stevendoig

Non lucid fragments....

1) my faither commenting on poor sales for my shop.

2) quite a good one - An old wifie looked at my neck tie that I was wearing (it was Wine) she said-

'Aye that's no' bad, but it'll still let in water.'

3) Walking down a corridor with my wife, She was moaning to me about having to change my day off. She then stopped and crouched down. There was a wee nail sticking out the beige lino. There were also a bunch of nails coming loose on a wee join. She tried to get the nail out, but was struggling. I had a shot and got it out. I then tackled the rest. As this was happening she was still moaning about stuff!