stevendoig

Standing in a gents toilet, the wall slid back revealing the ladies toilet. I thought it would be a tremendous laugh if I used the ladies toilet. To my left was a long changing table, to my right a very deep sink with a mirror. I started urinating in the sink. A woman came in and panicked and told me to get out, I told her it would be okay, I would just close my eyes.....

More work stuff - a guy came in for a kilt hire, I looked out his records from last time, but they were all wrong, so we farted about for a while trying to find something to fit the lad...