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I am crypto from destroy all humans and I am in 1st person...

I was at a toll both like thing and there was some fat lady in there, a man in a car pulls up and apparently he is my enemy. He starts shooting so I run away.. A cutscene then starts where my ship is flying over the site outside a fence...

I then find myself in 3rd person, I see my ship landed so I jump on top of it to recieve upgrades for my character.

There were to selections.. a purple circle which said "Mind world" or something like that and a blue one that said "Real World". I can only assume that this means there is some sort of "Psychonauts" twist to this DAH game..

I buy the "REAL WORLD" Food upgrade. Bananas and Strawberries!!

I was lying down facing Lanie, who was parallel to myself. I touched her breasts a couple times and she smiled.

Later I texted her saying "Sorry I touched your boobs" she responded with "why did you touch my boobs?"

I follow her somewhere and she warned me not to go near the graffiti because her old boyfriend wrote it.

I then later found myself in the home of a family of a different ethnicity, with my arm around some girl that wasn't lanie..

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I saw my grandma cheryl on one of those things that make you go upside down so you can straighten your back (I Saw it on a commercial the day before)

I find myself on a laptop computer somewhere and I read a message from Tanner "Ryker, shoot the glitter missile up into the sky. I click a button and look out the window. Much to my surprise, the sky is lit up with beautiful purple glitter raining down in the desert.

Some guys end up shooting at me and I tell mom to "launch the glitter missile" while I am gone because I want them to see it too. I reach a part of the road and then everything freezes and fades to black. I find myself inside a convenience store where the male clerk INSISTS I stay there forever........




I am at a carnival type place with my brothers, I am shooting little plastic things and making them fall over..........

I woke up and remembered today is the first day of school, next thing I know I'm in a factory.

I remember leaning out of the bathroom window and looking to my left to talk to a sink, this sink is a medium between myself and God. It drips water and moves.

I then find myself outside where Hudson points out the axe "Spiked Up" styling putty in a pile of garbage. I tell him I don't need it.

I was in line for something big. Brian Branstetter is behind me in line giving me mean looks.

I had some sort of game that you played on what I assume is the wii, You have a little target like thing and you lean in different directions to move it, in this case it was basically an interactive movie where your choices affected the movie, You watched a scene and then you interacted.. One level I remember took place in a volcano/lava like place.. I remember flying using hover boots and going across lava.. You couldn't land on the ice or it would melt..

I was in our neighbors yard and I looked into what I assume was the "Septic Tank" I saw a 5, 6 and 10 dollar bill and Hudson's aquatic center pass and mom's old wallet.

I read how the first 6 dollar bill was created by Satan?..

I looked in our refrigerator and saw our new water filter water bottles, they were marked with silver sharpie, Mine was on the right and Liz's was in the middle and someone else's was on the left. I chose to drink liz's...

There was some new online game that AJ had, we were playing it on his laptop, it was a go-kart like game and I was controlling the kart from a 3rd person perspective. AJ had a new graphics card it was attached to a USB port on top of the computer and it was yellow and in the shape of a tape measure and it had the Can You Run It? Logo in a circle on the card..

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I was at some sort of event and I think I was in a costume, some woman was bragging about how some man was rich. I ask her to follow me to show her how rich I could be.. I led her behind a wooden sign and said something like, "JARVIS, open please.." and the back opened up revealing hundreds or thousands wooden thumb tacks which I claim were from the Wild West era..

I grabbed a handful and later went to the computer to start auctioning them off, I saw a video or a series of images describing the tacks something like "The people of the Wild West eventually found out that they had no more need for the tacks."

I heard that they were made of "Oakwood" or something like that...

I found myself in our car with one of the seats missing, I was sitting on the floor and I look over to discover macchiotto sitting under the console.

I then find myself in a car dealership place at night and in the lot was some half naked guy, barely covered by a towel I assume he was homeless so I gave him another towel and he got in his car. I go in an alley filled with sand and I get it in my sock the truck is down the alley, mom then finds me and tells me that is the wrong car and then I struggle back to the van.

I am at childrens party and I get myself a piece of cake, then mom looks at me and gestures for me to help with the serving. Someone then suggests we use a needle to serve the cake?

It started when I went on a stakeout with some girl to see if a certain woman went to see some sort of weird sex movie. Afterward I went and sat in something we called a car. After everyone left there was this moving platform of scientists testing on lab rats that moved into the parking lot. This I had seen in another dream before...

My brothers and I went to live with the SAME woman we saw at the theater.

I knew something was up. We slept in a hotel like setting all together. Shepard, cam, Hudson and I in one bed and the old woman in the other.

It seemed like the others were completely clueless but I saw that she was abusive, physically and verbally. At one point I got the chance to call Mom & Dad and ask them to come visit they did but all they did was drive by the house and wave. I tried to call them again and again but I kept mis-dialing.

At one point I took the home phone outside and hid it somewhere in the yard so I could get to it later. But when I threw it into a pile of stuff, I lost it. I dug through it and found a bunch of money and A LOT of keys one of the keys was giant and had three tips.. I look to my left and see the phone is in the red plastic bin.

I overhear the woman say "Where's Ryker?" I quickly pick up everything and then run around to the other side of the house and peek into a screen window where I find her cooking dinner, this kitchen and window seemed to be an exact re-creation of my neighbor's window and kitchen! "I'm right here!" I shout. It is at this point when I get a chance to REALLY see her gross pruned skin. I ask her if I can go to my friends house, she replies with an "ooh, alright"-like tone but still allows me to go.

I start walking down the street, I pass a small African American girl named "Tanya" on my way. The whole time I'm walking, I am on the phone trying to dial my parents cellphone number correctly. After what seems like ages of walking, I take a right and before I know it, I am in a place that doesn't look like my town at all. I look down a hill, I see the yellow "Round-Up" building in the distance and the church that is supposed to be on mainstreet is about a block away.

I recalled overhearing the fact that the phone I was holding used to belong to that church, so I decide to walk closer to the church, I hear yelling and pounding within it.

It is at this point the dream ends... I wish I could continue the story, but unfortunately I woke up...

I was inside a lucid dream with my brother, having a shared lucid. We were taking a walk inside a giant maze to see what we'd find. He went down a hall and he didn't notice I didn't go with him. I went into a larger area and I saw some vicious dogs!

I ran and ran as fast as I could, I tried to jump on top of the stone wall but I ended up falling over the fence and I got separated from Hudson...

I ended up meeting him in a town like district place just outside the maze. I came out of the sewers.

LATER...

I was awake (In my dream) and he said to me "How come you ran off?!" and I say "Y-You had a lucid dream too!?" he replies yes and with joy I declare "SHARED LUCID DREAMS ARE REAL! They're REAL!!"

I was inside a lucid dream with my brother, having a shared lucid. We were taking a walk inside a giant maze to see what we'd find. He went down a hall and he didn't notice I didn't go with him. I went into a larger area and I saw some vicious dogs!

I ran and ran as fast as I could, I tried to jump on top of the stone wall but I ended up falling over the fence and I got separated from Hudson...

I ended up meeting him in a town like district place just outside the maze. I came out of the sewers.

LATER...

I was awake (In my dream) and he said to me "How come you ran off?!" and I say "Y-You had a lucid dream too!?" he replies yes and with joy I declare "SHARED LUCID DREAMS ARE REAL! They're REAL!!"

We went somewhere as a youth group and hudson and dad apparently came along too

-I was going somewhere that might represent a video game and some guy emailed me saying that "Oh that part is fun, there's 7 gold and you can make all the choices you want!"

-Adam was on a bicycle and Sara was super fast walking right next to him, I was behind them and Hudson was behind me. There was an exceedingly long road and then it went up a SUPER tall hill and it went nearly directly upward. Sara walked up it to the helicopter and then Adam slung the bicycle across his shoulder and prepared to walk upward as well.

-Mom, Hudson, Cameron and I were going up an elevator and Hudson spontaneously decided to push the button that said "Joan of Arcadia" because in my dream it is a famous restaurant, the doors opened up and showed a fancy restaurant. Hudson refused to believe it was the actual restaurant and I sharply said "Yeah, It is dumbass..."

-I later had to revisit that restaurant to find dad. Dad entered the chef area which was in the middle and talked to some people, when he came out I talked to him.

I remember going from a mortal to a God like thing, creating and stuff. Then I was about to have sex with Hayley from American Dad some other guys came in and demanded they join, it was then revealed that hayley has a "uniboob"

Anyway...

Earlier in the dream I was gonna go cosplay, so I decided to REALLY get into it.. I decided to saw off my left arm right above the elbow because I planned to have a prosthetic attached,

Now here is the weird part...

It was sawed off but couldn't see it? Basically from MY point of view I had an entire arm, but from the elbow down, it just phased right through everything. I took a picture with moms cell phone and THEN I could see the cut, it looked gruesome...

I then later reattached it and I had a scar around the circumference of my arm and I later found myself on a camp crestview like campus and I went around showing it off to everyone...

I went out onto my street and heard a very loud snoring. It was a large bear under a car and apparently he was disturbing the neighbors. So I decided to throw a rock at it to get it to leave. It woke up and started to chase me.

I ran furiously to the apartments across the street and I jumped over a concrete wall into a pool area (Which is not there in real life BTW). Thinking bears cannot swim, I leap into the pool... Turns out they can...



It starts swimming towards me, throwing punches and trying to drown me. (This bear was acting like a human and I was genuinely frightened... Don't fuck with bears...)

This is the point where I skip in time...

I find myself on an endless highway at night, still in a panic from the bear attack, I see a saloon style bar on the side... I go inside and hide in the bathroom stall, I crouch down on top of the toilet and hope...

The bear walks in and searches around, he punches the mirror and then sees me peek over the stall door.

He busts in and starts beating me up furiously, I struggle my way out of the bathroom and into the main bar area, as he enters the bar area I am flailing my arms and roaring to try and deter it. It punches me across the room and while all the people watch I am furiously fighting with the bear. I summon up enough strength to punch it in the gut and then I get something to beat it in the back of the head with.. It starts to get weaker and weaker then it's head falls to the table... It somehow obtains the object and beats my head...

I don't remember much more but I'm pretty sure I won eventually

Well I finally did it.

I found myself in my old English teacher's classroom and I put my binder down on a desk and left the room. I then realized that I no longer have her as a teacher and embarrassed, I went back into the room & got my binder. I then found myself in a room with a round table. I sat down next to Sydney and A.J. but there were a few other familiar faces in the other seats but I forgot.

It then turned into a line of straight seats in a movie theater. I lost my binder so I was trying to be quiet while looking for it.

I then find myself walking out my front door into the outside and I go into the driveway to sit in the car. The car slowly starts to go forward & I am in the passenger seat so I have to bend over to hit the breaks. I call for mom frantically and honk the horn then it suddenly switches gears to Reverse.

I can't stop it. It starts to roll down the driveway into the cars across the street. I open the door and put my foot on the concrete and then stopped the car just as I would a bicycle the car was stopped and mom comes outside. I go up to the driveway and suddenly. I think to myself.

I don't need to listen to this, I'm dreaming!

So the first thing I do is run and fly into the neighbors lawn. I feel the grass on my hands. I then run around and try to get the hang of flying every time I tried, I was like a paper airplane. I glided. Everytime I was about to hit the ground I put my hands down so it wouldn't hurt when I landed.

I then realized that one of my LD goals was to kill something! So I first need a weapon I think. So I tell myself. "The sword of a thousand Truths is behind that building." and as I go back behind it I am excited to see a line of swords of various sizes and shapes.

A closer look shows that they are nothing but flat, cardboard swords. No killing for me today I thought...

The dream fades.