One Up Seeker

1. I was inside of a classroom and the lights were off. It was fairly dark, but I could still see around the room perfectly. I was sitting at my table next to a few other students and everyone was taking their turn presenting their project that was due today. The projector was on and was projecting the students' presentations brightly on the wall. I remember as one of the presentations ended, everyone got up out of their seats and started walking around and talking. As I stayed seated in my chair I noticed that my friend Beau was in the classroom. He had just gotten up and was currently walking up to a brunette girl. As he got up to her he immediately started trying to make out with her. As soon as I saw this I broke out laughing "What in the fuck is Beau doing??". A girl that had been standing next to me turned to me with a stern look on her face. "Why are you making fun of Beau? You're a piece of shit!" she said as she stormed off.
I felt kind of bad. "Damn, that was kinda rude of me" I thought to myself. I get up out of my chair and look around the classroom. I see my friends Dylan and Thomas sitting not too far away from me at another table. Just then a middle-aged lady starts coming around the room handing out small plastic box shaped cups with water in them about the size of my hand. The lady walks over to me and takes one of the box shaped cups off of the big round tray that the rest are on, and hands it to me. "Keep these by the end of class and you'll get extra points on your presentation" she said in a cheeky tone. "Yeah right, I'm throwing this shit in the trash" I whispered under my breath. Just then I start making my way over to the trashcan. Right before I throw it away another middle-aged lady walks up to me, "Don't throw that away, you can get extra points at the end of class if you keep it!" she says. I stop for a moment and just look her in the eyes with the "I don't give a fuck" look and then I drop the cup right into the trashcan.
Right after that the bell rings signaling that class has ended. As it does, everyone starts making their way out of class rather quickly. I walk over to Thomas who is sitting by himself and say whats up and then walk out of class. Immediately as I do so I realize that I am on the freshman campus. I "know" that my next class is on the senior campus, so I start to make my way down the hall to get there. My friend Chris pops out from around the corner and he reminds me, "Cory come with me to the library. Don't you have to get something from there anyways?" he says. "Oh shit you're right. Aright lets go" I reply. With that we fast walk to the library. I open up the glass doors with red framing and walk in. Seconds after doing so the librarian lady comes up to us and asks us what we need. "I don't need help, I already know what I need" Chris says as he then walks off deeper into the library to a section where there are tons of bookshelves. "What about you sweetie?" the librarian then asks me. "I need some sort of audio book" I tell her.
"Ah, right this way" she tells me. I then follow her straightforward to a section in the library where all of the electronic stuff is. Chris is only a few aisles to the left of us now. I remember the lady showing me the audio books and what not when I suddenly remembered that I was supposed to be going to the senior campus. I then run out of the library immediately and all the way out the front entrance of the freshman campus. As I do so, I notice 2 other guys running behind me trying not to be late like me. Right as I run out the front doors I think to myself "Aright, I know the way to the senior campus" but as I look in front of me I see another freshman campus. Nevertheless I sprint to the front of the campus. I run across a road and into the parking lot and then it hits me that this isn't the senior campus.
Suddenly I somehow end up in the parking lot of the senior campus. I see my dad's truck parked in "my" parking spot(not my waking life parking spot) and I run over to it. I look at the truck and realize that it looks more a lot more lifted and fancier than it does in waking life. I then get the keys out of my pocket and open the truck up. For some reason I then "realize" that my dad is coming and will be driving us home shortly, so I get in the backseat. As I do so I leave the door open. Seconds later a small bee flies into the truck and is now flying around me. I am a bit startled and don't want to be stung, but at the same time I remain seated just looking at the bee and focusing on it. I can see the hairs on its body, its big eyes, and its colored stripes. It had light blue, yellow, and black stripes across it.
I get out of the truck a few seconds later and realize that the truck has now turned into my moms red hatchback. Suddenly a pack of extremely miniature dogs run of to me and are sniffing me. I remember "realizing" that there was 11 of these really really small dogs, but there was really only 3 or 4. These dogs looked like half dog, and half anteater. The odd thing I noticed, is that all of these small dogs kept constantly ejecting out gas out of their asses. "What the fuck that's gross as shit" I thought to myself as I covered my nose and backed up away from them. The dogs still followed me and continued to eject gas out of their asses and it became increasingly difficult to avoid the gas. A minute or so later the owner of these miniature dogs shows up. He is an old man maybe in his 50s and is wearing a light yellow plaid shirt, blue jeans, and a khaki colored hat. He calls his dogs to him and then him and his dogs walks off.
I look back and see that my mom's car has now turned into my dads truck. I get in the driver seat and start it up. "I've never driven dad's truck before, let's hope I don't fuck this up" I said out loud. I was a bit nervous as my dad's truck is huge and is not like any other truck I've driven before. I start it up. I then pull forward and then pull backward at least 5 times not knowing how to drive the vehicle. I eventually decide to just back up over the curb and get onto the road that way, and that's just what I do. I put the truck in reverse, back over the curb and through the grass and then get onto the road. As I'm looking behind me while doing this I notice an all blacked-out truck that stopped and was waiting for me. I then got this feeling suddenly that a cop had seen me and was going to pull me over. I turn around and start driving forward and almost immediately notice a cop parked not far from me. He had seen me and had just put on his lights and was now following me.
I pull over in the next parking lot over to the one I was just in. The cop gets out of his vehicle and walks up to my window. I put the window down. "You know that slick move is gonna cost you a 3 million dollar fine right?" he says. "Yeah I've paid 3 million for this before, but Officer I assure you that that wasn't me" I say. I then get out of the truck and continue talking to the officer.