stevendoig

Two wee non lucids....

Sitting in a coach outside a hotel in Spain. A fat middle aged man sits next to me.
Man: -'Its so quiet in here, you should see it in the summer'
I look around, there are no more than a dozen people on board.
Man:- 'Of course, all the locals go to Africa for their holidays anyway'
Me: - 'I suppose they don't really like us'
Man:- 'Nah, the Netherlanders aren't like that'.

In a car with my wife. She suggest we pull into a car park and tells me to park to the right coz the man wont notice. I stop the car - the area to the right looks like a garage and is packed with cars, lorries and machinery. To the left is a car park , and its pretty full looking, although there is a space nearby which looks doable with care. I'm still sitting in the car when a weasely looking man appears.

That's it!