Romeo and Juliet
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, 06-13-2010 at 03:14 AM (546 Views)
So, this was kind of like a Romeo and Juliet thing, but the guy and the girl were driving around in a truck with a vegetable cooker built into the dashboard.After a while the guy stopped the truck and got out, and another girl came over to talk to the Juliet chick. Apparently Juliet wasn't supposed to be seeing the guy, because she accidently called him "my love" and the other girl started freaking out and saying she was going to tell. Juliet wanted to stop the girl, but she couldn't leave the car because she had to keep stirring the vegetables.
"Why aren't you coming? It doesn't matter if the vegetables burn," the girl said. Juliet got kind of panicky and said, "Vegetables don't burn, they SIMMER!"
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Then there was something where Alice Cullen was talking to me. The entire time, my thoughts basically went like this: "She's talking to me, I should be paying attention... You're supposed to make eye contact when you're listening... Those are some cool sunglasses!...Wait! I'm supposed to be paying attention..."