guy, who reviews cheap rip-offs of famouds videogame consoles and stuff. He is over 20 years old but unfortunaterly his voice still is like he's 10) I greeted him and shook his hand. I noticed, that his hands were cold and sweaty. I was very happy to see him and said something like "What an honor to meet you! I really like your vids!"
After a little bit of talking I asked him for a autograph. He said "sure" and asked what he should autograph.
Me: "I think I have some Nintendo-figures left."
Tweeterman: "Ah, Nintendo.."
I got a metalbox out of my rucksack. In this box I have all my pencils and stuff. Between the pencils were some tiny figures. For example Mario and Luigi.

But there also were some female versions of Chip & Chap or something. And some of them were in little plastic houses which I could push to open.
I put the Mario and Luigi figures on the table and put the metalbox back into the rucksack.
Tweeterman took a big black marker and made one short line on the back of Marios and Luigis head. That was his autograph...

05.27.2010

25 € beer (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


My sister and me were on the way to Fegro, a giant German supermarket were you can buy things in big quantity. Usually only supermarkets buy there.
My sister went there by car. I changed between sitting in the car and running on the sidewalk. While I was running some stranger gave me a cup of beer. I took it and drank it.
At Fegro we got in a small entrance hall. A table was in the middle, paper laying on it. An employee wrote something down. Then he wanted us to sign some formulars. With the form I got, I had to accept, that the cup of beer I got outside will cost me 25 €.
I was sad and said: "Great... After that I don't have any money left. Then I went here for nothing."

05.23.2010

Me & I: Wookiees (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


I walked through the city with myself (yes, I copy or something of myself walked besides me). I looked at my doppelgänger and said: "I really should get a Wookiee-custome. My hair would match perfectly."

05.15.2010

South Park Ninjas fighting for soup (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


I karate-fighted with Cartman and Kyle in front of a supermarket called Netto. The winner should get a bag of tomatosoup. In the end the bag broke in the fight.

What a time. There were a lot of huge and important things going on in school. In addition to that I had a lot sleepless and/or short dreams. I had no time for lucid dreaming stuff and actually I havn't dreamed anyway. And when there was a dream, I didn't write it down and forgot it.
Now I write down the few dreams which I either wrote down or I just don't forgot.

05.11.2010

School of Rock (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I nearly can't remember anything, but I made notices at night on my mobile phone:
School, rockmusic-game, Tenacious D



I think I dreamed, that I was playing some kind of videogame like "Rockband" in my classroom with classmates. We rocked a song by Tenacious D.

05.10.2010

Controller Testing (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID




My grandmother was in my room and prooved if all my game controllers are still working. She plugged in one controller after another into the PlayStation 2, even the N64 controller fit in and it even worked.
Later I recognized, "Hey, that's impossible!".
So we had to test the controller all over again and this time we had to check the controller plugged into the right consoles. So I went to a shelve to get games for each console to try out the controllers.

05.08.2010

Bad bat (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID




I sat at a table on the street in front of my house. It was a sunny day with a clear blue sky.
Suddenly a big bat appeared. It stayed near me and throwed its ultrasonic waves towards me. After a time I felt threatened and suddenly the bat flied towards me.
I ran away and the bat followed me. I ran through a door to my terrace and towards the kitchen. Arrived in the kitchen I managed to close the glassdoor fast enough to let the bat outside.

05.06.2010

God is a jerk (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a big empty room and went to a row of windows. I looked up to the sky; it was a sunny day with a cloudless blue sky. Suddenly I saw a big person sitting up in the sky. I saw him from behind and from the side and recognized that this guy is masturbating.
I instantly walked some steps backwards so I couldn't see him anymore. Then I sat down on a chair and continued watching the sky.
Later gods face suddenly appeared in front of the window and looked angry at me.

05.03.2010

Wet ceiling (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke and recognized, that the ceiling is totally wet. The water even dropped down to the ground.
Then I looked there, where normally my window is. In this dream there only was a very small window which was opened.

05.03.2010

Everyone against one (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

There wass war going on. Everyone against one (me).
Thousands of people were there and we kinda played a game, that everyone should try kill me and I should try to kill everyone. I had a machinegun, which I could turn around to have a bazooka. My pal Patrick also was one of my enemies.
After a while I said to someone, just like I would know, that I'm dreaming:
"Hey, make my enemies cleverer. They are only standing around, running around or they even standing in triangle formation so I can easily kill them with the bazooka."

05.03.2010

The basement of the lost women (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I saw 2 anime women in a room. Suddenly a black hole appeared and sucked the two women in.
I was a FBI agent. I went into an old building and down into the basement. There I crawled through a really small path. On my way I saw a ventilation shaft from which red ash came out. I crawled along and came to a room which seemed to be the room, in which the 2 anime girls got sucked in by the black hole. The room was totally empty. There only were two piles of red ash on the left and on the right.
I crawled back through the small path and found some kind of a 6 feet long red tiki-mask.

Suddenly I became a little bet frightened.
Later I stand outside of the building and talked to other FBI agents. They said, "that they can't analyse and publish the collected information in the internet, because they polluted it with their own opinion."

When I woke up I still had this slight fear, even I knew, that the dream actually was just stupid and not frightened at all. Strange...

05.03.2010

The bike is broken (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up early in the morning and walked downstairs to the kitchen to get breakfast. I met my father who said to me, that my bike is broken again and I can't use it today. He said that the pocket which is on the back of the bike ripped while he tried to fix the pedal.

My pedal really was broken in real life, but I never had a bag on the back of the bike.