Goin' Redneck
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, 08-04-2012 at 06:28 AM (297 Views)
Awareness - 8 / 10
Control - 8 / 10
Although I like hunting, and I like Ford trucks, I am by no means a redneck, however, this dream just had the perfect combination of things for me to classify it as such.
So the first thing I remember is that I was my house and my friend came over to spend the night. My parents were gone so we dicided it would be fun to randomly go sit at the end of the county road in the middle of the night. However, not only were we going to go just for the heck of it, we were going to take shotguns and .45's just in case any sort of game happened to walk by. But, that's not all. We weren't even going to get out of the truck! So we loaded up and took off. My friend drove while I sat in the bed holding a 12 guage. We got to the end of the road and and just started waiting.
After a while of sittting there, I finally saw a deer walk by. THen an elk came a few minutes later. For some reason we didn't shoot them though. Then out of no where a mountain lion appeared and just stared at us. Then a bear also showed up and we started feeling uneasy. THen the mountain lion started walking towards us. I was just about to shoot it when my friend freaked out and threw the truck in reverse, knocking the gun out of my hand. I told him to just floor it and get back to the house. That he did, and we just made it back as the sun started to come up. Now the mountain lion had just randomly dissappeared and we felt safe again.
Then however, another vehicle pullled up, as if it had followed us the whole night! At first we thought about going up to them with guns (which we now randomly had back) but, using my better judgement, I decided maybe we ought to just talk to them. There was a man and a woman in the car. The woman got out and it turns out she was my friend's real mom, as if he had been adopted at birth or something. Then he got all emotional and ran off crying.Anyways, then the lady came and talked to me, saying we had to go find my long lost cousin or something. He was believed to be missing in Hawaii, and she said she already got me plane tickets!! I was pretty excited about that, so I jumped in the car and started driving us all to the airport. That is as far as I can remember.