shiraniaori

Techniques used: DILD/DEILD
Lucid non-lucid

I went asleep on accident, while a tv was on, I was going to turn it off and MILD, but I passed out.

I'm not entirely sure where the dream started off, but I know I was at an egyptian village of some sort, when I saw two of these statues, in a mountain, there was a dog head thing like those statues for the emperors, and there was some other statue of some smaller person or something. I looked at them, and a man was standing atop one of the statues, the one that I can't explain. He said, "you know these vines will grow, and the statues will be completed, and mine will grow first, and I will become it, and then yours will grow. The gods have decided this for us." I assumed he meant the greek gods for some reason, and then there were a ton of egyptians behind me that were arguing that that was impossible, and he responded "No it's not, you see the vines sprouting from the bottom, they will grow, and us 2 will have the choice to become immortal." I told himI didn't want to be immortal, and he said it would be great. I told him that I wouldn't wanna be immortal unless I could become a god, or steal some of the gods cool shit. He said I can do that, and I responded that I would love to then.

That's when shit started happening, The villagers kept trying to cut down the vines to stop it from growing (I'm guessing to not displease the gods) but it only slowed down the other guys statue, and not by that much. I knew mine was going to be giant, a humongous human, with a face of of a dog human thing. I watched it third person. I watched for a long time (30 minutes no joke). It built very slowly in front of my eyes. I knew that If I went away it would go quicker, so I turned my head around, and then looked back, it was half way done. I tried again. Still half. That's when all of a sudden, a bunch of pokemon started attacking the vines along with the egyptians. I was thinking "wtf, pokemon?" and I believe that's what snapped me into lucidity.

I ignored them so they would go away. Then raiku came up to me and the other guy with some other pokemon (human shaped, almost) and we started battling. I don't remember much of it. I remember that I never attacked raiku, and the other pokemon kept putting it's body into a white crysalis thing which would explode and shoot out 6 directions (then five, then 4, and so on) I know we flew into space at one point, and I thought "Good to know my dreams don't stick to one venue, I haven't been to space yet" and raiku talked a lot.

I flew back down and looked at my statue. Arms were done, down to the waist, great, but it'll take another hour before it's finished. The other guys was done, but 1/3 of the size. He flew around in it, it turned out to have no legs.

I woke up. Looked to my right. Pokemon was on. The movie with raiku, great. I put my head back and fell asleep again, dream chaining.

I was back in the egyptian place. Didn't see my statue, didn't care, I haven't done anything yet, I needed to do something. I went outside of the village (not sure how, I think I jumped) and I found a small arena. About a football feild big,maybe a little less. There were at least 5 dreamers there. I didn't think anything of it, I just knew that this was the place to practice.

And practice I did. I spoke to another dreamer about building that statue, and he said that it was above him, but he had a feeling that I could materialize it no problem. I tried materializing in front of me, but no go, I tried turning around and summoning it, but when I turned around, I realized that I could'nt, because of the other dreamers. I would have to materialize it in front of their eyes, just like they were mine, as I wasn't about to ask if everyone else could turn around with me, I gave up. I saw someone jump out of the area super high, and I figure I'd practice my jumping skills. I only did a weeak jump at first (maybe 1 story) and I realized that I felt like I was weighed down by my body. I told my self that this is a dream, my body has no weight. I jumped a good 4 stories that time. Much better. I jumped out of the arena, maybe 20 stories high, perfect.

I woke up again. Opened my eyes, closed them, DEILDed.

I was by trees (where I landed essentially). I was attacked by raiku and the other pokemon. That's when I realized Raiku didn't really fight. He had a minute monologue and then he said that since the other pokemon (still can't remember his name) was on his last shell, it would turn black, and then purple, and when it turned purple he would shoot at me, and then he would blow up, killing me along with him.

All of a sudden his shell turned black. I was wondering if it was purple or black, but then I figured it must've been black since I'm alive. I woke up again.

DEILDed again. I was in the same place, but thank god that pokemon movie was over, or I at least didn't notice it, cause the pokemon weren't there again. I hate it when I sleep with a tv on nowadays, because I'll either intentionally not dream, or dream, and get interrupted by TV characters or something (I once had a dream where I was in a rap contest, I was non lucid, but very excited, I was about to make some really good rhymes, and all of a sudden, a car commercial turned on with the music too loud, so I couldn't rap to it. It drowned out my voice. Woke up pissed).

I was by the trees, and I remember hearing one of the dreamers saying that he was looking for something that was high in a tree in his video game. I believe it was a water something from a Zelda game (I feel like I remember the game too). I flung up in the trees, and swung on the branches, I felt a little bit of pain when I hit some branches, so I desensitized my body, other than my hand, and phased through small branches. I only went through three trees, and it took me about 10 seconds, it was blue, ocarina looking thing (it wasn't the ocarina) and It's so familiar looking. I though "hahah, in the game it takes like 10 minute to climb those trees.

I carried it with me by dematerializing it. Then I hopped back to the arena. I don't recall giving it to any other dreamer, but the first dreamer I met was there again. He said he was surprised I didn't make my statue. There was a runescape looking construction ground, like 10' by 50'. I asked him if anyone was using it, "No they just left," Sweet.

I knew this was a dream, and I knew I could do anything. I had to learn to materialize sooner or later, so why not now? I tried materializing the whole thing, but it was too big. Instead, I floated up a few feet in the air, and made part of the ground into sand. I brought up a wall of it (materializing it, not TKing the sand, it just helped with the color/drawboard) first thing to do was the hair thing. I moved the wall and turned it into the hair piece things that egyptians would often have. tThen I materialized half the face on both sides. Woops, put the fae backwards. I TKed it into normal position, and the face didn't stick out enough, I pulled the face out with TK, and then I realized it was too sharp looking, like crystally, Sharp as in if your on photoshop and oversharpen something, so I tried to unsharpen it, but my focus just made the entire face a bunch of dots, so I tried blurring it, and made it into a wall. I decided to just put a face there, and then materialized the body of a dog thing, like a normal egyptian statue.

"Yay" I thought, "I learned construction!" I walked about to see what everyone else was training on, and some some interesting stuff. One person was playing with springs, and they were bouncing around, and then I noticed one of them had a fireeater from mario on it, sort of coiled into a spring. I made one of my own, and bounced it. It shot a fireball every time that side hit the ground, in any direction you wanted. Amazing. I looked around, there were some more on the wall and some more on the ground. It seemed like a ew ppl had been playing with it (I think there were only 3 people left in there at the time, and one of them definitely wasn't lucid) It's possible that the other two were battling teir springs against each other, like robots. I didn't pay attention, but I noticed that another one had an area of effect attac, and one of them was sheilding a fern. If it was a battle, then I'm guessing the point was to kill the other persons fern.

I was thinking of ways I could use this in real battle when I woke up. I felt that I had trained enough, and my body was getting too awake to sleep (or too tired to dream?).

Also, Lucid fragment:
This was the dream before the Egypt/training ones. I was in my backyard, I went to the front, a friend of mine was there, he gave me a pill, it looked like ecstasy, it took me a while, but I decided it was ecstasy. I figured out it was a dream, and made six of them, all of a sudden, a cop pulled into my driveway while I was playing with the rolls.

I thought that she was gonna frisk me, then I thought no, cops don't normally frisk you, but then I remembered it was a dream, and she came out, about to frisk me (after I put the rolls in my pocket). I grabbed some batons (I just grabbed for a weapon from my sides, talk about schema right there, I must have been thinking of them since there was a cop in front of me) she pulled out two small sticks (stun rods? looked dagger size though) I was attacking her, but I was too slow, she didn't hit me back (she was afraid to go by the big weapons) but then I thought "This is a dream, these weapons are weightless" and I started attacking faster and faster until I could overpower her, then another girl joined in with two daggers. That was the last thing I could remember before changing scenes to that egyptian dream.

Feats learned: Superjump, Construction, body desensitization (not feeling/ignoring a sense or body part)

Dream length: 1 hour+
Technique used: MILD/WILD, DEILD
Lucid non-lucid

My first dream started at a casino, not much of a casino, as much as an arcade. I was with my mom and dad and I knew it was a dream from the beginning.

I was with a few friends. This arcade was like an amusement park... it felt extremely familiar, I think I've been there in a past dream, but while going through the dream, I commented on how I felt that I had already dreamed my whole life, and now I'm living through it as a Deja vu.

This one was quite long, and despite lucidity, I mostly played games with my friends/cousins. I know I've been there before. We were gonna play something called daredevil, it was a sort of amusement ride based on the movie. We already tried it a few minutes earlier, they changed it into a virtual shooting game. I thought it was a race game, and got through it the quickest, third place out of 5, the game counted on how many things you shot/collected.

Afterwards, we went into my cousins trailer for a few minutes, talked about some stuff, went back outside and sat in what seemed to be a poker game table. It lifted up and started spinning around, and moving all over the arcade. I could feel the gravity from the spin pushing me back in my seat, and I was still curious as to why there weren't seatbelts the whole time. Right when it was over (about a minute) I noticed there were seatbelts, but nobody used them.

I played a few other arcade games, but nothing very fun/important.

I woke up. I at first tried to WILD, but I'm not sure if I switched to a MILD, or just... don't remember the WILD.

Regardless, I was in a casino, a real casino. I don't remember anything but the end of the dream, although I was lucid the whole time. It was dark and rainy, and I saw the white house right over there, only a hundred feet or so. I had to attack it. I was with George bush and his secretary, and I zoomed over to the white house. It seemed like I had to do this before midnight. Me and a sidekick cat went over there (I never saw the cat I only knew it was there). I was at the roof of another building, and the two people were there. I could see there health/power above there heads, each 10,00, me and my cat only had 4,000. I snuck right before there eyes, and within five seconds, shot them each five times with an imaginary pea shooter, ziplined over to the bottom, andthe zipline fell, and I jumped up, and in the jump, pea-shot them each two more times, and finished them off with an finger gun shot. 0, 0. Both me and my cat had 4,000 health still.

I sort of made a new transportation system at this point. It was basically I had thought of myself as a box, floating around, dreamscaping to get where I wanted. I used this as my main transportation through the next couple dreams. I went back to where I was before, GB and his secretary were still there, and they didn't know about what just happened. I lost lucidity and bragged to them about taking down the presidency.

I woke up and DEILDed back into a dream at the casino.

I walked around for like 5-10 seconds with my mom and dad, and found a machine that was... interesting. I can't remember what it was called, but it had 4 bowling balls on each side, and a miniature bowling set up as the table of it, but then it had a small vibratory penis-tip-inserter thing. I tried it out, felt good, but not great. My mom said "I'm not paying for it" I thought hahah, DCs don't know everythings free, then she asked if it felt good, and I (not weirded out in the slightest) said yeah it feels pretty good. The dream started to fade.

At this point, I moved my RL arm, but it didn't seem to stop the process of DEILDing back into that scene.

I left the thing, I was thinking of something that could feel better, and I thought sex would feel better, but a machine that covered the whole thing with feel better, like a man-vibrator.

Anyway, at this point I started going up to people and asking if they thought it was cool that I was the "Dream master" and I shouted it, but no one said anything, I went up to a little kid and asked, and he said "indeed" and I asked something else to the same effect and he said "indeed". I decided to train. I never trained in my dreams, especially not lately. I talked to my dad, and I told him I could protect him. He seems to have some problems in his dreams, amazing recall, high level lucidity, and no control. His dreams are half nightmares.

We went into a room, and I started levitating objects. Just using TK for fun sorta. He thought it was great. I was doing kind bad at it, it took me a sec and then I couldn't do anything like juggle with them midair or anything. I got a tennis ball, I figured it would be easier to TK cause it was solid, as opposed to the floating balloon I was doing before. I controlled it easily, and finally got the hang of shooting stuff at things with TK. I was holding a tennis ball above my hands, and it started turning black, and everything else started turning black, but the tennis ball still stood out.

I woke up, and immediately DEILDed back into the same room.

I went back into the casino, and thought I should learn to fight. First though, I was playing aorund with my new transportation system. Without having a body, I moved very quickly (like I said, feeling like a sort of box like thing) and tried to run over someone. I hit them over once, then again, then went through them intentionally, then got back to business. There were no dangerous people around, and no monsters, then I figured, duh, if I start fighting, they'll fight back. So I punched a guy in the face. He tried punching me back and I dodged. This guy had crazy moves, but I was better. Eventually two other guys joined in, and I had fun fighting with them. I felt badass, especially during one part where everything went slow mo as I did a backflip to avoid three roundhouse kicks at different heights.

I felt that in a shared dream fight, slo mo wouldn't work so I turned it off, it only happened once more during the fight. Eventually the dream faded (after only 2 minuted of fighting) but I woke up and DEILDed back into it, decidedly not fighting though. I went to go talk to my dad.

I talked to him, and he was impressed, highly impressed, he said if I could come protect him nightly, he would give me basically anything, and that he would triple or quadruple my allowance (this happened to be a sadistic joke, as I don't have an allowance). He sounded ecstatic about it though.

The scene changed, I was with 4 other dreamers. I can't recall them all, but I remember we were on some sort of ride. Someone commented on how everyone takes note of the dreaming aspect, and the speed, but everyone forgets to mention that you get wet on it. We were in a waterfall like thing, and when we came out, I was back, low on the ground, and they all said something to the effect of "You remind us of monk owsoo" I asked why, and they pointed to a Buddhist monk in an orange robe with a cross-like necklace, he looked fairly old, and they said "He was the first to bring up astral travel." I thought about how all dreams are astral travel, and I woke up.

This combination of dreams lasted well over an hour, but my first dream was at 9:00, and I kept DEILDing through 1:00.

The energy felt the same as my last shared dream with my dad, and I find it likely that he was there. This was essentially the first time I DEILDed, but very useful, and I enjoy it completely. I think I got the hang of it. It was also my first few dreams in which I actually fought with DCs. I never fought with them before, even though I only fought physically, I felt it was a good run.

I had this dream (or series of interconnected dreams) this night, when I fell asleep from 6:00AM-5:00PM. I had used autosuggestion very loosely, so I'll call it a DILD.

Technique used: DILD
Length: 45 min

lucid non-lucid not a dream

I forgot a lot of the dream (I didn't write it in my RL DJ, and wasn't able to type this part till now, a good 6 hours later) but I do remember fragments. Also, it's good to note that I was starving when I went to sleep.

So, the dream started with a lot of my brother driving and a few of my cousins, we all hung out, and then we had to drive to get some food at my aunts. We got there, and there was a teleporter somewhere. I think I used the teleporter to teleport to my next dream scene.

This next part was all extremely vivid. I walked from my mom's car to a restaurant with her and my dad. My dad and I walked to the staff room (for a good reason I can't remember), which ended up being a large windowed room, with three layers of windows till there was the outside. I thought of doing a reality check, since that was weird. It was odd though, my reality check failed, but I still had the feeling I was in a dream. I tried two more times, and it sort of worked, but I realized I must be in a dream anyway.

I wasn't very lucid, because of the shoddy RCs I think, but I was with my dad, and I knew that it could be the real him in the dream world, so I told him I was in a dream, that we were in a dream. He said he knew. I asked him if he realized that that meant we could do anything, and he said no we can't (I think). I tried to break a glass window, but it didn't break. My dad said something about it, and I told him I could cut it with my fingers.

I put my finger to the glass and did a very shitty circle, cutting it through. I broke that part off, then broke off the rest mentally. My dad tried as well, but instead broke it physically when he was done. For some reason doing this interested me a lot, and after talking to him a little bit about dreams, I kept doing this with the windows until I lost lucidity and found myself back in the restaurant with my dad.

It was a FA, I told him I just had a dream, and he was in it. I asked him what he did in his dream. He said he was with me, but he was at our basement or something, and we were making holes in the tiling. He added some other info, about us both knowing it was a dream, and I concluded it was a shared dream, but not a very good connection.

I woke up, and fell back asleep.

I was in a different place in the restaurant, and I did another RC. Shoddy again, but I still realized I was dreaming. My dad was with me, and we were atop a spiral staircase, all white, with a very interesting curvy railing. I saw a baby girl sitting at the very end of the railing, and I decided to go grab her, I was about to slide to the bottom, when I FA'd again in the restaurant with my mom and dad.

I don't remember what happened after that, but after a minute or so I woke up IRL. It was very interesting, and I felt that my dad was actually there. It seems to me that I kept switching from the astral plane into my dream world, and that in the astral plane, RCs don't work as well, or the vividness throws me off, and I only was with my dad in the astral plane.

I'll ask my dad what he dreamed about and see if we made a connection, and I'll update this accordingly.

EDIT: I talked to him. He said it happened. He remembered a great deal more than I did. We also got high together, had sex with some people and he said We fell right after the glass building thing. That was when I lost lucidity, so I was probably a DC at that point, otherwise I would have flown, or at least remembered it from terror. He remembered nothing about a restaurant, he said that never happened. I find it pretty probable that I met up with him in the astral plane, and that the other parts where I wasn't lucid was in my inner dream world or something.

This is my first successful (remembered) shared dream.

This was a non-lucid I just had, but one of the very fun ones. It was my second time dreaming a game like this, soccer, but you can use your hands as well.

The game was about 5v5 (it might've been 6v6) and we were in a gym, my gym teacher from 3 years ago was there as the referee. The goals were much smaller than last game (which was a whole wall), and was the window of a door, about 4ft into the wall. My team had the force, and the other team didn't know. We used it to move the ball while only tapping it. After about 15 min, the ref found out, and said we couldn't use magic.

My team wore red shirts, the other team white. I think all my team members were black (probably me too) and at the very beginning I thought our team was called the teenage mutant ninja turtles (Never watched the show, but loved the old movie when I was younger).

After being unable to use our power, shit got complicated. We were owning them before, something like 7-2, but eventually the score got back up (it went to 6-5 in the end). I made 3 goals, but I tried to make two that failed. One of the rules was that you couldn't be in the doorway when you threw/kicked the ball in.

It was the last point, the clock was running out (it was counting up to 8:00, not down to 0:00) and one of the other teams players tried to steal the ball from me before I shot another goal. This is when the dream started fading. We got tackled on the ground, and two of there team were grabbing the ball. I was pulling hard though, and they were no match. I was just about to free the ball and make a goal, when all of a sudden, I realized that my physical arm was exerting force, so I moved it (apparently still using dream logic) so I wouldn't have to exert force on it, so I could use my dream arm correctly.

Sonofabitch. I moved my arm and realized that I was basically about to DEILD back, and I was still barely in SP. I tried to DEILD regardless, but it didn't work. I am getting better at detecting when I wake up though, and I guess I found another dream sign. This game. Hopefully I become lucid sometime playing this game, because I always thought of playing this kind of game with goals midair, and flying and teleporting and whatnot. Dreamball. I'll call it something like that.

I figured it'd be a good idea to have a large list of dream goals to keep myself occupied, rather than the small list in my signature. Here goes.

Things for fun:
[]Zombie attack
[]Kill a baby
[]Revive a killed DC
[]Slow motion fight
[]Become a wolf
[]Become a dragon
[]Run with a wolf pack
[]Dreamscape a dream without moving
[]Dreamscape while running with a wolf pack
[]Have a fight with a wolf
[]Have a fight with a wolf as a wolf
[]Have a fight with a dragon as a dragon
[]Shapeshift 5+ times in one dream
[]Merge my body with nature
[]Blow up my body
[]Fight a vampire
[]Be a vampire
[]Fight Cerberus (or Fluffy)
[]Create a mini-city with people, and control it
[]Play chess
[]Play wizards chess
[]Learn 5+ common battle archetypes and use them all simultaneously.
[]Communicate telepathically

Serious things to do:
[]Find my spiritual guide
[]Find my dream guide (might be a different being, idk)
[]Speak with my divine inner father
[]Speak with my dead uncle
[]Dilate time by 3+ hours
[]Dilate time by a day
[]Find my personal dream trainer
[]Speak with Pan
[]Speak with Odin
[]Speak with my subconscious (or "the real me")
[]Meditate through a whole dream
[]Have a variety of intellectual conversations with DCs Waking Life style.
[]Share a dream with my dad (he's lucid every night)
[]Make a song on the piano or beat on drums
[]Have a dream that lasts a lifetime.
[]WILD 5+ times in one week

Technique used: MILD
Length: 30+ min, 5+ min lucid
lucid non-lucid not a dream

Not a very eventful dream. Although a lot of stuff happened, I tried too DEILD back into it, and forgot the whole thing

Some stuff happened with my little cousin, she came into my room, she really liked me, we hung out for like 10 min, she disappeared.

I did a nose RC, I became lucid. I first tried to fly up through the ceiling, but was having trouble getting through, so left through a closed window instead.

I flew around the street a bit. I went to some business building, and found a nice looking girl. I think I was going to have sex with her, but she disappeared. I roamed around the building instead, seeing a lot of people, some of which looked like the businessmen from the Tool music video of Parabola.
A lot of other non-lucid stuff happened for a long time with my cousin (she's like 7, I haven't seen her lately, and don't really like her.

Before I slept, I decided to just do a MILD where I repeated "I should do a reality check". It seemed to work, and I think I'm gonna use that mantra for my other MILDs too.

Too bad about the recall though. I'm pretty sure some fun stuff happened in that building... I wonder if I tried the TOTM?

Dream length 30-60 min
MILD technique used
non-lucid lucid commentary

I just woke up from this dream, and couldn't find my RL DJ, so I forgot a lot while I went upstairs to type this out.

I was in a dream maze. It was all floating, sort of hard to explain, me and some girl were going through it together. An empty space materialized and it turned into an obsidian monolith, sideways. I knew it would teleport me to a different monolith (I've had this dream before in a non-lucid, but I don't remember it well) I jumped on it then the girl jumped on it, and we teleported to another place where EVERY platform was a monolith, and she jumped on one before I could see where she went "Fuck" I thought "I'm going to have to find her. Whatever she'll prolly be at the end" I went through more of the maze, teleporting etc. I eventually found her at the end, hidden behind a curtain on a monolith.I brought her with (she disappeared as soon as I did though) and went to a back door, there was some stairs, and I looked at one side and stepped on it, that half was a trap, I knew it. I took one step down the other and thought of doing a reality check. I breathed out my nose, and thought "alright no.... wait" and inhaled through my nose with the pinch.

I was lucid, I flew up, and into the ceiling, I was gonna go through it, but it all turned white, and it looked like my ceiling, so instead I used this to turn it into my house. That's where almost the rest of the dream takes place.

First things first: find some drugs. I tried pulling a joint out of my pocket, didn't work. I wondered why that was, things never seem to fail for me in dreams...So I used a schema, I went into my garage (my old friend sean dropped by and said hey while I did) and tried to grab a joint from my old hiding spot. It was only a piece of paper. That's when I realized, I've never smoked joints, I've always used bowls. I materialized some bud on a fridge, and found my bowl under a speaker. loaded it up, and took a hit. I didn't get high like I normally would, but it was still a good taste.

Next importance: Dream guide. I went into the computer room and saw my brother. He asked me a question, and I responded, and he responded. I was surprised by my DCs. I never dreamt of DCs in a lucid, so I always figured I wasn't good at it, and they'd be braindead. Afterwards I thought I saw sean behind me, turned out it was my similar friend. I asked him if he was my dream guide and he said he knew where he was. I asked him where and he said "first answer this, have you been there to talk to me whenever I wanted to?" I said yes, and he replied "can you be there for whenever I need to talk to you in the future," I said yes, even though I knew it wasn't really possible to know. "How would you know," he said "if your not gonna be stopped by some obstacle if it's the future" I said something along the lines of he was right, and that I would make sure to whenever I was available.

He seemed contented with that, more like I got the question right than anything else. He brought me into the kitchen, I asked him if he wanted a hit, and he said no I'm good, he doesn't do stuff like that (weird, he definitely does...) I took the bowl out from my pocket, instead it was just thin plastic wrap that half covered the weed. I took a hit anyway, and then it was fully covered. I waved my hand and changed it back into the beautiful bowl it was (I was pretty proud too). I looked back at Nick and he told me, very seriously, that His (my DG) name was Envolder (he used Envolver and Envolder interchangeably), and that he was a meteorologist, and I believe he said he lived in California. I wanted to do a TOTM before the month was over, so I got out my Cell phone, and tried to call him. I knew his number was in there, but I had a ton, and it wasnt alphabetical. I thought of switching it to alphabetical and finding him, but there were so many C's (all in the form of Cname, like Cnick Childer etc). I decided to go outside, I went outside for some DG related reason (I was prolly gonna teleport somewhere) and then thought I should look it up and went back into the kitchen. I decided to look it up on the computer (there was a laptop in front of us). I looked up envolder, and found tons of different things and phone numbers (what I was looking for). I wanted the meteorologist's number. I looked up Envolder meteorologist, and bam, it switched to a different non-lucd subject.

It was a movie. The two people from pineapple express, the big guy from Superbad, and one other guy and two other girls were in it, it was a real movie. It was me third person watching them like a movie. It was about fifteen minutes long but I can only remember the end. They kept calling each other creative curses in a school hallway, and the principal told them to stop, Seth did one last quiet insult and stopped, and I woke up.

Some other stuff happened in the middle, but I left it out because it was either uninteresting, hard to explain and uninteresting, or I couldn't remember it well. Like for example, at one point in the dream I started to tell myself to remember it, because I knew I wouldn't remember all of such a long dream.

Oddly enough, the name Envolder sounds extremely familiar. It almost seemed as if he didn't want me to see him though (and I'm under the impression that I can't communicate with my particular DG with a phone)... Anyway, I think Envolver might be his real name, apparently in Spanish it means "To wrap up, to convince by reasoning (metaphorical), to put things into confusion, or to surround an enemy by all sides (military)." Anyone else ever found that there DG name means something in a different language (or the same language) than your native one? Note that I don't know Spanish.

Technique: MILD
Non-lucid Lucid Real life

I planned on meeting a DC I could talk to all day. I was hoping to find my "dream guide". I figured I'd just summon him same way I do most everything else, just knowing he was there or closing my eyes. I had a feeling like my DG would be someone that I knew, and I felt like my DG would be extremely intellegent, and would be somewhat like the dream characters in Waking life.

I don't remember much, but I do remember where I started. I don't think I did a reality check, but I was lucid regardless. I was walking down a street somewhere downtown. Small family shops were all around. I closed my eyes and summoned my dream guide. I opened them, and next to me was my brother, standing there. He said "Hello, whats up?"
"Not much, I'm in a lucid dream, I wanted to see who I could talk to."
He replied "Yeah dreams are interesting things, and you know who you can talk to."
"Yeah, I can talk to anyone, I know, and so do you, because I let you."
He said "You know the rules."
"I don't think there are rules, and that being said, I don' think that there are limits. I don't think that anything could be proved or disproved, and most of all, I don't think that things like shared dreaming or sentient DCs are impossible, because the dream world isn't bound by any laws, like waking life is. It seems in waking life that dreams are only in the mind and are limited by what could happen in your brain, but in the dream world, it doesn't feel that way at all. All logic and proof are unreliable, and therefore there doesnt seem to be any limitations based on the 'real world' since the real world isn't in play in the dream world."
My brother said Mhmm.
"So... Are you my dream guide."
He looked straight into my eyes, and I first noticed that he didn't have glasses on, and he simply said "Yeah".
In my mind I thought that we both felt like he wasn't, and I woke up.

The dialogue was far from exact, but I do remember that my brother said little to nothing, that I talked quite a bit, and that that's the message that was conveyed. I remember the ending perfectly though. This was the first LD that I've ever talked to a DC, despite having a lot of lucid dreams. Normally I would just fly around and explore. I often ended up (or start off) seeing a goodlooking girl and having sex. I decided not to anymore, since it keeps distracting me from mastering the four elements, avatar style.

Technique: MILD
Non-lucid Lucid Real life
I havent meditated for a good couple months, although I always considered it beneficial and I enjoyed doing it. Having gotten back into lucid dreaming a week or so ago (an absence of almost a year, I used to and still can lucid dream at will), I also got back into conscience awareness and meditation. I did a basic silencing the mind meditation for 20 minutes, then fell asleep using MILD.

My dream started off with me walking out of a building/courthouse with my mom, and she said something very odd, so I did a reality check.
I did a nose RC and instantly became fully lucid. The dream was extraordinarily vivid, and I felt completely aware, and in control. I started by simply looking around and sat down in the road and touched the ground. It had tons of pebbles, like any road in RL, and I could feel them perfectly. I knew I was going to have a long lucid dream, and decided first to call someone to complete the TOTM. I was messing with my phone, but couldn't find my contacts. I didn't really feel like it was a good TOTM and couldn't remember the advanced one, so instead I decided to jump off of a skyscraper. I flew high into the air, then said "eh, fuck it I'm high enough" and just went into a free fall. I fell a few hundred feet very calmly and happily, and stopped an inch above the ground. Being done with my free fall, I closed my eyes and teleported somewhere, not deciding where, just wanting to go somewhere else.
I found myself in a car, driving down an empty highway, not liking the idea of driving in a dream, I flew through the hood and landed back on the highway. Now it was full of cars. I went on all fours and started running. I got faster, and I got bigger. In just about two seconds I was larger than most office complexes, and running faster than the speed of light. I was crushing all the cars, and decided to make my hands more crushy. I turned them into giant black masses that looked like the hammerfist transformation in prototype. I saw a large black building and decided to get off the highway, and jumped into it, midair turning into a giant beast that looked somewhat like Spidermans Venom, and smashed 1/4 of the building off, with wires and pipes everwhere.
When I crushed it I turned back into a normal sized human, floating above the wreckage, and I saw a couple police cars on the road with their sirens on. I blinked and teleported into the uncrushed part of the building.
I lost lucidity, whether cause of the police or what happened next idk. It seemed like I just lost awareness, but I was still calm. I forgot something that happened in between the teleporting and this, but next I remember I was given a heavy machine gun by some guy, looked like Price from Call of Duty. He didn't say anything (I never talk to DCs) but when he gave me the gun I had a HUD show up, showing my health, a crosshair, and unlimited bullets, and some bar that didn't seem to have a purpose. I went in, and there were two fat guys with miniguns (they looked like Heavys from Team fortress 2, they were even cell shaded, but had black shirts and a black hat/beanie, like a thief). I circled them both (Price disappeared) and whenever my crosshair went onto one of them it would turn to static for some reason. I shot them both a bit when I saw the static, but it seemed as if the bullets went through them.
Then I woke up, I opened my eyes instantly, and looked around a little, feeling the calm awareness from meditating. I noticed the lights were on, and immediately went to write down in my notebook DJ. I wrote a half a sentence, looked at it (trying to remember more) and I read up until the last word, and then it became blurry and all of a sudden
I woke up. The dream lasted at least 30+ minutes.
The fact that the Heavys were cell-shaded interests me, I'm going to eventually apply that to the rest of the dream world, and make it look like a dream borderlands. I do remember once having a non-lucid where I saw a cartoon character. It was either Peter from Family Guy, or some fat guy, it was hard to remember. Having both those experiences, I know I can have a cartoon dream, and I'm going to try to have a 2d cartoon dream eventually... once I figure out how it'd look/work...