non-lucid

I had no access to the internet for about three weeks, but I did record quite a few dreams. However, my handwriting isn't exactly what you'd call 'legible' when I write as soon as I wake up, and some things I wrote are just notes that make no sense to me now. So, here it is, word for word from what I have written down, and I'll add anything else I remember in parenthases.

~Voldmort says, "Don't fall asleep or I kill Ginny."

~I show someone my (drum? trom...bone? I can't read it) because I can't for the life of me remember who Bob Marley is.

~The Confederates come back and want to use our house to rest. (I remember being disappointed that Jasper Hale wasn't there, and briefly thinking that there was an amendment that said soilders couldn't stay in our house.)

~I get a pug, and have a German Shepard.

~In church, we get an assignment to be a computer. I work with J.R.

~Supposed to be getting married... can't do it.

~In the trashy back-alley part of a city I find my Chinese friend yay.

~What a dashing young lad: Mama's friend in a hooded cloak.

~Teacher says something about taking Jasper and Emmett home. We have to butter a biscuit to leave; even though mine isn't in complete sentences I can go.

~Someone does ballet in the middle of the road.

~The bus driver says it sounds like a ninja food fight. (???)

And then two dreams that I wrote in more detail: ~Playing a Tarzan game. Aliens come into it eventually, and that morphs it into a whole new game. When I stop playing, I'm in an unfamiliar house. Out one door, there are a bunch of dogs, so I go out to pet them. They start trying to come into the house. I shut the door and see that a waddly little bulldog got in, so I decide to take him to the pet store. Don't remember how I got there, but somewhere along the line I became lucid. The dog wanted to eat a candle so I started picking ones off a shelf and seeing if he liked them. As I held out a brown one swirled with red and green (cinnamon candy, I think it was called), my mom walked up and asked what I was doing. (just realized I changed tenses there... oh well.)
"It's a dream, so he's eating candles," I told her.
"What?"
"This is a dream."
She starts freaking out. "Wha... Thi... Are you serious!?"
"Yeah. Calm down. Control your breathing and touch the stuff on the shelves."
She makes an effort to stop hyperventilating and runs her hand across a shelf filled with bottles of shampoo. "It feels so real," she says in amazement, taking one bottle and holding to her ear like a phone. A loud voice starts coming from it.
I smile. Suddenly a bell rings at the counter so I go up to see what the person wants. He's a vampire. I can't remember what he asked for, but regardless, he just yanked me over the counter and bit my neck. I only felt little pinpricks of pain, and when he let me go I just lost lucidity and followed him out of the store. () I ended up walking down and road and seeing kids play under a little bridge.

~In school, a zombie apocalypse is in progress. I'm roaming around with a group of random people. The hallways are spattered with blood, and every so often a few zombies will come around a corner. The people I'm with bash them with blunt objects. As we pass the doors leading to the second floor, a white and tan Siberian Husky rockets past us and skids to a stop in front of the stairs, sniffs the air, and barks loudly. A man in a trenchcoat and fedora walks up and pats the dog on the head.
"Dog knows where it's safe," he says to us, already heading up the stairs. We follow them to a small, dark, round room that's empty apart from a few music stands and an armchair. Several minutes pass peacefully, then I realize that no zombie situation can ever be peaceful for long. Just as I'm about to suggest moving to a different area, the husky starts barking. Everyone in the room rushes to look down the stairs, where a large group of zombies is slowly making its way up to us. We all grab music stands and prepare to fight.
I wake up, a little relieved to not have to see how that ends.

I lost at least one entry and a few comments and can't seem to find them again... Oh well. Isn't one of the tasks getting treasure from a sunken ship? If so, I am a total moron.

~I was walking down the side of a road, looking at some odd lights in the distance. They were shaped like UFOs. Out of nowhere, Captain Jack Sparrow came up next to me and started talking. I don't remember a word of what he said. A few minutes after joining me, he handed me a bottle of something (probably rum). It had red and gold palm trees on the front. I took a little sip; it tasted kind of like lemonade and iced tea, but it was really sweet. I dropped it behind me when he wasn't looking.

Eventually we came to a ship, maybe his ship, I don't know. We climbed up the side and that girl from the movies (Elizabeth?) ran up and started yelling at Jack. It was something along the lines of, "All you ever to is drink! *pushes him* And steal! *pushes him again* And wave around that sword!!" She was about to push him again, but I stepped in front of him and interrupted, "I like him." She looked a bit surprised, but Jack just laughed: "And I do believe that's all that matters."

HOW WAS I NOT LUCID!?!?!?

~In the dream after that, I was in a mall of some sort and saw a store with pictures of dragons all over the front. Upon going in, however, there was just some grumpy woman who reminded me of Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter, and a bunch of clothes and toy monkeys. She kicked me out after I accidentally knocked some monkeys off a shelf.

I really am. I forgot the paper with the dreams from... Tuesday? again. And I'm leaving tomorrow for the Mackinac City-ish area and won't be back until Monday. Anyways, I'll put what I remember of last night's dreams.

~I was walking around a mall with someone else, and Hayley Williams from Paramore was sitting in a big chair in the center of the place. I just kept walking around. Nothing happened.

~No idea where I was in this one--there was some brick building that might've been a school, and then a bunch of grassy areas. Someone was mowing the grass and I was holding a really cool looking pen. It had an elaborate clicker-thing and the middle where all the ink is was encased in a kind of long oval of glass with white roses and stars painted on it.

Just a frag, and then a short but fun dream.

~Standing in the back yard, and a strong wind starts blowing. I look up and there's a tornado in the distance, but it's dark blue and there are rainbow flames shooting out of it. Someone had to yell at me to run because I just stood and stared at it.

~I'm a mermaid, swimming through some body of water surrounded by a bunch of houses. Out of nowhere, a flamingo starts chasing me, and I have to get away from it, because flamingos eat mermaids... obviously. I eventually swim around a post thingy enough times so that the flamingo gets dizzy and goes away. I keep swimming and find a merman with a shiny golden tail, and white hair with gold streaks in it. He teaches me different ways to swim. I leave after a while and go into a house that's half underwater. Some little girl (or something else disguised as a little girl... ) then starts trying to catch me. I swim all around the half of the house that's underwater--through doorways, around furniture, all over the place--until the little girl suddenly clutches her throat and swims frantically away, apparently realizing she can't breathe underwater. I notice that my scales are shining dark blue.

Two frags before the one dream I really remember.
~Some singer was making a music video outside my house. We had to drive her somewhere, and she gave me her autograph.
~There was a crocodile at my house. A friend of mine was there, and we were supposed to be taking care of it. It kept biting me. It felt like a puppy bite. "Sam, take this crocodile," I said. "Hold on, I just--" "SAM, THIS CROCODILE IS EATING MY ARM."

Then the one I can actually remember.

~I'm in my room at my grandma's house. There are people walking around. Some guy wants to fence me. I take out a fencing sword thing... I don't know what they're called. Anyways, we fence, I beat him, we fence again, I beat him again, and he gets really ticked off. Some guy dressed like a prince comes in and pushes him away before he punches me. The prince guy was dressed like Prince Edward from Enchanted, only his clothes were light purple.

I go downstairs, and there are people walking around down there, too. A guy is strangling someone, and he looks at me when I go by. I run back upstairs. The fencing guy is waiting for me. He jumps at me with his hands out like he's going to grab my neck, but just slams me against the wall with one hand and starts stabbing me with the fencing sword with the other hand. The prince guy pulls him away again. A girl with a sewing needle and thread rushes up and says, "If we don't get that closed up soon, there's a good chance that (???) will (???) (???) and you'll die."

She starts stictching my neck with the needle and thread. She shoves the needle in and yanks it out, not trying in the least to be gentle. I scream a little the first time she does it, because it hurts. She gives me a few more stitches, and it hurts less and less each time.

I go back downstairs and outside, and there are quite a few people around. They all hate fencing guy. He comes up behind me and slams me in the head with his fist, then sics a dog on me. It bites my leg, but that doesn't hurt. Fencing guy tries to beat up some little kids, but their parents get him to go away, and I just sit with a group of people for a while.
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Tomorrow, I'm going to camp for a week, so I'll probably have some interesting dreams when I come back... I just hope I don't yell in my sleep and wake everyone in my cabin up like last year.

Hm... had lots of dreams in the last two weeks or so. I'll just post notes of what I remember.

~Big skeletal demon monster things chasing my friends and I through a library, and then down a road.
~People around, and one guy turned into a purple... I don't know; it had wings. Then some evil person was trying to kill him, but they couldn't.

~I'm a vampire, walking through an unfamiliar house. There's one or two other people there with me. The house was either very dirty or tinted green, or both.
~In a classroom with some teacher who thinks my name is Alice. A group of guys bust in out of nowhere and the teacher goes, "Oh, are you finally going to give her an igloo?" The guys hand me a little one on a string with a TV inside it.
~I'm a vampire, in a big field shaped like a bowl. There are animals all around me. I run superfast out into a town and find a nice car, which I then proceed to crash into things because the brakes aren't working. I find a group of people after a while and say, "Does this car belong to any of you?" A guy stands up, looks at the wrecked vehicle, and goes, "YES!!!!!" Later I go back to the field, and there's a huge tornado that I barely get away from. It sucks up the car, though. The tornado was upside-down looking, almost exactly like this picture, only the sky was darker.

~A false awakening: I "woke up" listening to my MP3 player, which was playing commercials. I thought nothing of it and I can't remember the rest of the dream.
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Bah, there are so many others, and now that I'm trying to type them I can't remember them.

More odd dreams.

~Harry, Ron, and Hermione from Harry Potter were trying to find the sorcerer's stone. Hermione took out a huge book and started reading something out of it. It was a warning about how you had to be careful not to be turned to stone when trying to get the sorcerer's stone. They left the book and then were in a big stone hallway, opening a door. There was nothing inside the room the door opened into except a pedastal in the center with the stone on it. They just walked into the room, but a guy came up to the doorway and was all astounded that they hadn't died. He took one step into the room and turned to stone.

Then, Harry, Ron, and Hermione went back out of the room and got into a roller coaster car that was suddenly there. Hagrid was in it, too. The car took off up a bunch of hills and around turns, and out into a forest. Then the car dumped them into my yard.

Now the dream was from my point of view. Some awards ceremony was going on. It didn't last very long, though, and as everyone left some guy took my dad's truck. My dog Molly started running around, and for some reason I found that absolutlely hilarious, because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

~This dream is all scattered and weird, and I can't remember all of it. I'll just list the parts I can remember, instead of trying to connect them all together.
~~My friend showing me a bunch of letters he had written to some place to get money.
~~Me almost missing the bus at school, and when I got on it was totally different than a normal school bus. It was yellow, but that's the only thing that was the same. It had big tinted windows, a really high ceiling, and it looked more like something a spy would drive than a school bus.
~~Running across a yard with two other people, and we all have big metal ladders. It's storming. I look up and see a single cloud moving all over the place, and I know it's about to shoot out lightning. Me and the person closest to me drop our ladders, but the other person keeps going and almost gets struck by lightning.
~~Everything is all apocalyptic. The wind is really strong, trees are all burning, the sky is swirling gray and black, it's thundering. People are running everywhere.

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There's something else I can almost remember, but can't quite get it.

Dreams from last night and the night before. One of them was a nightmare.

~One dream consisted entirely of a guy chasing me with a dagger. By the time I woke up from it, he had stabbed me in the stomach, slashed my face, and deeply cut my arm. It scared the crap out of me.

~I fell asleep again after that one and ended up in Wal-Mart. I walked around by the checkout things for a while, and then just started hopping around. I noticed I stayed suspended in the air for a few seconds before I fell. But the minute I thought, "Hey, that's kind of cool...", it stopped happening. I jumped up as high as I could, but just fell right back down.

I just kept walking around. I started thinking of the murderer from the last dream, but in the dream I was thinking that that had actually happened, not that I had dreamed it. I guess I looked kind of freaked out or something, because a guy walked up to me and asked if I was okay. I know he wasn't TG or Tiger, but it doesn't seem like he was a DC. He asked if I needed a hug. I told him yes. He gave me a big hug, and afterwards I think I went out to the parking lot.

~I was in a hallway at school. A guy suddenly came running towards me with a group of people behind him. He told me to join them as he pushed a brick in the wall. It went back and a door slid open. We all went through the doorway and came out in a secret room. The group sat in a circle while the guy closed the door. He said something about some kind of spell, and told someone to cast it. Everyone looked at everyone else.

"Do you know how to do it?" someone asked me.

"No, I don't think so."

"I do." A girl said something I forget, and a symbol glowed red on her foot. A dog ran into the room and the guy was about to tell everyone something when I woke up.

~I have no idea where I was in this one. I was a dog, though, a german shepard rottweiler mix like my grandma's. There were two or three other dogs that looked like me. We were trying to solve a riddle to get some little figurine-type things. We went all around the place we were at. There was a wooden floor that was apparently on stilts or something, because in places it would just collapse under us and we would have to try to get back up. There were other groups of dogs, too. They all looked like us, but some were old, some were crazy and rabid, and other things. I think I woke up after falling into the floor for the upteenth time.

~Then just a frag: I was watching the new "The Last Airbender" movie. It hasn't come out yet, so I wish I could've remembered some of the words to compare when I see the real movie.

Dreams from yesterday night and last night:

~I was a white tiger. It felt so cool, I just walked around and laughed when people went "OOOOOHHHHH A TIGER HOW PRETTY!".

~Okay, this one's kind of odd. There was a woman who went into a room and waited for a few seconds. A man suddenly appeared. He was dressed in all these sparkling, royal-looking clothes. He seemed like a regular human, but I think in the dream he was some sort of god. The woman ran up and hugged him. He kissed her.

"You're finally back. I've been waiting for you," the woman said.

"And now you must wait no longer." The man took her hand, and she led him upstairs to another room. She saw a bug on the wall and jumped a little. "Oh, I hate those things," she said.

"What?" The man let go of her hand. "Hate? You do not hate! You only love!" The woman was instantly scared, and said, "No, you have to understand. My time as a human has changed me, and--"

"No! The woman I love does not HATE!" The man pulled out a knife and chucked it at her. She ducked and it stuck in the wall. He threw two more, but neither hit, and then he ran out of the room. The woman chased after him. She caught him outside the house they had been in, and grabbed his arm. He turned away.

"Just listen, please," the woman said. "I do love everything. I just hate what some things do." Apparently that was good enough for the guy, because he picked her up and kissed her. (Jeez, dramatic much. )

~There's a giant hole in my backyard. That's actually a fact; I'm not talking about a dream right now. But in the dream, I was walking around that hole and a bunch of cartoony zombies started climbing out. I had an axe for some reason, and I began hacking their oddly shaped heads in half. After I killed them all, I looked and saw that they had had whole brains in them.

"Oh man, they must have been growing brains in there," I said to myself. I walked around to the side of the house, where there was a hole in the wall covered with a concrete door. There was a patch of hay above it. When I kicked that, a big spider that looked like it was made of hay came out. I squashed it, and another one came. I squashed that one, and four big non-hay spiders came out. They were cartoony, like the zombies, but they had big pinchers and moved fast.

"What do you think you're doing? This is the lair of It," one of them said.

"Well, maybe I want to kill It," I told them.

"We would let you, but he's really being an idiot today. So... we have to attack you." All the spiders jumped off the wall and started attacking people who were suddenly walking around. As that dream ended, I heard one spider who was latched on to a guy's neck saying, "You only have one neck vein?"

~Last one: I was walking around my house, and the Mad Hatter was there. We walked upstairs, where there was just a little spot of floor, and then a door to the left and a door to the right. One was green and one was orange, but they both had a lot of writing on them. The Hatter suddenly went off talking like he was in a trance, and I saw a flashback. I forget what it was. When he stopped talking, I said, "I would open one of these doors, but I'm afraid I'll get something thrown at me."

"Let's open this one, then," he said, and opened the door to the left. Sure enough, a teacup came flying out. We stepped in, and the March Hare was there. There was also another guy who looked like he could've been related to the Hatter. He got mad at me for being to loud, and I said something back that ticked him off. I can't remember what it was.

So, this was kind of like a Romeo and Juliet thing, but the guy and the girl were driving around in a truck with a vegetable cooker built into the dashboard. After a while the guy stopped the truck and got out, and another girl came over to talk to the Juliet chick. Apparently Juliet wasn't supposed to be seeing the guy, because she accidently called him "my love" and the other girl started freaking out and saying she was going to tell. Juliet wanted to stop the girl, but she couldn't leave the car because she had to keep stirring the vegetables.

"Why aren't you coming? It doesn't matter if the vegetables burn," the girl said. Juliet got kind of panicky and said, "Vegetables don't burn, they SIMMER!"
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Then there was something where Alice Cullen was talking to me. The entire time, my thoughts basically went like this: "She's talking to me, I should be paying attention... You're supposed to make eye contact when you're listening... Those are some cool sunglasses! ...Wait! I'm supposed to be paying attention..."