stevendoig

Jings! - I dreamt a whole night of rubbish!!! all non lucid..

1) Watching a Scottish sketch show - think it was meant to be 'Naked Video'. They had a guest star - a young Elton John! - It looked nothing like Elton John, he was also Scottish, and had a weird pork pie white hat jammed on his head. As I recall, he didn't sing but said a wee rhyme. There was a sketch set on an aeroplane which was amusing at the time, but its gone now.

2) On a train, there was an announcement that a female celebrity had just died, I had never heard of her. I said to someone that I listened to Radio 4 that morning and she wasn't mentioned.

3) Lighting up a fag in my car, then remembering that I wasn't smoking in my new car! (which is true IRL) I wound the window right down and hoped the car wouldnae stink.

4) Looking through a box of complete crap somewhere. There was a woman behind me.
She said 'Most of the people died, apart from a few who found shelter.'
I said nothing a picked up a wee round piece of crap covered in blue cellophane - it had a wee screw through the middle
She said 'See? - that man died because someone put a screw through the middle'
I threw the piece of junk back in the box....

5) In a supermarket or something. I was supposed to package up various items and present them to people. I found a black cotton jacket, there were two items in it, some rubbishy thing and also a set of keys with a snapped key ring. For some reason I remembered who it belonged to and ran down the aisle to meet them. there were about four people standing about and I handed the keys to the man, I don't think they said anything. I went back to where I started thinking that I maybe wasn't supposed to have done that. I then stood looking at a load of shelves filled with fruit and tried to remember what I was supposed to do.....