Xanous' Dream Journal

#308 - DILD – 6:09AM

I am driving home from an event with family. There's an odd hiccup where the tire gets stuck in a tree root. Someone starts giving a speech. A car passes. I remember I am dreaming and start driving really fast. I come up to the car that passed me at an intersection. I recognize the area and swerve around them and head home.

Now I am at the front door but it's locked. I blind summon the keys and shove them in the general area of the key hole. The door pops open, I walk inside, and I am greeted by many kittens in the house. I find this amusing and decide to spend some time playing with them. At one point I am on all fours tickling an orange tabby and it gets a little feisty and scratches my fingers. The pain feels pretty realistic and this causes me to pause. I note the oddity of dream pain but decide its best not to look and the wound.

My family starts coming in the front door and I move to the couch. I remember that I wanted to troll on some dream characters and I start blind summoning toy balls; the ones like my son likes to play with and consequently ends up all over the living room. As each person comes in, I start pelting them in the face. I was embarrassed by the fact that I completely missed most of them. My dream throwing ability should be way better than waking life. My dad comes in last and I get a good shot straight on the nose. He puts a hand to his face and says, “Son! You didn't have to do that! How about I punch you in the balls?”
I find it completely amusing that he said that and laugh. I tell him, “Go ahead. It won't hurt.”
We moves over to me and the dream fades to black as I watch him do an upper cut to my crotch.

I have a false awakening where I am totally laughing my ass off about the dream. This lasts only a few seconds and I wake up for real.