stevendoig

Guid recall last night - non lucid of course , boo hoo

Started off being my wedding, I was walking alone doon a corridor with a tartan plaid over my head and getting tangled in my feet. Felt stupid. My bride appeared from stage right. Thought she wasnae marrying me as she had a woolly cardy on, but looking again it was pulled over her dress. Not familiar with the lassie, but she was a bonny thing and I gave her a hug. She said 'I almost didnae get here..'

Scene transformed into my pals wedding recepition instead. I had the feeling of not really being allowed at the event and there was no sign of the groom. The bride fell over, exposing her naked feet with black cracks in the soles. She then sat in a heap and started greeting. A'body was very quiet apart fae one lad who walked behind me to get a tin of Tennants. One of my best pals was suddenly there and commented on the guy. 'Jings I wonder what his inside leg is?' - I guessed 36 , and my pal replied with 'Mair like 30-10' - I repeated what he said, and we both laughed most heartily....

Then had a ususal 'real life' dream where a couple came in to complain aboot a jacket not fitting that they had with their kilt hire. The woman took forever to get the words out - very confused, but I dinny mind noo precisely the words she was using. I then looked at the jacket and then at the short wee man, who was actually wearing his kilt all so of rolled into a sort of belt. (over his troosers, luckily!)