NinjaWookiee's DreamJournal - My tales of bullshit

05.01.2010

Game Over, Whitely (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


(Just to show how the graphics looked like)

I was in the videogame "The Thing" and walked around in an absolute dark, round room. I had a flashlight but I or my character could only lighten the ground directly in front of me. I had no weapons. There were few red lasers across the room and some watchmen walked around with dogs. I hid myself behind a pillar. Suddenly a watchman near me tripped and fell down. I saw it and thought it would be a good time to escape. So I ran away and found a metallic stairway and ran upwards. I arrived a door and behind there were a guy who catched me. Another one was there who bottled a woman up as a hostage. He pointed his pistol on her head.
The one which catched me had a orange granate which looked just like from the videogame. He activated it and pressed it against my body. He kept it in his hand to let time lapse away, so I can't escape when he drops the granate and runs for cover.
Suddenly everything was in slow-motion. The guy dropped the granate and ran away. The other guy ran away too and leaved the woman hostage there. I took the granate and tried to throw it down the metallic stairway which I came from. I missed the open door 2 times in a row. Then I saw how the granate starts to explode. Because of the very slow slow-motion I had enough time to try it again. Unfortunaterly my throw way far too weak and so it landed right in front of the woman.

That's all I can remember.

04.25.2010

The gouvernor of California (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


My pal Patrick and me were in the bureau of Arnold Schwarzenegger. He had to move into another bureau/building and filled out some last sheets. He said to us, that we should check out the room and search for something that we can keep and he would sign it.
We searched and found a lot of things. For example books, old game consoles and a lot movie merchandising (Not only Schwarzenegger movies). I took a big cube with star wars pictures on it and took it to the desk were Arnold was. He stopped writing on his sheet of paper and signed the cube and also signed the thing that Patrick chose.
Suddenly he packed the paper into his suitcase and said: "So what are you gonna do today? I would have time."

Later I dreamed I stand in front of my school and told my friends about the dream.

04.24.2010

Smoking (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


I sat anywhere and smoked 3 cigarettes. Unfortunaterly I couldn't taste a thing.

I never smoked in my life so it would have been very interesting, if I had tasted something.

04.23.2010

Bad teaching (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


I was in school an my teacher was an army sergeant. We discussed the tasks on a piece of paper. The teacher was very bad and the text on the sheet were so horribly written, that everything I said was wrong.

Later the army guy turned into a guy in Darth Vader outfit. Because of the bad teaching I freaked out and shouted at him. I bawled him down with my words.

04.17.2010

The giant mosquito (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The dream was very long, but I only can remember the end:
I sat outside in front of a big medieval-like house at a row of tables. Other people sat along the tables too. Someone told me, that there will be an eating contest. Everyone got a little, soft bread bun on the plate.
While everyone had problems with eating it, like it was a giant bread or something, I just ate it with one bite. I won the contest.
I wanted to drink something and saw a glass in front of me. I took some very little colored balls out of a very little bowl and put them into the empty glass. Immediately the balls turned into some kind of soda that filled the whole glass.
The guy that sat on the right of me said, I shouldn't use different colored balls at the same time.
Suddenly a mosquito as big as a human appeared. It stand 3 feet away from me and looked at the people sitting at the tables, rubbing its hands.
I was afraid of it ans started hitting it in the face with my plate. He started to get angry. I took a knife and cutted deep long holes in its body. Green slime came out of it.
The mosquito doesn't seem to be weakend by the wounds and started chasing me. I ran into the building until I reached a kitchen and locked the door. A female cook was in there and watched me.
I saw the mosquitos sting (or however its called) sticking through the wooden door again and again. I thought about what to do and suddenly realized, that I was in a situation I experienced already a thousand times in my life: I dreamed of a frighting thing and wished I could awake.
Only some seconds ago I really got lucid and recognized what I just thought. I speaked to the cook: "I'm dreaming! I'm dreaming! This is my dream!" Then I looked to the door and told the cook: "This is my dream, so let this giant mosquito disappear!" After a while it seemed to work. I didn't saw its sting through the door anymore. Just a few holes were left. After that, to get sure that this technique worked, I ordered the cook to let disappear the holes in the door. That also worked. I was happy and thought what to do now. Again I had only these 2 ideas: Summoning Godzilla or some zombies...
I didn't wanted that and wished me a classmate, but while I tried to summon it, I felt how I woke up and then laying in my bed. I tried to get back to the dream, but it didn't work.

04.15.2010

Dreaming in the dream (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was an adult and married or at least I had a girlfriend. We was about to go to bed and talked with each other. We talked about it, that we are in a dream and that we probably will never wake up. We both were desperate/sad about it.

Why the hell didn't I do a RC?!

04.15.2010

Guinness World Records Gamers Edition (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I dreamed I was in a videogame. It was a 3D adventure game with a typical asian but really serious story. I jumped and ran through the game because I tried to play the game trough as fast as possible to beat the actual world record.

04.14.2010

Play-Asia 3 - The cat in the box (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was a weird videogamecharacter. I think I just was a giant ball with a typical 'cute' anime face and hopped around. My task was to push boxes to a specific place at a harbor. When I arrived the right place a cat jumped out of the box over a water-filled channel.

04.14.2010

The fire-app (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

It was night and I was with a friend (Patrick or Tobias) in a big city. The street lightings weren't that good, so there were some dark places here and there. We went to one of these dark places and I used my mobile phone as a lighter. I had problems shutting it off, so the plastic melted a little.

04.14.2010

The strange oneironaut (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My pal Patrick had his own home and I was visiting him. He cooked something and I helped in the kitchen. The food nearly was ready. Suddenly a stranger came in and took something from the food. I noticed him and wanted to get him out and said: "Stop putting food on this dish you mooch! You can eat that, what you already took, but then piss off!"
He sat down at a table and ate what he took out of the bowl. After a while Patrick said "You're welcome" and gave him more food. I wasn't happy about that, but I said nothin and sat down at the same table with my portion. I sat on the opposite of the stranger.
Later we started talking and it turned out that he knew lucid dreaming. I asked him, if he had some LDs the last nights. He answered: "No."
"I had no LDs either.", I said. "Actually I don't even have normal dreams now. Can you help me?"
Suddenly my parents sat at the table too. On the table laid a red gum band and I starting playing with it. Suddenly my mother said panicked: "Don't brake it!"
I said: "Calm down! You get 10.000 new ones for 10 ct."

04.12.2010

We kill squirrels and blow up schools!! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Very weird dream tonight. That's what I remember:

I was on some kind of expedition travel. I was alone in the back of a big helicopter. Behind a grid was the cockpit with two men sitting in it. There was no lighting, the only light was from the sun outside. We landed in a warm environment.
I wanted to get out of the helicopter but the exits were locked. Suddenly little rodents, similar to squirrels, came out of two dark corners of the helicopter. I knew, I had to kill these aggressive things to get out of here. The squirrel-things tried to attack me but I stamped one after another. I felt the smushed dead body parts under my feet. That was damn gross...

Then there was some kind of a fast forward, but it definetly was the same dream.

I saw a mother and two kids walking away from a schoolbuilding. The mother and 8-year-old daughter talked with each other until the girl said: "I am not how I look like."
Suddenly the school building explodes and burns. I'm not sure, but I even saw planes flying over the building throwing bombs at it.

Notice: When I wrote down keywords of my dream at night to remember it the next morning I wrote after the squirrel-part the word 'cat'. But I have no idea what it was supposed to mean.

04.11.2010

Heartless Nobody (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


(Left: Heartless - Right: Nobody [Dusk])

I was a Heartless or a Nobody from the game series 'Kingdom Hearts'. I stand in front of a grave on which was written in numbers the word Octturn. I interpretated something out of that and flew away.

04.11.2010

Awake at midnight (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up in my bed and looked at the clock. It was midnight and I was wide awake so I decided to get out of bed.

04.11.2010

Inglish in school (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up and looked at my clock. It was 10:34 in the morning and I remembered, that I had to get to school. Pissed off because I slept that long I got on my bike and drove along the street. On the way to school I came by another school which had the word Inglish in its name. I thought about going to that school instead to save some time.

04.10.2010

Walking over shards (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had to walk a distance of 25 metres (75 feet) back and forth to get anything from point A to point B. It was a dry, warm environment and the ground was sandy. I walked barefoot along the way which was full of brogen fragments of glass and procelain. The shards cutted into my feet.