stevendoig

Braw stuff!

I'm looking at my fish tank. (Its on the kitchen worktop as IRL) I see loads of water that presumably has leaked out of it. I reach to my right to grab some (correctly sited) kitchen roll when I suddenly get LUCID.

'To hell with this' I say 'I don't need to waste my time'

I then suffer a False Awakening. - damn damn damn

I'm lying in bed and I hear my wife having a moan;

'Your baffies* absolutely stink...'

*Scots for slippers.

Good though!