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I was walking through a shopping centre or suchlike. A wee wifie with short blonde hair was to my left. We were going to the same place ( wherever that was..) I said to her 'Do you want to hold my hand?' she said forcefully 'NO!' Three young lassies appeared to her left and she said quietly 'Oh, no...' We walked on and turned to the right which led to a room with a low ceiling. There was a big queue of people at the back, next to a man sitting doon. There was an Asian lassie standing nearly in the queue which confused the two of us somewhat.


With my wife - we decided to watch one of my favourite films - 'The Poseidon Adventure' - The film was a special 'directors cut' - All the scenes on the bridge weren't present. The wall of water appeared as IRL, however it took AGES to hit the ship (I was thinking at the time it was a bit ridiculous - no RC of course!) before the wave hit there was a scene of the reverend (not played by Gene Hackman, but by a tall slender guy with clark Kent glasses) holding a very slim bible with a cross on the front, wallowing in a few feet of water and sayng some religious stuff which I now forget. I had it in my head that it was Edward Woodward (which it was not) and noted he was born in 1905 (which he was not) It then cut to a scene with an auld dear hiding behind a mattress saying 'Oh God' It then cut to a helicopter reporting on the event, it veered past an island where loads of people were standing making a shape similar to a lollipop. I then turned to my wife and said 'This directors cut is rubbish, they've cut all of Leslie Neilson scenes'