Sheddler

I wasn in a man's house. This man was very mean. He was also very obese. There were four each one with a riddle on them that you were supposed to solve and bring an object to. The man obviously didn't expect us to solve the riddle. He told us to get the object, we would have to time travel. I told him to go fuck himself, and left.

I was in an apartment area. the buildings were tall, and one of them had a sniper on them. I took my weapon out, and took cover. I shot him down, when I realized, "I somebody just tried to kill me, and I committed a violent act... This must be a dream!" I decided to practice flying a bit. I was able to do it a lot better this time, as I managed to jump off the ground, levitate, and gain altitude by willing myself. I decided that I'd figure out wherever I was. There was a very obese black man being mean to his family, so I punched him in the face. This knocked him back about 10 feet. He got up and said, "Yo man, what the fuck?"
I then called him the N word to get him to fight me, and I kicked his ass over to the fountain, where I put him in. I decided to test the RC of breathing underwater and jumped into the fountain. When I found out I could breathe, after a bit of difficulty, I got out, dry as if I were never in there. I jumped into the air, and had a bit of difficulty flying. As usual, I couldn't gain altitude as much as I had wanted. I willed myself up, but that did little good. I got back on the ground, and observed the fountain and its nearby population. Whole families were eating lunch around it, and it was very realistic until I shot and fought someone.

Also, who says that closing your eyes makes you wake up?! That's dumb, right there.